JDM_4_life1234 is SOOOOO JDM...

[ricehunter]

I figured I'd move this so its in the right place

Top ten Reasons why JDM_4_life1234 is so JDM:
10) He eats dog
9) He sleeps on the right side of the bed
8) His Brake Pedal is called Hiroshima and his Gas is Nagasaki...and His NO2 Button is called payback
6) his condoms say Type-R on them
5) he has Followed every step of this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/JDM_CL9/new/bejdm.gif
4) He puts tape on the side of his eyes to have that "Real JDM" look.
3) Here is the car that he drives to work:
http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/honda_Stang.jpg
2) His wing is twice the hight of his car.
1) He has this sticker on his hatch and a tattoo of it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v114/Importrendz/Stickers/imsojdm-ilovemyhonda.jpg

[Terry]

I contributed #9

[Dave_L]

What the gh3y...

[twistedimage]

i am #9

[JDM]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w150/Evilspeedracer/ethug4ug.jpg

Fixed for you,

ESR

[FrankDMS]

ouch.....

[Nick_S]

lol

[M@]

Haha. Quality thread.

[saabracr]

WTF is a Hershemia?

[Terry]

I think he means Heroshima

[Eric]

Hiroshima*

[asianjkim]

I got some rice for you ricehunter. Go to the local asian market and there you will find rice. Comes in 5lbs 10lbs and 20lbs.

[Eric]

White people get their rice at Walmart.

[M@]

I get my rice at Chipotle/Qdoba, beyotch.

[Terry]

Since this is the shit talking thread you're all a bunch of fags!

[ricehunter]

Fixed

^^LOL, I thought this would be a better place for it, but its cool. I'm sure I'll take pictures of their cars eventually.

I really need to race one of those guys for their wings and use it as a snow plow for my street in the winter. I'll just mount it to the front of my car.

AWD>FWD

[M@]

I'll race you in my FWD car...

[ricehunter]

What ya got M@? Everyone here knows I have a AWD DSM thus I'm turbo'd, its only fair that i know what you got before agreeing.

I stick by my original statement.

Edit: AWD DSM> FWD DSM> Honda lolz

There's a solo race coming up on December 9th, I'd be happy to race you in that... http://rmsolo.org register the Street modified class and we'll run... Unless you want a 1/4-1/2 mi run

[J.Dub]

You don't even know me faggot. I never said anything about your dick loving, ass fucking, dumb dsm driver, ass. So don't even start shit with me unless you know me. So please take your walk it out machine away from me. I don't want to get coolant or oil in my area.
k THX
Bye.

[Martian]

8) His Brake petal is called Hiroshima and his Gas is Nagasaki...and His NO2 Button is called payback
Petal = flower
Pedal = what your foot pushes on.
not knowing the difference = end yourself
:killtard:

[M@]

What ya got M@? Everyone here knows I have a AWD DSM thus I'm turbo'd, its only fair that i know what you got before agreeing.

I stick by my original statement.

Edit: AWD DSM> FWD DSM> Honda lolz

There's a solo race coming up on December 9th, I'd be happy to race you in that... http://rmsolo.org register the Street modified class and we'll run... Unless you want a 1/4-1/2 mi run

I own a 1G and a Civic that should yield a 10 second pass this coming summer, choose your poison. Want to put down, say... $500 on our race? I enjoy free money.

[ricehunter]

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?

And to the just dick man: You could have not commented on my post originally especially if you didn't laugh. Don't get all but-hurt and emo that a noob can out do you :D:fu:

No go back to masturbating about when your :gay:Vtec comes on fucking retard :smashfrea

[Martian]

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?

What the hell kinda cop out is that? You either have a fast car and want to race him or you don't. Pick one.

And nice edit of your original post BTW, still caught you though :)

[ntgtyper]

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?

oh what the fuck is this Pinks?? uhhhhh my car is slow i need 12 cars and dont use your turbo on your honda either M@ :spit:

[Nick_S]

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?

And to the just dick man: You could have not commented on my post originally especially if you didn't laugh. Don't get all but-hurt and emo that a noob can out do you :D:fu:

No go back to masturbating about when your :gay:Vtec comes on fucking retard :smashfrea

Sounds to me like you got yourself a pretty gay DSM there.

[M@]

What the hell kinda cop out is that? You either have a fast car and want to race him or you don't. Pick one.

And nice edit of your original post BTW, still caught you though :)
Seriously. lol. This guy reminds me of that Evo fag that was here trolling a while back.

oh what the fuck is this Pinks?? uhhhhh my car is slow i need 12 cars and dont use your turbo on your honda either M@ :spit:
:spit: Hahahahahaha! No shit.

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?

Sounds like you're giving me a headstart then. Let me know when yer ready.

[jackmode9316]

I liked how this thread started with the shit talking.
This bench racing crap has got to go though.

M@: obviously that honda has some money in it, We'll measure out the 1/4 mile and for every 1k we have into our cars you have to go back 1 car length? What's the DSM doing?
http://www.rkinkaid.com/sigcopy.jpg

[asianjkim]

n00b posting about racing m@'s car but probably wont cuz he pussy's out like the other 100 of them, n00b not knowing how to spell simple words probably didnt graduate highschool, if you wanna race someone you race heads up. Like already mentioned above this isnt pinks.

Thread + n00b = failure.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/AsianJKim/fail.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/AsianJKim/baby-fail.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/AsianJKim/fail-1.jpg

[J.Dub]

^ lmao!!!

[jackmode9316]

^

http://dump.slaffs.com/dumpat/fail.png

[M@]

Hahahaha.

[ricehunter]

ok, then should we make it equal? i'll drop about 10K into my car then we'll race? because any car with 10K+ under the hood could easily beat the shit out of any stockish car...regardless what they are. I've spent a total of 40 bucks in my car...oil change. so if you'd like to say, I beat a stock dsm, who the fuck couldn't?btw if you make fun of my spelling I'll come beat your head in with a tire iron... dyslexia's a bitch idin't it?

[M@]

You make no sense. You said 1 car per $1,000... but I probably have less in my racecar than you do in your Talon.

I'll visit this thread again when you start making sense.

[9-GSR-6]

who would disgrace a stang like that

[jackmode9316]

who would disgrace a stang like that
Looks photo-shopped

[ricehunter]

truthfully i'd like to take a look at either of those cars, I'll proably drop by Grocery sometime tonight, but I have 5.5K into my car... exactally what the car cost me at the dealership :D I got most of the Stuff already on the car except the T28, that I got on a trade for a dvd player

[ricehunter]

oh, btw I'm sure that mustang thing was done as a joke...look at the slicks, but then again I only like the 60's mustangs the new one's look alright, but nothing beats a clasic

[asianjkim]

ok, then should we make it equal? i'll drop about 10K into my car then we'll race? because any car with 10K+ under the hood could easily beat the shit out of any stockish car...regardless what they are. I've spent a total of 40 bucks in my car...oil change. so if you'd like to say, I beat a stock dsm, who the fuck couldn't?btw if you make fun of my spelling I'll come beat your head in with a tire iron... dyslexia's a bitch idin't it?[

I'm sorry were you trying to type english because if you were, you failed. Why would I be scared of some punk on the internet talking about beating someone with a tire iron? I bet you feel REAL cool huh.

[dimitri]

wow reading this thread and all the reply's has definately dropped at least ten points off my iq... and that shit was already low before i started reading this shit... fuck pinks, gay shit on that channel,

[racer_rex89]

wow this tread is fuckin amazing.....

[JDM]

hey ricehunter, jdm4life_1234 is 17 years old, so not only are you a e-thug... your also picking on underage kids... wow... your awesome... oh and ill race you in front of everybody on HAI with my civic, and im sure M@ would too... you should get banned...
DRUNK POST!!!!

[9-GSR-6]

oh, btw I'm sure that mustang thing was done as a joke...look at the slicks, but then again I only like the 60's mustangs the new one's look alright, but nothing beats a clasic

nice pics of my 70 are on here. posted up a while ago.

ha and yea he's a little shit. lol. hey jdm4life long time no see hit me up sometime

[ntgtyper]

rice hunter is a RICER!!!!!!!!

[ricehunter]

I admit it I
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n164/emoguitarboy/fail.jpg

I throw myself on the council's mercy

[Eric]

:eng:

[J.Dub]

I may be a ricer, but you are a fucking retard.
kthxbye.

[Martian]

btw if you make fun of my spelling I'll come beat your head in with a tire iron... dyslexia's a bitch idin't it?
This appears to be directed at my catching your misuse of "Petal". Dislexia has nothing to do with that misuse, quit with the ricexcuses. FYI, shit talking is all fine and dandy, but I'd watch the threats if I were you.

[asianjkim]

FYI, shit talking is all fine and dandy, but I'd watch the threats if I were you.
x2

[J.Dub]

Ricehunter, I don't even know you, you don't know me. Drama is for girls, therefore, you are a vagina.

[asianjkim]

Save yo drama fo yo mama.

[ricehunter]

GO check Page 3, I already admitted I'm in the wrong.

[brokee]

i once shat on a midget

twas far more interesting than this

seriously - i would rather go back to the moment when the enraged dwarf charged me with his shit-stained hands and beat me into a coma than read this horrible trainwreck of a thread again


thanks for ruining my LIFE

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Hey rice, is your SN on pirates emoguitarboy?

[ricehunter]

... Yea, I really don't like that name... I really wish I could get it changed on there.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Right on, now I know who you are. I am on there as well under the same name. I don't get on there very often, but I am sure you welcomed me over there. I'm glad you migrated over man, more DSM peoples.

[ricehunter]

Well I publicly apologized if he doesn't want to take it then w/e

Yea the pirates kick ass esp the springs flavor

[Minotaur]

Well I publicly apologized if he doesn't want to take it then w/e

Yea the pirates kick ass esp the springs flavor Fort Collins is way better. (Has a brat, here)
-Laura

[ricehunter]

well foco is alright, to too far for me to hang with anyone up there... See u at RR?

