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ReggieRay
03-01-2007, 01:45 PM
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.



The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."



The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.



The old man continued, "For $10.00 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20.00 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."



The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20.00 bill and holds it up.



"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.



"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker."

stu
03-01-2007, 01:46 PM
Not a bad joke. How'd it get into the troll section?

ReggieRay
03-01-2007, 01:52 PM
where should it go? i wanted to share it but didnt know where to put it.

HondaPower
03-01-2007, 03:58 PM
hahaha

B16-MUSCLE
03-01-2007, 05:31 PM
funny but got bad picture. lol

kio
03-01-2007, 08:33 PM
lol

Street_Kings
03-01-2007, 09:32 PM
My fav old people one:

An old couple are laying in bed, getting ready to sleep when the husband rips a squeaky fart. The wife asks, "what was that?" and the husband replies "fieldgoal, 3 points." The wife, playing along, rips a massive fart and proudly proclaims "Touchdown, 7 Points." The husband, never wanting to lose to his wife, pushes and pushes and takes a massive shit on the bed. His wife yells "What the fuck was that?" The husband replies "Halftime bitch, switch sides."

ReggieRay
03-02-2007, 07:55 AM
anybody esle working the cubicle life? a nice joke really does lift your spirits. Only plus side is i get to be on a cumputer all day and talk on HAI.