goin after older women

[b18cya-T]

ok, im 19, & there is this circa 35 year old woman where i work.

& i want to hit it...

how would you approach her? just ask her to lunch, or straight out ask if i can be her bootay call?

[Dallas J]

It would totally depend on the person...If shes always prancing around in skimpy little outfit, or trying to impress the younguns then go ahead and ask about a booty call.. If shes all proper and shit then ask her out.
-Dallas J

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

hit it...post pics

[b18cya-T]

i am pretty much the youngest person here (*EDIT:at work). the next oldest guy is like 28 & married & a bunch of kids.

she doesnt really dress slutty, but always wears tight jeans & pants, b/c she's got the bod to pull it off. & we havent really met, but every time she walks by my cubicle, she always says hi with a little smirk/smile.

i finally met her, right before i went to lunch today. i asked where this guy was who works in her department (who is on vacation). so then i got her name & stuff. i was gonna ask her to lunch, but she was already eating...

[exciv2000]

there's always tomorrow. Ask her to lunch, then hit it in the car on the way back... hell ya, been there done that :D

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

dont B scurred!

[b18cya-T]

thanks...i'll try to get some nice ass shots for ya all if i can find a digital camera

[b18cya-T]

.

[b18cya-T]

this is a pic of her from a few days ago. unfortunately, the guy who took the pic didnt tell her to look up...


her hair is down today...omg i wanna hit it!

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

hit it now...hit it good..just like u should...

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

*playing p0rn0 musik in the background*

[Matt]

You could try to sneak up behind her and hit it, but she's got that little mirror on her computer to see you coming :( so I guess just ask her to lunch. Start with something classy like "My friends call me coffee, cuz I grind so fine" then ask her to go to sizzler with you :D

[2002jettavr6]

how old did you say she was. dam she looks very good for a an older wooooooman

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by Matt
"My friends call me coffee, cuz I grind so fine"


hhaahhahahah
wow, i've never heard anything more classy than that!

i might just use it for shits & giggles!

[Matt]

It surprisingly works sometimes if you do it in a goofy fashion. There's also "I'm like milk, I do a body good" That's another good classy one ;)

[exciv2000]

HIT IT!

[b18cya-T]

im thinkin she's like 35-40.

beautiful ass, beautiful legs. her boobs aret too big, so gravity hasnt really effected them much, tan skin, brown hair w/ blonde highlights...damn, i wanna hit it!!

[exciv2000]

prolly no kids and not married eh? If she's married, stay away, it can get ugly (been there too, hehe)

Damn, I just realized all the stupid shit I've done in my life as a youngin'. Getting older sucks, and getting married doesn't help... makes you realize all is going to change...

[Matt]

""and getting married doesn't help... makes you realize all is going to change...
""

That's why I got divorced ;)

[b18cya-T]

well, i didnt see a ring on her finger

[b18cya-T]

whats up with your avatar & title mecham?

[stu]

Just say, "Hey there old lady, do you get lots of jealous stares from the other women in your department that aren't as beutiful as you?"

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by b18cya
whats up with your avatar & title mecham?


I think post whoring finaly got to him

[stu]

Tell her that you need her help impressing this beuatiful woman that you are interested in. Then when she tells you a bunch of stuff to do. Do it all for her. See this is an excellent plan because when you describe this beautiful woman to her, she will start to feel old and ugly (because everyone is comfortable talking to ugly people). Then when she realizes that you were talking about her the whole time, she will feel new and rejuvinated and young and beautiful all at the same time. And when women get confident like that, they start to feel sexy, then they start to feel horny, and since you were the one to bestow this wonderful feeling upon her, she will be dying to pay you pack and prove to you that you were right the whole time. What better position could you possibly get yourself into?

P.S. For God's sake, but mostly your own, make sure she is not like the swim fan girl.

[stu]

Oh yeah, good luck!!!

[nolimitsoldier]

I'd agree with lunch, and then hit it in the car on the way back, haha!

[b18cya-T]

hehe, is that movie out yet?

[b18cya-T]

maybe i'll do the whole Leon Phelps thing.

"oooh, iths a lady!"

"mmm, yea. thath's right. sthick it in 'dat hole. yea."

[stu]

:Beer:

[Bedlam]

Just tell her that you are young and in your prime...and she needs a young guy to make her happy :)

-Bedlam

[SinisterWRX]

just be friendly and get to know her better, then do as Stu suggested. :)

[73Camaro]

Yeah, what Sinister said sounds good.

