I can kick the shit out of 30 five year olds!

[Conrad]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

:rofl:

[Conrad]

IMO Brandon would get swarmed and go down if attacked by 6 of them.

[myshtern]

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
:rofl: I got 25

[urhomieblaze]

it said i got to 33

[Deceptakhan]

25. I failed the morality test horribly, ie not being able to use a kid as a weapon.

[Mark_H]

Unlike you guys I was honest and got 17. I lied and picked all/most the optimum choices and got 38.

[chris_venturini]

i got 50 because im just that awesome

[Conrad]

i didnt lie... I would fuck some kids up if attacked!

[BlueFang08]

Hmm only 22 for myself. Should have said yes to the one about using a child as a weapon.

[urhomieblaze]

i didn't lie on it.
it asked about build, how tall you are,reach, how althletic,training, how many fights, do you fight dirty.

i'm tall, athletic w/ long reach, no training, been in a few fights (3-7)and i fight dirty.

i'd kick a kid in the face, no problem

[Nightfall]

17 for myself

[Mark_H]

i didn't lie on it.
it asked about build, how tall you are,reach, how althletic,training, how many fights, do you fight dirty.

i'm tall, athletic w/ long reach, no training, been in a few fights (3-7)and i fight dirty.

i'd kick a kid in the face, no problem

Haha, just tryin' to give you guys a hard time:)

[urhomieblaze]

yeah i doubt i could serioulsy take on that many kids, 5-10 maybe i'd get winded quick, it a cool little survey thou, i like the thought of punching some brats in the bread box

[2fastNturn]

22. That seems like weak sauce.

[M@]

22. I'll pile drive those fucks if they're willing to do the same to me.

[chrisbarnett01]

twenty two

[honda1982]

I got 31 but I guess I could do better.

[john]

34. This thread delivers!

[Conrad]

This needs to be on mythbusters.... lol

[stu]

26 for me.

[ryanman]

I got 23 and my g/f got 25, lol.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

I got a 34, I imagined that all the kids were unruly brats if they want to fight in the first place ;)

[slowfocusguy]

I got 26.

Though, what would be the best way to dispatch 5 years old in this kind of situation?

I think the best strategy is to plant your ass in the corner, and just swing until you cant breath no more.

But what if you start in the middle already surrounded? I think the best thing to do is to run to the nearest corner, trampling over any kids that gets in your way. Or, if you want style points, grab a kid and start swinging him around knocking other kids out; once you reach the wall you can smash the kid you're swinging around against the wall.

But what about the kids? Are these the average fat ass suburban kids? Those would be easy to take out. What about the ghetto, yet lean, urban kids? Those might be a bit tougher, but they lack discipline.

But what about those Shaolin Monk kids? I think they master the 'exploding nut suck' technique by the age of 4...:cry:

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Well placed knees my friend, right to the head of whoever is close enough. It knocks adults clean out, when placed correctly. Plus you can stun a bunch in a row with the back of the hand to the nose. That would be enough to address the non stunned kids and then just as the stunned ones come out, knee to the head.

I can't believe I just plotted that one out.....

[Conrad]

I would say that you would would want to be in the open at first... so if you started getting in trouble you could run over a few get to a clear spot. But im thinking picking up like a 5yo girl who weighs like 40 pounds... grab her by a foot and swing her around. then her head will knock out several of them... I think 30 is BS I could take more.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

If you are willing to swing kids, it would be over with pretty quick. I agree, that number seems a bit low.

[Conrad]

Thats what im saying.... If I have a 40 pound bat.... kids are going down from my rampage!

[ryanman]

:werd:

[Conrad]

To put even more un-needed thought into this.... What is the kids motovation? Tell them if they take you out they all get a new xbox or ps3?

If you win you get a turbo kit for your car?

[ntgtyper]

i got 31 just grab one by the legs and do the helicopter

[V8SpankR]

26 here since they didn't say it was for fun so I am merciless if this was a fight to the death.

[jackmode9316]

I got 28. Ide maybe just throw the ol 1-2 and some knees. If and when I got tired, I would probably start swinging them into each other. 28 is alot, but 5 year old's would lack the orginization skills needed. Im with conrad, the number seems low.

[asianjkim]

22. Not bad considering i've never got into an actual fight before. lol

[stu]

So, has anyone else sung the title of this thread to the tune of that Flobots song?

"I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars."

"I can keep a beat with no metronome, no metronome, no metronome."

[chris_venturini]

break off one of their legs and use the femur as a lance, probably 100 or so before i got tired

[Brandon]

Thats what im saying.... If I have a 40 pound bat.... kids are going down from my rampage!

How long do you think you can swing around 40+lbs tough guy? You probably wouldn't hit any of them fearing that the majority are probably your own kids.


And I could take more than 6 you bastid, more like 13 to be exact.

[xxxd-manxxx]

21 FOR ME!

[stu]

Is there a time limit on this? It'd be pretty easy to set a 5 year-old up with a perfect knock out punch, so you'd only have to hit them once.

[Conrad]

How long do you think you can swing around 40+lbs tough guy? You probably wouldn't hit any of them fearing that the majority are probably your own kids.


And I could take more than 6 you bastid, more like 13 to be exact.

Hence the reason I speak from experience...

For you I was thinking more like 5 but gave you 1 more because you would do it just to spite me.

[Terry]

Most 5 years olds are taller then Conrad, so i would say Conrads number seems a little high.

[Conrad]

Most 5 years olds are taller then Conrad, so i would say Conrads number seems a little high.

Where as most of the kids wouldnt fight terry.... they would dress him up and have a tea party with him.

[Terry]

I do what i got to do. When they least expect it..BAM! I'm stompin' 5 year olds in a sun dress.

[Conrad]

I do what i got to do. When they least expect it..BAM! I'm stompin' 5 year olds in a sun dress.

:rofl: