Fuck you!

[M@]

Yeah, you read me right. Bitch. Fuck your couch.

[Deceptakhan]

My couch is beytter than yours.

[Eric]

http://www.edwardmitterrand.com/artists/Slow%20Burn/Images/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg

[jackmode9316]

Someone piss in your cheerios?

[Kwando]

he just has little dog syndrome.

[urhomieblaze]

they should of never gave you niggas money, darknesses

[jackmode9316]

Is that like the little Kickme dogs that bark like shit at everything that moves or makes a sound?:gapteeth:

they should of never gave you niggas money, darknesses
Good shit! That made me laugh!

[M@]

he just has little dog syndrome.

...and you Bhuda syndrome - short'n'fat. ;)

[Nick_S]

Motherfucker!

[M@]

I was pretty tore up when I made this thread and was watching Chapelle. lol. I can't believe my spelling/grammar was so correct.

[Dave_L]

Drunk on a wednesday...nice.

[M@]

Haha, Terry and I went to have a couple beers and our buddies were there that we are having a shot war with. I think we lost last night's battle. We got them prarie fires, they got us fucking straight gin. *shiver*

[Dave_L]

Pine trees in liquid form. :D

[M@]

It was pretty freaking disgusting. As soon as it went down, it almost came right back up. lol

[Nick_S]

Gin is by far the worst liquor.

[M@]

Everclear is pretty freaking bad... lol, so is 151. Might as well just drink rubbing alcohol.

[Dave_L]

I love a good gin and tonic but gin by itself is horrible.

[Mario]

Everclear is pretty freaking bad... lol, so is 151. Might as well just drink rubbing alcohol.

What are you talking about, 151 is AWESOME!

:spit:

[Nick_S]

Everclear is pretty freaking bad... lol, so is 151. Might as well just drink rubbing alcohol.

At least it don't taste as bad as gin lol. After the first shot of 151 you can't taste anything anyways.

[nicklk]

DaveL, you posted on myspace last week you played beer pong at some bar....what bar is it?

[Dave_L]

It's a bar called the Toad Tavern. The closest cross streets are belleview and federal.

[Terry]

Where the hell was my call daveL!

[co_hatch]

nice!! a bar with beer pong.. my style..

even though i have my own table... if u guys are ever in the springs LMK.. we have beer pong tourneys every week.. wewt!!!

shot wars im not to fond of lol... ill be huging mr pines (tree in front, some body gave him a hug, so thats how he got his nickname i guess??)

[STIBungy]

Like you'd show up. :rolleyes:

Where the hell was my call daveL!

[Terry]

I wouldn't but the pain train would!

[Dave_L]

:rofl: The pain train is a myth. People never see it...only hear stories of it's "power". :D

Terry, I would have called but i know you wouldnt drive that far south.

[Kwando]

...and you Bhuda syndrome - short'n'fat. ;)

i can control my alcohol... can i see an id?

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

151 turns me into satan. I was gonna kill my brother once when I was drunk on the stuff. He really pissed me off cuz he was drunk too, and he mouthed off pretty bad. Anyway I got lost :rofl: and never whooped his ass that night, but I sure was ready. I don't do shots anymore, I'm getting sick just thinking about it.

[nicklk]

That place is way in Littleton! Dizamn!

[Terry]

How bout you and 2 dudes
Him you and Stu in the nude
Bein lude with 2 dudes with food
Well thats if Stus into it to.

[jackmode9316]

Everclear is pretty freaking bad... lol, so is 151. Might as well just drink rubbing alcohol.
2 things that will make me puke, everything else...the iron gut just takes it....and the Head enjoys the effects. Although Gin does tend to make me want to puke in the morning. No wonder they call that shit BOMBAY

[M@]

i can control my alcohol... can i see an id?

As can I. I had a lot to drink, and made a post. Big deal, deal with it. You didn't have to open this thread.

p.s. Yes, you may see my ID. I'm 22 fucking years old, blow me. ;SwallOw:

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

:rofl: Check out the one he made in my name at DSMtuners:

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/showthread.php?t=269866&page=3&highlight=sayings

See page 3. Its even funnier when I read it today! :rofl:

[M@]

hahahhaha, I totally forgot I posted that. Sweet.

[Terry]

Everyone in this thread should go fist themselves!

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Only if you help me Terry.

M@, How is the slogan coming along?

[M@]

It's not... lol, we'll figure it out when the time is right. :p

[LOL_ALIAS]

HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY

[M@]

Can you people feel the love?

[Terry]

Go eat a bowl of razor blades!

[jackmode9316]

Go eat a bowl of razor blades!


Gotta love that MmMm Goodness!

[Terry]

If you're typing then your not doing it

[jackmode9316]

Fuck no Im not. I aint no damn fool!
I pity the foo who eats a bowl of razor blades!

[Terry]

What about hugs someone with a knife suit on?

[LOL_ALIAS]

I'll hug you with a knife suit on

[Terry]

Stop jockin my sheit!

[jackmode9316]

How bout I just hug you with a KNife?

[M@]

This is a fantastic thread.

[Terry]

maybe with a plastic knife

[jackmode9316]

What about a wood one?

[M@]

Nevermind. This thread sucks now.

[jackmode9316]

Personally I think it started sucking when I first posted.