[thebetterhalf]

Alright here. First off, I am older than stu. By 8 months. nonetheless, when we're only 19, 8 months is quite a lot (see you're not the youngest). And just do what he did. Offer to take her out to Good Times and then when she gets in the car, just show her what a good time really is. It worked for Stu. Ha! Well, I say if you really think she's interested, go for it!! Ask her what she's got to lose by going out with a sexy male in the prime of his life (except a few pounds - say that and she'll accept in a heartbeat.) But be forewarned - sometimes girls get a kick out of teasing cute young boys. But that could work to your advantage. Good luck!.....

[thebetterhalf]

One more thing. Stu's advice is surprisingly good. I wonder where the hell he got it or why he doesn't take it himself??

[B20civic]

hahahahaha

[B20civic]

can buy you a fish sandwich :rofl:

[B20civic]

go to this site http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml

open up the ladies man soudboard

call her extension, and have fun :D

[Weston]

lol. 35-40 is pretty old for you. How do you figure she's that old?

Well, in any case, good luck to you. If I attempted such a thing, it'd be guaranteed to blow up in my face.

[HONDA GHANDI]

who cares if she's old? She can bang cant she, prolly better than most youngn's. "Um, yeth, would you like to ball in the Bathroom beutiful lady?"
By the way, this has to be one of the funniest threads ive read in a while.

[w00dr0w]

Just walk up behind her and give her a donkey punch. Chicks dig that shit. Don't they?

[V8SpankR]

When I was 29 I was having an affair with a married 40 year old (petite athletic body,she was quite a hottie) and the biggest diff from younger women is the sex and how they go about it. She was very demanding and wanted it all the time,2-3 times a day. She was a co-worker so we were doing it before work,at lunchtime and after work,whenever her husband wasn't around.
I don't condone doing a married woman but sometimes older means more experience.

[2002jettavr6]

and they know how to work it

[b18cya-T]

thats why i wanna hit it!

[exciv2000]

yeah, but I've met one or two young gals who know how to work it too... They still look and feel young, but they'll blow your mind and your load in bed or on the couch, or wherever. :D Them types are hard to find tho. You don't know if they are until you've hit it a time or two

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

hit that $Hit man!

[b18cya-T]

ok, im gonna see if she wants to go to lunch today

any idea where i should take her. there isnt a good times nearby :naughty:

[exciv2000]

anything but fast food, although subway works sometimes.

Maybe something healthy,or something fatty like on the border. Just don't take her to casa bonita.

[2002jettavr6]

let us know how it goes with tapping that ass on the way back from lunch

[b18cya-T]

on the border sounds REALLY good too.

except i cant be gone too long. i've gotta be back to work b/c we have to go to a jobsite after lunch

[exciv2000]

DOOD, take as long for lunch as she wants. If it's 4 hours for lunch, that's 4 less hours you have to work bro.

It'll take about an hour and a half to eat... spend 45 minutes at each eating session :p

[b18cya-T]

jeez, im nervous

[exciv2000]

it shows... don't be nervous, just try and be her friend first, her lover as a distant interest

[b18cya-T]

well, shit...



i just was chattin with her, & asked what she was doin for lunch, & she brought her lunch. so that didnt work, at least not today.

but...she has a wedding ring on. & casually metioned her kids...

so i'll just be a friend. try to do lunch with her again later, & maybe sumthin will happen :D

[exciv2000]

DOH!

[2002jettavr6]

that sucks but maybe it will work out for some fun in the copy room

[exciv2000]

Originally posted by 2002jettavr6
that sucks but maybe it will work out for so fun in the copy room

Heheh, oh yeah! :D

[2002jettavr6]

smake that ass

[w00dr0w]

awwww man, that sucks. bummer dude. You'll bag a milf someday.

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by w00dr0w
awwww man, that sucks. bummer dude. You'll bag a milf someday.


Or it will bag him

"beat: "beat: "beat: "beat:

[newt2]

If she's married leave her alone. People kill over that shit, and even if her husband goes to jail it doesn't bring you back to life.

[newt2]

Not to rain on your parade or anything.... :)

[Weston]

Ouch, that sucks. At least you didn't make too big of an ass out of yourself.

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

ouchie! still tap that @$$ tho... :D

[73Camaro]

Well, are you sure she's married. Some women wear wedding rings casually to keep a lot of guys at bay. Just a thought.