[Spoon92]

... Yea, I really don't like that name... I really wish I could get it changed on there. I got refered here by Spoon92/Aarron_M

I didn't refer you. I posted a link to this site with some motor issues I was having. You chose to sign up and start shit the moment you got here. Don't cling on to my reputation here. I'm 33 years old, married and don't hang out at Shell on Friday and Saturday nights. I've heard from some folks who've actually met you, and this thread about sums up their opinion of you. You bought your car at a dealership, and it was already modded the way it is. Your car isn't all that you think it is. You really ought to drop that brand/drivetrain shit. Anyone can build a fast car, FWD, RWD, or AWD. Someone will always be faster, and most likely a better driver than you.

[Deceptakhan]

Buying already modded cars takes the soul out of it.

[ricehunter]

Fixed, thanks for the words of encouragement...

I've had the car for 4 months, I bought it from a dealership because I got jumpy and wanted my DSM.

The whole brand thing is a joke, I know there's some really good Honda & FWD cars. I'm doing it for a laugh. What I'm about is people who know and take pride in their cars, I'm surprised no one has poked fun at the fact that I drive a DSM. They break all the time, leaky transfer cases, crankwalk, timing belts, seriously. I don't mean to be a dick I'm just looking for some people that are willing to joke back and forth about things.

The only reason my car isn't in the 11-12 range is lack of cash. Yes I'm not the best driver in the world, if I was I'd be doing that for a living, but I'm trying to at least become decent.

[ricehunter]

Buying already modded cars takes the soul out of it.

By moded he means the suspension was already done, I did the turbo upgrade and I'm saving money for the things that I can. I just have al ittle bit of debt that i have to take care of before I can start on my car the way I want to.

If I would have waited I would have been able to get the Post April 92 1st gen with the 6-bolt engine and the 4-bolt rear end that I truly want, but the 2g isn't bad either.

[Blkack1]

8) His Brake Pedal is called Hiroshima and his Gas is Nagasaki...and His NO2 Button is called payback

very nice

[zakkshaffer]

thread pronounced dead

[stunna]

i once shat on a midget

twas far more interesting than this

seriously - i would rather go back to the moment when the enraged dwarf charged me with his shit-stained hands and beat me into a coma than read this horrible trainwreck of a thread again


thanks for ruining my LIFE

this guys always posting unrelated stupid shit. seriously wtf is wrong with you? some of the stories on here. did ur mom drink while she was pregnant with you? what a fag.

[stunna]

Buying already modded cars takes the soul out of it.

yeah thats what most people say when they dont have the money to buy a car that doesnt need work. its a great excuse though.

[stunna]

thread pronounced dead

hey, better to be a retarded winner than a retarded loser.

[ghettorice]

this guys always posting unrelated stupid shit. seriously wtf is wrong with you? some of the stories on here. did ur mom drink while she was pregnant with you? what a fag.

Actually he just thinks its funny when fags like you get all hyped up about words that appear on your monitor.

[Deceptakhan]

yeah thats what most people say when they dont have the money to buy a car that doesnt need work. its a great excuse though.

My car was perfectly fine stock. All of my cars run just fine. Try again bitch.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

this guys always posting unrelated stupid shit. seriously wtf is wrong with you? some of the stories on here. did ur mom drink while she was pregnant with you? what a fag.

You sound like you are looking for a fight. Why don't you shove your head up your ass and fight for air?

[ricehunter]

You sound like you are looking for a fight. Why don't you shove your head up your ass and fight for air?

Here you go if you need a diagram:
http://www.xerratus.com/content/binary/head-up-ass.jpg

Have a nice day :D

[talice]

I say, we have a new HAIFC. All of HAI vs Stunna. :D He'll get his fight then right? No one ever said it had to be fair....

[M@]

this guys always posting unrelated stupid shit. seriously wtf is wrong with you? some of the stories on here. did ur mom drink while she was pregnant with you? what a fag.

yeah thats what most people say when they dont have the money to buy a car that doesnt need work. its a great excuse though.

hey, better to be a retarded winner than a retarded loser.

Alright, Stunna... aka. Brokee. I think I should ban your new alias for trolling from it.

[twistedimage]

Alright, Stunna... aka. Brokee. I think I should ban your new alias for trolling from it.

all in favor say i


I

and while you are at it i say infraction for ghettorice.

[ghettorice]

all in favor say i


I

and while you are at it i say infraction for ghettorice.

What for me? What did i do?

[M@]

You didn't do anything, don't worry. lol

[brokee]

i only have one account on here, dude. dont know where you're getting the idea that im stunna... the only ip that would be similar is ghettorice's, and thats because we live together.

so, yeah.

[J.Dub]

Wow, this thread is still going?
/thread

[ricehunter]

No joke, What's with the thread necromancy?