Why are YOU voting republican?

[Loud_Scott]

http://imvotingrepublican.com/

[myshtern]

Pretty good advertising

[303Mike]

Funny...

[john]

I'm spreading that one around. Good find!

[vince]

Ha "They're just gays and women"

[303Mike]

After sending the link to my Mother (I figured she would at least get a chuckle out of it) I got this in my in box this morning.

THE RESPONSE
A new video on YouTube is taking the Internet by storm. Entitled "I'm Voting … Republican," the satirical clip depicts actors playing conservative Americans of all shapes and sizes explaining why they would vote for the GOP.

"Arnold Jones" says he's voting Republican because "all other countries are inferior to us" – and his wife, "Trudy Jones," adds, "and we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way." A soldier in Iraq states that he's voting Republican "so I can stay in Iraq" – and a young boy, labeled "future draftee," points a fake gun at the camera and smiles while saying "so I can go to Iran!"

A black couple says they're voting Republican because they "like a conservative majority on the Supreme Court," with the wife noting, "we really like knowing that even if we're separate, we'll still be called equal."

This insulting nonsense is precisely what liberals think of conservatives: We're all warmongers, racists, environmental rapists and secret emissaries of big corporations. We're going to reinstitute the draft, start a war with Canada and then relocate African-Americans to Quebec.

This sort of tripe should be dismissed out of hand. In the spirit of evenhandedness and fair play, however, I feel it my duty to explain why I'm going to vote Democrat.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught bin Laden. That's because bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.

I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime – criminals.

I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race – particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.

I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy health care. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.

Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, health care, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits.

Its a funny skit and people need to just take it as that and lighten up....

[Street_Kings]

meh, there's very few hardcore republicans left. It used to be everyone and their grandmother were republicans, and die hard at that. Now a days, most republicans i meet are unsure of their party and/or now sitting on the fence.

[john]

The current administration did a MARVELOUS job of alienating the Republican base. I've been a party line republican, more or less, since I was able to vote.

Not any more, at least for the forseeable future. Obama gets my vote. Shake it up, baybee!

[FrankDMS]

.....im sure there are some vids like that for the other side too- A smart voter looks at all the facts and ideals and then shoots for the lesser evil.

[Loud_Scott]

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!


I agree with that one. I don't care if you're a boy and like boys or a girl and like girls -- if they can say "I do" and fake the "lifelong love" as well as a boy who likes a girl, they ought to be able to get the same rights..


I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.


That's just silly. Even pro abortion people don't spout about doing it while the kid is being born.


I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race – particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.


I'm too unqualified to even understand that one....



I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.


So is "suicider" and the idea that it's important "we get hot bottled water to dehydrated babies"


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.


No one has fucked up the constitution more than good ol' GW....so this is clearly a wash or -1 to republicans


Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, health care, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.


France has a great universal health care system and they pay something ridiculous like 60% of their wages in taxes... you already bitched about how universal health care is crap, and how taxes are too much. This isn't even a new damn point....


After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits.

Clearly....

.....im sure there are some vids like that for the other side too- A smart voter looks at all the facts and ideals and then shoots for the lesser evil.

Very true....however, if you just wanna dupe people; nothing works like a brilliant redirect! http://www.imvotingdemocratic.com

[303Mike]

*NOTE* No of those are actually from my mother she just sent me that to say there was a writen version from the other side. *NOTE*

I keep seeing 303Mike's Mom. I was like "What you say about my momma fool?"

[Conrad]

Mike vs Loudscott HAIFC II

[303Mike]

See the good ol' type talk has failed again.

It's not an issue its a statement. I'm not pissed just want to make sure that you know my Mother didnt sit down and type all that shit out.

That is all (as Conrad says too often)

[jackmode9316]

Mike vs Loudscott HAIFC II

:werd:

[Robie]

I'm voting Republican to see how many riots will occur in Detroit and California when Obama loses :biggrin:

[HONDA GHANDI]

"If you want clean water, buy it in a bottle!" :rofl:

[hrcDSM719]

Im voting independant, as were F*%k@d either way with the republican and democratic candidates currently in the race... McCain can lick a weiner, and Obama can cup the ballz... either way were skroot! god bless america...:)