[Terry]

Well atleast your honsest

[M@]

And Terry can't spell. FYI

[jackmode9316]

Maybe he meant to say honsest

[M@]

Maybe I meant to say you should stop talking. :)

[Terry]

He means typing

[M@]

I mean when I get home I'm going to play "hide the turd". Let's see how long it takes Terry to find it.

[Terry]

Will there be clues

[jackmode9316]

I dont think I can stop typing or talking. Im withing the home stretch of the day (last hour of work) and I have nothing else to do but post random shit in pointless threads. But i will keep this one alive anyway for shits sake.

[M@]

Will there be clues

I'll leave little poo pellets around randomly with secret hidden messages inside of them. Are you up to the challenge?

[Deceptakhan]

I dont think I can stop typing or talking. Im withing the home stretch of the day (last hour of work) and I have nothing else to do but post random shit in pointless threads. But i will keep this one alive anyway for shits sake.

Thasts a really good idea.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Hey Terry, remember that time I peed in your butt and and told you that you wouldn't get pregnant?

I LIED!!!!!! :rofl:

[Terry]

w...t...f..

[Deceptakhan]

Bwahahahahahaha!

[M@]

Yeah... wtf?! Only *I* may pee in Terry's butt.

[LOL_ALIAS]

like a hot dog in a hallway

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u267/stacythemuncieite/gay.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ryanman]

Fook me? No, fook you

[jackmode9316]

From bad to Worse.

[M@]

Worse? I'd say worst is more like it. :D

[jackmode9316]

Worstest!

[M@]

.com?

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

LOLz Thats too funny. I was in quite a mood yesterday.

[john]

http://jsalmi.com/tmp/thefinger.jpg

[M@]

John loves us.

[Terry]

Damnitt John when i seen that pic i thought you were Chris

[M@]

Thankfully it was not, though.

[john]

Who is Chris? And yes - I do love you. All of you. With passion.

[Terry]

Aracheon

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w23/csar022/Sarcasm.jpg



:rofl:

[Terry]

Are you laughing at your own jokes?

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Why is it not funny?

[Terry]

Its not HAI funny, you need something that relates to something gay.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Ah I see.
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd318/mrpoma/funny/gay.gif

[Terry]

See now thats funny

[jackmode9316]

Where do all these crazy smily things come from. and I dont mean the ones that I can use with the "Advanced" messaging.

[Terry]

They come from baby jesus

[jackmode9316]

I guess the real question is ...what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[saabracr]

http://www.myspacegraphicsandanimations.com/images/chicken-egg2.jpg

[jackmode9316]

Now thats fucking awesome. BTW
I also Like the HANDBANANNA avatar.

[Si-R[Ricer]Vtec]

lmaof

[LOL_ALIAS]

this thread should be a sticky IMO

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Werd. It is everything that is "shit talking".

[LOLIPostInPics]

Hey Terry, remember that time I peed in your butt and and told you that you wouldn't get pregnant?

I LIED!!!!!! :rofl:
Yeah... wtf?! Only *I* may pee in Terry's butt.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd226/LOLIPostInPics/1188287362344.jpg

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

:rofl:
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u15/eddiesalas722/OHNO.jpg
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u153/lonas79/cap300.gif
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u273/daddyzdollarz95/untitled11-1.jpg

[ghettorice]

http://www.indianaconsumerlawyerblog.com/Garage%20Accident%20picture.bmp
how the fuck?

[asianjkim]

for the love of god.

[brokee]

one day, when i was in middle school, i was walking home. i did that alot, mostly because i didnt have a car and you know, middle school and all. well, this particular day im speaking about, i was walkin home. there was this little dog, and it was following me home. it kept nipping at my heels. i mean, fuck, sometimes the little shit would actually bite me hard enough to piss me off. he bit me about three more times before i got mad enough to kick him. and kick him i did.

that son of a bitch flew like a motherfucker. while he was in the air, i thought about some boobs and stuff. then, as he neared the height of his nike-approved flight plan, i thought about how awesome it would be if i caught the dog.

i ran like hell to catch the little bastard, but he came back down a little faster than i anticipated. i caught him again with my foot and the little fucker flew again, this time with a nice pink spray coming off my shoe. i liked that shoe. i decided that this time i would kick him as hard as i fucking could, to get revenge for my shoe (hey i was an angry kid who dug his shoes). i ran, made like i was gonna kick the bastard. i noticed he wasnt flailing like the last time, so i stopped the kick mid kick. i caught him perfectly on my now blood spattered nike.

do you have any idea how many fucking times i have tried to do that with a hackey sack? a relatively homogenous sack of beads or seeds wouldnt land perfectly on my foot, but a fucking pomeranian with serious attitude issues and a serious lack of life can? WHAT THE FUCK GOD

[buzzin]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you......youre cool and fuck you im out!

[HONDA GHANDI]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you......youre cool and fuck you im out!

Your only post that actually contributes to the site. Hmmm

[asianjkim]

Your only post that actually contributes to the site. Hmmm
Everytime he takes a breath. God kills a person with a turban on their head.

[Terry]

i hate you all.

[saabracr]

Whats the difference between an epileptic cornfield worker and a hooker with diarrhea?










The cornfield worker shucks between fits.

[asianjkim]

Whats the difference between an epileptic cornfield worker and a hooker with diarrhea?










The cornfield worker shucks between fits.
What the fuck?

[Minotaur]

WONDERFUL