What's the Funniest/Fuck-up things that happen to your car??

[honda1982]

Well, I was driving behind a Drop Black 95 Honda Civic with a full body kit and we both were on I-25N exiting to US36W. Just around the curve entering US36 he hit a dip and WHOM there goes his rear bumper Flying up the sky to about 10ft high and landing on the FAR left lane. Lucky me I was on the Right lane because I've to exit on Pecos, Looking on my Rear View Mirrow a 18wheeler comming around the corner at full speed and "BAAMM" hitting the bumper, I saw half of his bumper flew on to the right hand lane. I couldn't stop laughing.

[Evil_SpeedRacer]

Here is how I found my car when I went to get it out of storage:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w150/Evilspeedracer/The%20Laser/Picture004.jpg
Nice couple of dents in the rear there, plus some small one in the front:
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w150/Evilspeedracer/The%20Laser/Picture006.jpg
I alomost got in a fight with 10 construction guys, who were probably responsible since it was obviously a piece of equipment that was sitting right near it. They were on thier break, and I was picking the car up with a couple of the guys I train mixed martial arts with....I confronted all of them but they wouldn't make a move:( No justice for me. The company said they would not do anything since the car has been sitting there forever, and looks abandoned (with a cover on it) and there is no way to prove anything.