Johnny Utah Productions Est.1977

[Johnny Utah]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/jcjensen/My%20Documents/GHJ.JPG Hello there all I was told that this group is all about cars and talking trash, so I quit the Auto Racist Car Club that I used to be a member of and I am rolling with Jackmode on this site now,

I have a 2005 XB toaster love Machine.

Lowering kit, and stainless steel grill 4 Vato style ghetto effect
Webasto after market sun/moon roof 4 look out mountain
fog lights and bolt on exhaust that looks good, but gives me no extra HP


If I was not flat ass broke I would get some performance MODS, but hey how fast can you make a toaster go anyway. I guess there was that crack head that put a 350ci block and runs straight alcohol in his XB, but what good is BURNT TOAST :drink:

I am just here to have fun, and I am looking to start a Denver, lakewood, surrounding community car club to meet and learn more about tuners.

Word up to the Tight Life co founder Mike Jackmode Livin it and such

[HONDA GHANDI]

Nice photo attachment noob. Welcome to the site.

[5thgenownr]

Last time I checked you can get a Honda Toster into the 13''s, but welcome.

[cybergreencivic]

sounds like Jackmode has a minion on the site now.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

LOL I love images that are on the C drive on the intarnet!

[BlueFang08]

LOL, just put your entire computer into your IIS folder...

[Weston-work]

LOL, just put your entire computer into your IIS folder...

Yeah, there's probably the same level of security either way. :D

[Johnny Utah]

The MINION comment is a little GAY, but thank you all for welcoming yourselves I guess :guns:

[Johnny Utah]

No offence intended for the Broccoli eating Gay KID with the green CIVIC:)

[john]

Welcome aboard. Beware the leghumpers.

[cybergreencivic]

The MINION comment is a little GAY, but thank you all for welcoming yourselves I guess :guns:

No offence intended for the Broccoli eating Gay KID with the green CIVIC:)

Your pretty fucking lame dude. I was making a joke towards your friend Jackmode, not you. But you have to be a little faggot and take it wrong. You'll obviously fit in with the other losers around here that get on my nerves easily. And i mean offence toward you. ;NutKick;

[M@]

Way to suck at the interweb, you cream cheese fuck.

cyber, am I one of the fucks that get on your nerves? I hope not, because I have a man crush on you.

[cybergreencivic]

Way to suck at the interweb, you cream cheese fuck.

cyber, am I one of the fucks that get on your nerves? I hope not, because I have a man crush on you.

No no M@, you get on my good nerves.... i mean um... nevermind.

[M@]

That was so gay. lol

[jackmode9316]

Jacy: You will be able to post pictures soon enough pad wan. Patience is key :D

EDIT: I just noticed your photo link, and well :rofl:
You have ALOT to learn.
One Word: PHOTOBUCKET

sounds like Jackmode has a minion on the site now.


No minion. LOL. He just left the Scikotics site(for obvious reasons brought to light by certain new members *cough* Vanniek77 *cough* and BigBalls *cough* *cough* ) and noticed that I frequent HAI. So I sent him the link and he decided to give it a try. I warned him that (certain) members of this site are prone to give severe verbal lashings at times and there is no tolerance to people with sour intentions(to the forum).

Honestly I am just glad that I attracted a new member to the forum that actually has good intentions. Perhaps his posts are not appealing to all, but his intentions are a lot better than the other 2 ass pirates that I attracted to the site(As mentioned previously *cough* *cough*)

[cybergreencivic]

Well hopefully he does have will have good intentions instead of calling out a member who's been around for a while when i made a light joke towards you, not him.

[jackmode9316]

Well he can speak for himself as far as any of that goes, As far as I am concerned anyways.

On another note: The shittiest part of St patty's weekend is when it is over.:(

[Johnny Utah]

Word, and I would rather be involved with a group of honest trash talking Real car fanatics then a HOKEY POKEY group anyway. I promised to not say anything negative about my last car club.

Except for the AUTO RACIST PART :Hook:

[jackmode9316]

I promised to not say anything negative about my last car club.

You don't have to. I honestly think they speak enough negative for themselves. Different Strokes I guess.

[Johnny Utah]

I saw the Nebraska connection, and I got crazy with Wiki WiKi so I am having fun as well, and I can handle the shake down, but keep in mind I here to learn more about imports, and I really don't know why I am so tough on folks from Nebraska.

O I forgot the reason is that I am from IOWA so GO HAWKEYES:Beer:

[cybergreencivic]

I saw the Nebraska connection, and I got crazy with Wiki WiKi so I am having fun as well, and I can handle the shake down, but keep in mind I here to learn more about imports, and I really don't know why I am so tough on folks from Nebraska.

O I forgot the reason is that I am from IOWA so GO HAWKEYES:Beer:

Its cool man. BTW, im not a huge Nebraska fan. The Irish are my team. I dont care if they suck or not.

[jackmode9316]

I heard Nebraska has alot of corn and promiscuous females. Is it true?

[cybergreencivic]

I heard Nebraska has alot of corn and promiscuous females. Is it true?

I dont know about corn, but ive had my fare share of promiscuous girls. I say girls because i was pretty bad before i got married about messing with youngn's. Then again, my wife is 7 years younger than me so im still bad. LOL

[HONDA GHANDI]

Cradle robber!!!

[cybergreencivic]

Cradle robber!!!

Indeed. It was funny when we went to get out marriage certificate at the courthouse, and we got denied since she was 18 at the time, and in NE you have to be 19 to get married or else your parents have to sign off.

[jackmode9316]

You sir just convinced me to go through NE on my way up to South Dakota next time. LOL

Basically I also heard that there is not a whole hell of a lot to do over there. Which would explain the abundance of promiscuous youth. But maybe that has nothing to do with it.

in NE you have to be 19 to get married or else your parents have to sign off.

WTF? Thats the stupidest shit ever.

Im only 3 years older than my Girl, and already I feel like Im an oldass. Then again, I have learned a whole lot about life in those 3 years.

[cybergreencivic]

You sir just convinced me to go through NE on my way up to South Dakota next time. LOL

Basically I also heard that there is not a whole hell of a lot to do over there. Which would explain the abundance of promiscuous youth. But maybe that has nothing to do with it.

You would have a fairly good chance id say of landing some horny girl. True, there is nothing to do here, but i think its just that the girls here like to get down, and with your friends too. I can think of more than a few that my friends and i have passed around, and around.

Yeah, she was pissed about the age thing, and neither of us knew since she was from CO before. You also cant buy lottery tickets here until your 19.

[jackmode9316]

You also cant buy lottery tickets here until your 19.
Ugh! Alot of Hillbilly types?

[cybergreencivic]

Ugh! Alot of Hillbilly types?

Hard to say. Im so used the them it doesnt seem like alot. Only reason i know about the lottery ticket thing is my wife threw a fit when she moved here and couldn't buy them anymore. Waste of money IMO.

[jackmode9316]

Waste of money IMO.

Yeah no shit. You would never be caught buying those things. Maybe a powerball or someshit like that....maybe....but scratchers.....No fucking way....no how.....



I love how my friends that buy them try to use the FEW times they have won, in there defense.
"But I just won A hundred bucks last week!"
Yet they spend over $200 on the tickets alone, and on top of that they just fucking spend the winings on more of them. Whatever though, to each his own I guess. I just work to hard for my money just give it away and see nothing in return.