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SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:34 PM
whats up turdsmokers. im new here, and i look forward to meeting all of you.
my car is slow but i still like to race it.
Terry
10-03-2007, 01:36 PM
Wow.
Dave_L
10-03-2007, 01:39 PM
This thread sucks.
Terry
10-03-2007, 01:39 PM
Can you ban someone after only 3 posts?
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:40 PM
then gtfo. hey terry, how do my nuts taste? youve followed me into two threads now
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 01:41 PM
STFU, newb. I bet you drive yet another slow Hunduh.....
Dave_L
10-03-2007, 01:41 PM
Forecast for this thread...failure.
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:44 PM
wanan find out what i drive? hope that POS grand prix of yours can keep up
I'll race you, troll. $500
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:47 PM
name a place and time. ante up if youre such a hardass. ill beat you on motor
Dave_L
10-03-2007, 01:48 PM
No one cares what douchebags drive.
name a place and time. ante up if youre such a hardass. ill beat you on motor
Bandimere, tonight. T&T. Black 1g Talon... you'll know it's me.
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 01:49 PM
wanan find out what i drive? hope that POS grand prix of yours can keep up
Bitch if we raced, I would be chirping 4th in your face....on my radials.
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 01:50 PM
Bandimere, tonight. T&T. Black 1g Talon... you'll know it's me.
I think he is talking about skreet racing...the track is for pussies.
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 01:50 PM
Yeah someone is juvenile. I cant even make fun of this guy, he makes it way to easy. M@ I say you arrange a race with this cat and just beat his ass and take his 500 bucks as a "Donation" for being such a choad
I think he is talking about skreet racing...the track is for pussies.
...and people that enjoy their driver's license. Pussy.
Go drive your Sunfire off a cliff.
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:52 PM
try and whoop my ass in person.
and fuck bandimere, that place sucks. ill be more than happy to meet you tonight on the street somewhere. no bullshit crews necessary.
jackmode- you can stick a dick up your nose and snort it.
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 01:52 PM
Street racing is for the Fast and The Furiouse only.
His next line should be something like this
"Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should"
Fucking kids
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 01:53 PM
Read the first line of my signature, ball bag. You fit the bill of an Idiot perfectly.
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:54 PM
what is this guy, sandwich crazy?
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 01:56 PM
Im done
Conrad
10-03-2007, 01:57 PM
lame thread v.1286785
New guy: what up bitches
other new guy: no your a bitch and slow
M@: ill race you in non running papa smurf for moniez I dont have...
New guy: whatever you are lame
other new guy: You all suck
Rest of Hai: thread failure!!!
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 01:57 PM
...and people that enjoy their driver's license. Pussy.
Go drive your Sunfire off a cliff.
Bitch, this sunfire will show you its tails anytime you want. But on the street...valid drivers liscenses are over rated. Rolling suspended FTMFW.
cybergreencivic
10-03-2007, 01:58 PM
Not another troll
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 01:58 PM
i only race if rich christensen flags.
lame thread v.1286785
New guy: what up bitches
other new guy: no your a bitch and slow
M@: ill race you in non running papa smurf for moniez I dont have...
New guy: whatever you are lame
other new guy: You all suck
Rest of Hai: thread failure!!!
I have the Talon with a few new goodies on it. ;) The moniez I have.
Bitch, this sunfire will show you its tails anytime you want. But on the street...valid drivers liscenses are over rated. Rolling suspended FTMFW.
This is either Chris V., David, Ryanman, or Conrad.
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 02:01 PM
Staying alive is about the worst addiction that YOU have.
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 02:02 PM
This is either Chris V., David, Ryanman, or Conrad.
Sorry, I am not any of your gay lovers. Im new fucker, IP check that shit.
Conrad
10-03-2007, 02:03 PM
lame thread v.1286785.2
M@: I have blah blah blah and when I get blah blah blah
new guy: whatever ill race you for pinks..
boosthard: whatever your cavalier aignt got shit on my saturn that hypothetically runs 9s and dynos, well I dont know but it feels way strong.
other new guy: my duhmestic has rice... That makes it half import.
M@: Im serious... I will race all of you for 11ty billion... with my secret parts...
new guy: ok lets race!!!
other new guy: ok lets do this!!!
M@: I would have raced but I got pulled over on the way there.
HAI: its you're not your Conrad....
M@: hhhaa haa a Pwn3d!!... /me leaves thread before called out again....
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 02:08 PM
OMG! This has to be fake. I mean who the fuck flaunts having a sunfire?
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:11 PM
hey jackmode, A/S/L?? i like your attitude.
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 02:13 PM
:gay:
If you have to ask then you cant afford it.
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:14 PM
how about i just race m@ for a piece of your sweet ass
lame thread v.1286785.2
M@: I have blah blah blah and when I get blah blah blah
new guy: whatever ill race you for pinks..
boosthard: whatever your cavalier aignt got shit on my saturn that hypothetically runs 9s and dynos, well I dont know but it feels way strong.
other new guy: my duhmestic has rice... That makes it half import.
M@: Im serious... I will race all of you for 11ty billion... with my secret parts...
new guy: ok lets race!!!
other new guy: ok lets do this!!!
M@: I would have raced but I got pulled over on the way there.
HAI: its you're not your Conrad....
M@: hhhaa haa a Pwn3d!!... /me leaves thread before called out again....
Spelling and grammar > Conrad, on so many different levels.
Sorry, I am not any of your gay lovers. Im new fucker, IP check that shit.
[C0NRAD] 2:05 pm: ip that shitz
Yeah, okay fag. Give it up already.
jackmode9316
10-03-2007, 02:19 PM
God thanks for making my work day go so much quicker. Keep them coming. Someone is trading places.
Conrad
10-03-2007, 02:24 PM
Yeah, okay fag. Give it up already.
It aignt me fag.... its one of your meatspin friends....
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:24 PM
high altitude FTL. you guys are fucking morons.
Skaterkid
10-03-2007, 02:25 PM
GTO forum spam war?
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:29 PM
you guys are gunna get so owned when you find out just who youre dealing with... put up or shut up
Conrad
10-03-2007, 02:30 PM
sounds like moe...
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 02:31 PM
You think this is a game? You think this is a fucking game? Woof Woof
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:35 PM
someone please get mr. cavalier here out of my perfectly civil thread. im gunna report you to a mod...
MikeHoncho
10-03-2007, 02:49 PM
someone please get mr. cavalier here out of my perfectly civil thread. im gunna report you to a mod...
...and I am going to report right now that I just came in your mothers ass
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 02:55 PM
please dont try to distract me, especially when im balls deep inyour dad.
fuck, i meant mom.
NEED4SPEED!
10-03-2007, 03:34 PM
someone please get mr. cavalier here out of my perfectly civil thread. im gunna report you to a mod...
please remove his balls from your mouth. kthxbai
asianjkim
10-03-2007, 05:35 PM
thread = failure.
talkin the talk, but cant walk the walk.
SirHawtness1212
10-03-2007, 06:05 PM
ive already won you crazy gook
Terry
10-03-2007, 06:17 PM
hahaha
asianjkim
10-03-2007, 06:19 PM
ive already won you crazy gook
Good for you, you want a cookie? Gook? Last time I checked gook's were viet dipshit. Nice try.
brokee
10-11-2007, 08:11 AM
I only made it to the first page of this thread before I realized I wanted all of you to know that I just took a really huge shit.
Also - Hi how ya doin.
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