My shitty yet intresting day.

[Tonnerre]

Well. I have been using my bike to get my chores done. Well today it was rainning. I went to sleep at 5 am only to wake up at 9:20. So I went back to sleep and woke up at about noon. I got up and got ready to go down to campus to pick up a letter i have been needing. I put on my mesh jacket and my gloves that I ordered that are 1 size to big. I ride down to campus and i am soaked and cold. I get the letter and go down to the Air Force Recruiter. I am still wet and now shivering by the time i get there. He is not there so I leave. Lesson on of the day do not ride with a mesh jacket in the rain.
I get home, there is no food. My little brother has eaten everything. I suit up and go out to kingsupers. I put my gloves in my helmet and put my helmet on my bike. I go to pay for my food and the machine is messed up. I have to go to the ATM. I pay for my food and when I get to my bike. I see that some one stole my helmet and my gloves. I go back in and they say that the it was in a bllind spot. Brand new jacket and gloves gone. I had them for a f$#% Week!!. Well I go buy some sunglasses at a gas station and head home. I aqm right by the light rail when this guy tries to make a left on to when there is a red arrow. I hear the train and yell "Train" and I geuss he heard me and he slams on the breaks. To late. The train hits his car, Sends it spinning into the singnal box. I drive my bike onto the side walk and skid on the side walk. I call 911. I make sure he is ok. He looks like he is fine but his car is smashed up. I see some one else calling 911 and I have them complete the call. I have no plates so I have to go.
So in the end, this was a shitty day but it was intresting.

[ryanman]

Classic Tonnerre post!! :rofl:

[JL LGT]

Somebody's going to be an SP in the AF.

Atleast he'll fit in.

[STIBungy]

When did you have a little brother?

[Kwando]

POB

[Aracheon]

Am I the only one who found that post excruciatingly difficult to read?

[velocity]

Am I the only one who found that post excruciatingly difficult to read?

it wouldnt be a Tonnerre post if it wasnt

[M@]

I read it just fine.

[Tonnerre]

Was the train wreck on the news?

[M@]

You have the internet, obviously. Why don't you look for it?

[HondasTrail]

Well, I have been using my bike to get my chores done. I went to sleep at 5 am only to wake up at 9:20, so I went back to sleep and woke up at about noon. I got up and prepared my self to go down to my college campus to pick up a letter that I need. I put on my mesh jacket and gloves that I ordered that are 1 size to big. I ride down to campus, in the rain, and i am soaked and cold. I obtain the letter and go down to the Air Force Recruiter. I am still wet and now shivering. By the time I arrive, the Air Force recruiter is not there so I leave. Lesson of the day do not ride with a mesh jacket in the rain.
I arrive back at my home and there is no food. My little brother has eaten everything. I suit up and go out to King Soopers. I put my gloves in my helmet and put my helmet on my bike. I gather the items I need, and then try to pay for them, but it impossible because the machine is acting up. I have to go to the ATM to gather legal tender. I pay for my food and when I get to my bike I see that some one has stolen my helmet and my gloves. I go back in and they say that the it was in a blind spot. My precious biking gear is now gone! I only had them for a f$#% Week!! Well, I go to the gas station and buy some new sunglasses, after that I make my way home. During my return, as I am right by the light rail, I see this guy making a left turn when his arrow was red. I hear the train and yell at the top of my lungs "TRAIN!" I guess he heard me and he slammed on his brakes only to be too late. The train hits his car, and sends it spinning into the singnal box. I drive my bike onto the side walk and skid on the side walk. I call 911, and I make sure he is ok. He looks like he is fine but his car looks like some thing that just came out of the junkyard. I see some one else calling 911 and I have them complete their call. I have no plates for my motorbike because I am a dumb ass, and thus I have to leave the scene of an accident, which makes me a bigger dumb ass because it is illegal for a witness to leave the scene of an accident.
In conclusion, this was an interesting but troublesome day. I am sleep deprived, I have watched a man almost get killed, and I broke the law on two occasions, but you could not expect less from your old buddy Tonnere!
Lessons in Creative Writing.

[Tonnerre]

It was 2 am when I wrote it. I did not use spell check or grammer check.

[HONDA GHANDI]

Spell check doesnt work before noon. Much like you.

[NZDarren]

You are way to trusting leaving your jacket and helmet just sitting on your bike. Too many bad people in this world to do that, lesson learned I hope.

[Tonnerre]

I take my helmet with me always now. But still it is fucked up to take that. It is your protection.

[Hellified SH]

Somebody's going to be an SP in the AF.

Atleast he'll fit in.

My daughter just signed her 6 year intent with the USAF on Monday. She will be in Special Forces I believe what ever they call the AF police. She does basic in Texas for 8 weeks than goes to the Springs for Sniper training than off to Germany.