View Full Version : good lord, I'm OWNED!!NWS!!!
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 12:42 AM
I would hit this in every way possible. want more>?
http://hubba.web1000.com/1/01-lrg.jpg
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 12:45 AM
BTW, she only gets better after this...
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 01:07 AM
man, I didn't want to post another pict until anyone showed interest, but seeing this pict, one word comes to mind...lunch.
I LOVE going down on girls, and shaved is the way to go!!! it's about the sexiest thing I know of. God, I need some lunch!
http://hubba.web1000.com/1/09-lrg.jpg
jdmgsr
02-26-2003, 01:09 AM
well post it then
Weston
02-26-2003, 01:10 AM
Hmm, am I the only one not seeing anything?
jdmgsr
02-26-2003, 01:11 AM
no trying to find out what has him wanting to go hump a tree
Talus
02-26-2003, 01:22 AM
What's up with that man? You can't talk it up like that and not produce the goods!!!
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 01:33 AM
stoopid links, hang on a second here.
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 01:37 AM
ok, here we go.here's the first one
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 01:39 AM
here's my lunch picture
Talus
02-26-2003, 01:40 AM
They're working now. But I got a little excited and jumped the gun and jsut went to http://hubba.web1000.com and found them. I'm thinkin I'll have this one http://hubba.web1000.com/newlinn.html
DSM_Luck
02-26-2003, 02:24 AM
That bitch is fine....Most porn stars look like ass but i would hit that hard. Post more.
V8SpankR
02-26-2003, 07:28 AM
I'm more of a Nordic type of women guy but that girl is fine.
b18cya-T
02-26-2003, 08:29 AM
:werd:
http://repo.jackmoves.com/albums/album65/HICS.jpg
nolimitsoldier
02-26-2003, 10:27 PM
bwahaha titus!!!
5280civic
02-27-2003, 10:04 PM
SHE's TIGHT, rest of pics here:
http://hubba.web1000.com/fun.html
exciv2000
02-27-2003, 10:20 PM
Pretty nice B!;HitIt;
nolimitsoldier
02-27-2003, 10:52 PM
here's another one :)
this is my favorite I think, it's like something is saying "Hello" here, haha
YDRSBTR
03-02-2003, 10:06 PM
Pardon my vulgarity for a moment, but I'd fuck her so hard, her teeth would fly clean out of her head.
...That is all.
Ashton
03-02-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by YDRSBTR
Pardon my vulgarity for a moment, but I'd fuck her so hard, her teeth would fly clean out of her head.
...That is all.
agreed.
ohshitshun
03-02-2003, 10:48 PM
what is her name she is perfect?
tommy303
03-02-2003, 11:04 PM
Her name is Carmella DeCesare....April 2003's Playboy Playmate of the Month. :)
nolimitsoldier
03-02-2003, 11:15 PM
hey, I haven't gotten that one yet!
and she deserves every last bit of it :D
nolimitsoldier
03-03-2003, 12:58 AM
god i love her...
i would sell out all of my friends for her
:p :D
V8SpankR
03-03-2003, 07:57 AM
Mmmm,bald clam. :D
exciv2000
03-03-2003, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Master Killer
god i love her...
i would sell out all of my friends for her
:p :D
Bros before hoes bitch! ;)
nolimitsoldier
03-03-2003, 10:46 PM
LOL!!! but will you look at the shaved...ehh, you all get the point :rofl:
The pictures where she isn't so airbrushed look MUCH, much better than these.
exciv2000
03-04-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Master Killer
LOL!!! but will you look at the shaved...ehh, you all get the point :rofl:
So? And your point?? My last two girlfriends I've gotten them to shave... you just gotta know how to request it ;):p
nolimitsoldier
03-04-2003, 09:11 PM
only one of mine was, and it was much much better! teach me your persuasion skills! haha
Talus
03-04-2003, 09:16 PM
What method did they use? I need to use some pursuation;)
nudge nudge, wink wink.......eh? eh? say no more!!
http://www.beavershaver.com/
exciv2000
03-04-2003, 09:53 PM
Step 1. Ask her nicely if she wouldn't mind "trimming," you know, because it hurts when you're fucking her and you're pulling her hair in there with your shaft. I'm sure she'd be happy to take a razor to it, and if not, step 2. But first, don't ask her after having sex. Ask her over dinner, or impulsively, or when the two of you are having a nice cheerful happy conversation between the two of you. Tell her what you wouldn't mind seeing, "a little patch of grass on top of the hill."
Step 2. She still hasn't trimmed it. Remind her often but don't over do it. Offer to trim it for her. Take showers with her and get your fingers stuck in her hair, firmly pulling it so it hurts her, but not so that it bleeds and she has a huge bald spot where you yanked at it. Don't yank, just gently but firmly pull. Go down on her and get it stuck in your teeth... even act like you have hair in your mouth even if you don't... hell, use your own facial hair if it suits the purpose and makes it more real.
Step 3. Women like sex too. Tell her if she doesn't trim it, you won't fuck her anymore. Joke with her that you'll "trim" it for her while she's sleeping after you get her piss drunk one night. Offer to take her to get it WAXED, where it will really hurt! :eek: Suggest to her that you will pull one of her hairs out every day that she doesn't "trim" it. Impulsively shave yourself down there so she gets a feel for the skin (you should "trim" anyways, nobody likes a bird's nest).
Step 4. She just won't do it. Forget it. Don't get mad, just get over her, she wasn't meant for you :p
If after playfully joking and prodding her into submission and she finally "trims", tell her that she has to do it every time she takes a shower now, otherwise it will get too long and hurt when she tries to "trim" it the next time, and then she'll just get discouraged, and neither one of you wants that. Buy her 3 cans of her favorite shaving gel to let her know you're serious. Tell her how much you love it, and that it looks awesome. Joke with her that it smells less now since all that hair is gone which held a lot of the scent. Insist that it's much cleaner for her in the long run.
Now that she's trimmed it, and she's trimmed it for a few weeks now, she's 9/10ths done, and it's only a matter of one simple suggestion a few days/weeks/months down the road that it's time to mow the grass on the hill, 'cause after all, that was your whole intention, you just didn't let onto it until the very end. If she even attempts to suggest that you want it like that because you like little girls and/or she feels like a little girl (i.e. prepubescent) tell her that neither your or her have nothing to do with Michael Jackson, and she shouldn't even think such nonesense to begin with.
Happy shaving :D
nolimitsoldier
03-04-2003, 10:16 PM
scott, you're so cool, bwahaha, that cracked me up, but good ideas!!! when the weather gets nice, we all need to go out cruising again, and now that the dub has a little bit of power, you'll have to check it out!
Talus
03-04-2003, 10:32 PM
lol. That was a good write up:D
So, what if you get the "it's so uncomfortable when it's stubbly" line?? What then, oh master?
exciv2000
03-04-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Talus
lol. That was a good write up:D
So, what if you get the "it's so uncomfortable when it's stubbly" line?? What then, oh master?
Tell her to keep shaving it, and eventually it will go away. It could be worse, she could have naired her clitoris!
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