Wanted: Information to find and recover both my Civic and Talon

[M@]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I am so pissed, confused, fucking IRATE! I really am about speechless right now.
:( I went to go to work this morning to find neither of my cars in the garage and both garage doors wide open! :(

If anyone spots either of them, I will give a $1,000 cash reward for any information leading to their return.

Someone's going to get their skull fucking crushed!!!!!!!

[co_hatch]

april fools joke?? or for real?

[M@]

I wish on everything this was just an april fools joke... I didnt even realize that was today.

[Terry]

April fools that or insurance fraud

[Dave_L]

I'll believe it when this is still posted tomorrow.

[Terry]

Pics of said garage

[M@]

Working on pics right now.

[Weston-work]

Didn't you do this last year, or the year before?

[M@]

Find my car stolen? No pretty sure I didnt weston. Don't be a dick right now, please... not today.

[Kwando]

what so hard about taking a picture of an empty garage. aprils fools joke for sure! or fraud so he can buy his new car.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Is this for real!?! I will call you when I get done here, I have to drive out to a job later on so I will keep an eye out.....

[Weston-work]

Find my car stolen? No pretty sure I didnt weston. Don't be a dick right now, please... not today.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf...

[M@]

Simon: liability only on both so you can count out insurance fraud.

Empty garage :(:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00457.jpg

They ran over the rock bed pulling out the Civic:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00461.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00462.jpg

[M@]

The Boy Who Cried Wolf...

You truly are an asshole Weston.

[Brandon]

Don't you work in the morning?

[M@]

You guys, this isn't a fucking joke. Terry is coming over later and will vouch for this. All I'm asking is keep your eyes and ears open.. if you think it's an April Fools joke, I understand why being AFD and all, but give me the benefit of the doubt please.

[M@]

Don't you work in the morning?

Usually go to work around 10 or 11.

[Brandon]

That sucks dude, good luck.

Why don't you have full coverage on the talon if you have a loan on it?

[Weston-work]

You truly are an asshole Weston.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

Maybe I'll take this more seriously tomorrow, but then again, probably not. Anyone can empty the garage and move a handful of rocks around. Post pics of the cops at your house or something...

[M@]

It's a private loan through a friend and I, so it's not required and I only owed like $1k on it still.

[M@]

They still aren't here yet Weston. I know last time I called the police for a break-in, it took Westminster 3 hours to fucking show up.

[monicle]

yeah you need to get the cops to come take a report asap. also you have home owners insurance? since they were in your garage thets likely the coverage that will be involved.

[Kwando]

http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/showthread.php?t=39762&highlight=april

[sirtef9]

Simon: liability only on both so you can count out insurance fraud.

Empty garage :(:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00457.jpg

They ran over the rock bed pulling out the Civic:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00461.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00462.jpg
If they ran that shit over there would be at Least One skid mark from the brick to concrete meet. Not one scrape at all, looks like a nice setup though. April Fools!

[M@]

Uh, how do you figure? There's nothing there so obviously there doesn't have to be SHIT.

[sirtef9]

Uh, how do you figure? There's nothing there so obviously there doesn't have to be SHIT.


Scrap a brick across the sidewalk and see what marks it leaves. Yours has no marks whatsoever. Even if it was dragged an inch there would be a white scrap on the concrete. If I see pics of a police report i'd belive ya.

[nicklk]

Are cops at your house?

[M@]

I guess I'll just drive one of these around until I get my cars back:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/eyeheartboost/DSC00460.jpg

Happy April Fool's, bitches!

[dcsportsciv]

go suck on a yeast infection you dirty whore!!!!

[M@]

:rofl:

[Weston-work]

*yawn*

[2genCRX]

no one belived you anyway.

[BlueFang08]

LAME!

[M@]

I don't care, I did it out of love for you guys. :)

Almost everyone on myspace has believed me so far. :rofl:

[nicklk]

You know, if your shit ever gets jacked...not one person is going to want to help you find your ride lol

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

LOLz, I had a feeling that the cars were across the street! That was the only area that was not shown in your pics...

[M@]

You know, if your shit ever gets jacked...not one person is going to want to help you find your ride lol

Meh, any other day people will know I'm not bullshitting. Today had to have been obvious.

[chris_venturini]

more like, april didnt fool anyone

[M@]

Fooled a few on here and everyone on myspace, so you sound pretty damn stupid now, don't ya?

[Weston-work]

I don't see anyone being fooled... It was pretty lame.

[BlueFang08]

Like it takes a lot to fool people on myspace....

[M@]

I don't see anyone being fooled... It was pretty lame.

I understand... being so high up on that horse and all must make it hard to see your computer screen.

[Terry]

m@ vs weston in HAIFC37

[M@]

Nice! I have 9,300 years to train!

[Brandon]

This thread has been doused with M@sauce

[M@]

I see your M@sauce, and raise you a TOOC!

[V8SpankR]

I saw the title and saw it was M@ and knew it was joke automatically;you're getting predictable.

[M@]

Sorry to disappoint. :(

Actually, no I'm not. :fu: you guys.

[V8SpankR]

Dammit,I expect better in the future ;)

[M@]

See my edit, please.

[hrcDSM719]

....couldnt you have just driven both the cars out of the garage(and thru the rocks), then snapped a pic?

.....if its true, I feel for you man. If not, good one!

[Terry]

Have you not been reading this thread?

[cybergreencivic]

Glad your kill switches only enabled the theifz to move you cars across the street. :biggrin:

[jackmode9316]

That would have sucked big time asshole. I really felt for you at first M@. I would probably cry like a little baby bitch in that situation. Good to know you were only fucking around though.

[M@]

Yeah, I would want to die I think... pretty sure that's what I would feel like. I'm glad if anyone ever tries it, though, not only is my room right next to my cars so I would hear them before they even got into the car(s), they would have a shotgun in their face before getting much further. :thumbup:

[hrcDSM719]

....I skimmed it a lil bit...haha.

Sorry for the ONE (yea right!) irrelevant useless post on this thread... ;)

[DORK_CD5]

Holy shit. They broke into your garage too? Damn, I hope you find these pricks.

EDIT : Oh fucking A. You got me.

[M@]

Yay! At least I got more than one person on here now for sure! :)

[twistedimage]

m@ you are a tard. lol

[M@]

:bows:

[Terry]

so...were your cars stripped or what?

[M@]

Butt ass naked and put into assless leather chaps. Jealous?

[hrcDSM719]

....everyones gotta be good at something....haha

[Dohc_NoN_Vtec]

Dang I don't know the guy I thought he was serious.;ScratchHe;

[C90slpR-Xprmnt]

i thought u were serious hahaat least someone did fall for it tho