DEATH TO ALL KIDS!!!

[Bedlam]

So I'm sitting here minding my own business and my car alarm goes off...little kids bike laying like 6" in front of my car. Apparently they were having a 'fight' and the bike hit my car...they know how I am about my car and they all ran like little bitches when my alarm went off.

No damage however...all I can say is they are damn lucky..prolly would have been in prison for offing someones little kid.

At least they know to stay the hell away from my car... :p

-Bedlam

[SinisterWRX]

smack one of them just to be sure they got the message.

[Bedlam]

I was just going out there to confiscate the bike when the kids came running up to say they were sorry. They prolly think we are "those neighbors." People over here all the time, loud cars, dont like kids...ah well.

They just got lucky today...

-Bedlam

[HONDA GHANDI]

I would have brought th ebike in the house and fired up the plasma cutter. then sent it to them in the mail one piece at a time.
(Im a sick fuck eh?)

[Ivee]

you have a plasma cutter??;RoCkOn; my friends drunk dad told me a story about one of those once. is it true you can put yer hand in it and the beam just goes through with out harming you??

[B20civic]

hahaha

[B20civic]

good idea tobi :rofl: :D

[Violator]

Anything that cuts metal will most likely chop through your hand like butter.

[Talonstylz]

that story was told by a drunk guy? lol, did he have a stub where his hand used to be? sounds like it would go right through your hand and leave a steaming nub

[shane]

plasma cutters rule:D although i am kinda tired of my little 15amp jobber:(

[HONDA GHANDI]

I wouldnt know, I think its too hot to try. You can come over and stick your hand in it if you like. Im too much of a pussy to try.

[w00dr0w]

I would've shook their heads like a snow globe.

[forum]

what do you mean bedlam, I thought we are "those neighbors". in reality i don't think those kids will ever get that lucky again though

[Talonstylz]

all we gotta do next time is pump a few bb's from the "gats" into em, they wont ever come around your car again :D

[73Camaro]

Use red paintballs and they will think they are really shot. Funny Funny stuff!

[HONDA GHANDI]

use real bullets and they really will think they were shot. dont shoot the car though. (kidding for those of you who dont know me and are already calling the cops)

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by FULLTHROTTLE
I would have brought th ebike in the house and fired up the plasma cutter. then sent it to them in the mail one piece at a time.
(Im a sick fuck eh?)

I would have mad it a low rider bike for them



lol

[BluByU]

Turn it into a unicycle. With no seat, just the pole.

[73Camaro]

Originally posted by BluByU
Turn it into a unicycle. With no seat, just the pole.

hahaha

[Violator]

I'd disconnect the brakes and chase them down a steep hill.