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by 73Camaro600hp
Well, are you sure she's married. Some women wear wedding rings casually to keep a lot of guys at bay. Just a thought.


true!

it didnt look like a typical wedding ring. no stones, it didnt look like a wedding band. im still gonna investigate!

wish me luck!;RoCkOn;


its too bad, my parents went on vacation so i've got teh house to myself this weekend. & i wanted to bag a MILF;kiss:

[hondapimpin']

geez im 21 and usually go after 22-24yr old guys.....lol then again im going the other way and trying to get with an 18yr old guy, lol of course his maturity level isnt the same as the average 18yr old.....but i love him so thats all that matters:p

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by hondapimpin'
geez im 21 and usually go after 22-24yr old guys.....lol then again im going the other way and trying to get with an 18yr old guy, lol of course his maturity level isnt the same as the average 18yr old.....but i love him so thats all that matters:p


uh...ok:smoker:

[B20civic]

Homewrecker! :eek:

[b18cya-T]

OMG!!! she is sooo, fawkin hot...she has her hair dome up & little poofy curls....jesus...

i wannna hit it! :cry:

[b18cya-T]

i'll try to get some more pics :)

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by Titus0wnzJ00
OMG!!! she is sooo, fawkin hot...she has her hair dome up & little poofy curls....jesus...

i wannna hit it! :cry:


just sitting there is not going to get that done now is it

[b18cya-T]

im at a loss man...

i cant take her to lunch cause i only haev 1 seat in my car...

but there is pleanty of room for some http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=57493

[exciv2000]

Originally posted by Titus0wnzJ00
OMG!!! she is sooo, fawkin hot...she has her hair dome up & little poofy curls....jesus...

i wannna hit it! :cry:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: "chicken:

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by Titus0wnzJ00
im at a loss man...

i cant take her to lunch cause i only haev 1 seat in my car...

but there is pleanty of room for some http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=57493


that is what you get for gutting your car for what .02 sec at the track

NO ASS FOR YOU THEN


lol
j/k
;RoCkOn; ;RoCkOn; ;RoCkOn; ;RoCkOn;

[b18cya-T]

i actually lost like .6 sec


& last night, this hot chic came & & started talkin to be while her boyfriend was about to race :D that was cool

paul & eric were there when it happened too

[2002jettavr6]

not from taken out the seat

[rico_00si]

wow, that girl was pretty hot. don't know if you want to mess with girls at work though, you do know you're gonna see them EVERYDAY..........and she's married, don't do that. be friends.......she's still a hottie though..........hehe which makes it suck even worse.

[2002jettavr6]

did you get any more pics

[b18cya-T]

negatory

[b18cya-T]

im gonna http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=57493x32,847,509,384

[b18cya-T]

she's that hot!

[S4AudiGirl]

You guys are way too funny. You need to ask her out for lunch farther in advance so she doesn't bring her lunch. Make it sound like a lunch date. If she is married she will probably tell you. Who knows though she could be a dirty biatch. Good luck. :D

[exciv2000]

Originally posted by S4AudiGirl
You guys are way too funny.

We might be funny, but we still gave the best advice: fuckin' HIT IT BRO!!!! :D

[john]

run away.

[73Camaro]

Just talk to her, be casual and talk to her often, and remember you have two ears and one mouth use them in proportion. Oh, and post more pics.

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by Obi Wan B18cya
she's that hot!


smack the ass bro

THEN BE A MAN NOT A LITTLE BOY AND ASK HER TO LUNCH


but the front seat back in though first

[Violator]

Hit it! You can do it

[IntenseSupra]

Nice! More pics please. TIA.

[b18cya-T]

GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!!!!

[b18cya-T]

:fu:

[b18cya-T]

;RoCkOn;

[b18cya-T]

i just need a good pic of her ass now!!

[exciv2000]

*ahem* w00t

[V8SpankR]

Does she know you taking pics for us to jerk,uh....er, I mean look at? :D She is definetly a hottie and I would toss her salad given the chance. hehe;)

[b18cya-T]

yes, i told her that some of my friends were gonna whackit to her pic!

[Weston]

Hahahahahahahha. How the fuck did you get her pic? "Uh, hi... you don't really know me, but can I take your picture?"

[exciv2000]

I think he's been talking to her and hasn't been telling us... i think he's in, just not IN!

