oh please

[Talus]

Attn: Greeley Ricers
blue halogen headlights do not make you fast. Blue lights in your clear sidemarkers do not make you fast. Coffeecan mufflers do not make you fast. Unpainted bodykits, chopped springs and Bondo certainly do not make you fast.
Nice try though.
PS: I think you burned more oil than gas judging by the smoke-screen you laid out.
Thanks for playing, you lose!!!

[stu]

Hehe, Why don't you get a bumper sticker like that?











Oh yeah, cause bumper stickers are trashy, I almost forgot.

[KatanaGTI]

I hate the rice here in Greeley. Gotta say the worst in the state. Those Phat N Low stickers are good for 20hp though I heard.

[KatanaGTI]

LMAO. I was just driving up 23rd ave on a little cruise and when I came up on Reservoir, a black Integra turned on with a full unpainted body kit, and from the other direction a 1st gen DSM turned to follow him, also with a 5-piece, un-painted body kit with a nice tall unpainted double decker wing. It was horrible. I saw them just after rading your post and almost hit a curb I was laughing so hard. Greeley rice sucks.

[cherrybombcivic]

you guys think that is bad? you should cruise on down to so. cali...
for those of you who have been here you know what im talkin about. westminster area... you cant go a block without seeing one.. and they always give you the stupid cock eyed stares at stoplights its sooo annoying... then they take their stock dx's up to the 6500 rpm rev limit before dumping the clutch and then shifting (grinding) into 2nd all the while you sit there accelerating normally because you NEVER WANTED TO RACE THEIR STUPID ASS ANYWAY.......*sigh*