[b18cya-T]

i've been talkin to her when she walks by & stuff, so she knows who i am.

i acutally borrowed the camera from the cubible next to hers to "Take pictures of my stripped interior of my car" so i just took a pic of her while i was there. haha

[BoostAngel]

Well you said that you didn't see a wedding ring at first so does that mean that you didn't see one or you weren't really paying attention and thought you did not see one?
And she casually mentioned kids but not a hubby huh? Maybe she even has something she wants to hide in chances on hitting it herself!! :rofl:
I say take her to lunch but tell her she has to drive !!!!! j/k

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by civicgirl20
Well you said that you didn't see a wedding ring at first so does that mean that you didn't see one or you weren't really paying attention and thought you did not see one?
And she casually mentioned kids but not a hubby huh? Maybe she even has something she wants to hide in chances on hitting it herself!! :rofl:
I say take her to lunch but tell her she has to drive !!!!! j/k


i asked her if she wanted to go to lunch tomorrow, & she said that she couldn't. shes only workin park time, & its only temporary so she doesnt get a long lunch. plus she said that she's too busy

NOW HERES THE SHITTY PART: friday is her last day of work here :cry: & i dont work on fridays, so i have to make my move by tomorrow.

here's my idea. get a card, maybe a comical one, & write 'its been great workin with ya, etc etc' or somethin to that effect.
then at the end, say, "PS: If you're ever lookin for some good times, give me a call ;)" with my phone number

good idea?

[b18cya-T]

any more girls opinions? they seem to give the best advice...not that i dont appreciate what the guys are givin me heh

[BoostAngel]

Oh Man that totally sucks. You finally make a move and look what happens.
I like the card idea and maybe you could throw in some flowers but maybe word it differently then "looking for some good times" because that sounds like it belongs on a bathroom wall or something. Maybe since she doesnt get a long lunch maybe you could bring her lunch almost like a picnic. I think things like that are cute but that is just me.

[MadMaxine]

gonna have to agree with civicgirl. she hit the nail on the head with excellent advice.

[BoostAngel]

Thank You MadMaxine !!!

Just please don't do anything to where you will hear: "you're to young .. you're young enough to be my son". That would be embarrassing !

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by civicgirl20
Thank You MadMaxine !!!

Just please don't do anything to where you will hear: "you're to young .. you're young enough to be my son". That would be embarrassing !

thats what im afraid of, haha

[gjcivic]

I'm waitngfor hre to ask....


"who's your mommy...."

Good luck dude, hope ya get it :D

[73Camaro]

Good Luck man! Just be calm and casual and listen to her. (No matter what she says.)

[b18cya-T]

wow, im lookin at those pics at home...teh pics look WAAY better on my home monitor than the one i have at work. she does look pretty hot in those pics, i thought they were pretty crappy.

im still gonna hit it (a positive attitude works wonders!)

[exciv2000]

Originally posted by Obi Wan B18cya
wow, im lookin at those pics at home...teh pics look WAAY better on my home monitor than the one i have at work. she does look pretty hot in those pics, i thought they were pretty crappy.

im still gonna hit it (a positive attitude works wonders!)

I hear ya, my home monitor is so much better with details than those crappy work monitors.

[MadMaxine]

Titus man, i came up with a new idea! ask her out for coffee. everyone has time for coffee. if she takes you up on it you're in, if not then she's not interested. good luck!

[2002jettavr6]

Originally posted by MadMaxine
Titus man, i came up with a new idea! ask her out for coffee. everyone has time for coffee. if she takes you up on it you're in, if not then she's not interested. good luck!

go for coffee Idea

:bounce: ;RoCkOn; :bounce: ;RoCkOn;

[thebetterhalf]

Coffee is good. It's friendly, quick and easy. No pressure. Good luck! Do it!!

[BoostAngel]

Coffee is a good idea but what happens if she doesn't drink coffee ???
:bounce:

[S4AudiGirl]

Originally posted by civicgirl20
Coffee is a good idea but what happens if she doesn't drink coffee ???
:bounce:

Ask her out for beer, maybe she will get shitfaced and she will find you irresistable! ;)

[b18cya-T]

uh, yea, im only 19

[Weston]

Then you just order NA, she doesn't. :rofl:

[S4AudiGirl]

Originally posted by Obi Wan B18cya
uh, yea, im only 19

Sorry.:Beer:

[MadMaxine]

Originally posted by civicgirl20
Coffee is a good idea but what happens if she doesn't drink coffee ???
:bounce:

titus is in luck! looks like milf is a coffee drinker ;)

[S4AudiGirl]

LMFAO. Nice Detective work! :cop:

[exciv2000]

it could be tea, or water... I've know women to be that weird

[Weston]

Originally posted by exciv2000
it could be tea, or water... I've know women to be that weird

Aren't they all??? :confused:

[MadMaxine]

yeah, true, true (like my mom drinks tea and water outta mugs for some reason), but still it's more than likely coffee than water and more likely tea than water. so there's about a 60% chance that it's coffee or tea and a 30% chance that it's water. either way, ask the chica for coffee/tea and get the party started bro!

[MadMaxine]

Originally posted by S4AudiGirl
LMFAO. Nice Detective work! :cop:

thanks, it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! ;)

[73Camaro]

Did you ask her man!?! How did it go?

[SOOPER DOOPER MINI COOPER]

Hey guys, that's my sister. Leave her alone.

[SOOPER DOOPER MINI COOPER]

J/K. HIT IT!!!!

[b18cya-T]

she's gone...forever...




she lives in lakewood, so if anyone see's her, go for it :) or get her number for me ;)

just dont show her this thread

[wifemod]

how do i post pics on here??!?!??!?!?!?

[b18cya-T]

[IMG ]type url here[/IMG ]

w/o the spaces in the tags

[M@verick]

ask her if she's ever heard of the Milf Hunter

[stu]

Yeah,ask her, she's only been gone for what, three months now?

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by stu
Yeah,ask her, she's only been gone for what, three months now?


what's milf hunter?

& she's somewhere in lakewood now...

[Genesis]

damn, 9 pages of "I want to hit it!" and nothing? kids these days... :(
remember 50% of the "battle" is initiating conversation, and 40% is doing it on time.

[Genesis]

Originally posted by Obi Wan B18cya
what's milf hunter?


MILF stands for mothers I'd like to fuck. www.milfhunter.com
*****not work safe*****

[b18cya-T]

i know what a milf is, but i havent heard of the site

[civic00si]

i gota agree with genesis its all bout the approach.. once u get good results then go from there. yeah she was a hottie.. but now she is gone.. i was hopin for some good news too! damn i hope that wasnt like illegal or something postin her pic here and sayin how u wanted to hit it.. damn almost could b like u were stalkin her ;Slap:
man next time just go get what u want!

[Genesis]

oh, I forgot a very important element of the equation. the more you advertise your intentions, the lesser the likelihood you'll get what you want. keep it quiet while working on it. your can boast all about it after you've done the deed. that's about 5%. yo ustill have 5% chance to fuck the whole thing up even if you played all the other cards right. and that's a very important 5%, just like the other 95.

[BabyGurl15]

ok titus she is 35 your 19 but if you go tballs enough to ask her then go for it. I saw you always gotta try somethign new. Be cool about it dont sound like an ass!!! Ask her out to lunch maybe dinner. alight.
Lata titus
~!*Becca*!~

[stu]

Umm, I see that you are new to the board and all Babygurl15, but let's try not to revive threads that are almost a YEAR OLD okay? sounds good.

[Kwando]

Originally posted by stu
Umm, I see that you are new to the board and all Babygurl15, but let's try not to revive threads that are almost a YEAR OLD okay? sounds good.

:werd:

[MadMaxine]

Originally posted by stu
Umm, I see that you are new to the board and all Babygurl15, but let's try not to revive threads that are almost a YEAR OLD okay? sounds good.

holy revived thread batman!:p

[BabyGurl15]

ok im new to the site and i tryed to pist something and it didnt work so i got into the old post and tryed to do it on that. I didnt think people still looked at those ones so i posted something to see if it worked. ok so thats the end off that i figured it out so let it go!! ok thanks

[MadMaxine]

Originally posted by BabyGurl15
ok so thats the end off that i figured it out so let it go!! ok thanks

okay, we'll forgive you just this once. :) :p

[GTGirL180]

girl, your beautiful... ill take you!

[Tra2xx]

And this thread has once again, been revived.

[b18cya-T]

Originally posted by GTGirL180
girl, your beautiful... ill take you!

you talkin about the pics of the chic i posted??? hell yea, she was beautiful..




STABBB

[Chevy454]

IDB! now take pics during.