Getting Clean

[Seved]

I gotta get clean for a drug test. I know there was a topic on this a while ago, but I can't find it. What are the best ways to get clean, I know work out, lots of water, cranberry juice, etc... Anyone else have any good ways? I've only done pot, so thats what im trying to get rid of. I am not in to much of a rush, but sooner the better.

[Deltron_3030]

get those detoxifiers from the headshops

[Nick_S]

get those detoxifiers from the headshops

Werd I used that shit when I was on probation. Worked every time

[john]

*shakes head slowly*

If you know that you have to pass drug tests, why are you getting high? Hope they don't take some of your hair...

[saabracr]

Like John said, hair test = screwed. Make sure and figure that out ahead of time if you can. All they need is .25 inch of hair from anywhere on your body.

If its just a urinalysis, use this stuff called Vales. It has worked for me twice, and once for a buddy of mine. Understand that Vales and the like only mask the evidence. You need to follow the instructions exactly. It calls for a lot of peeing so make sure you are good and hydrated. If you take the test before or after the chemicals are working to cover the evidence, you will fail. Your piss will look like a mix of Mountain Dew and antifreeze, but it passes. Also, Vales tastes like syrupy, puke-covered nutsack- be ready for that.

Also, what is your amount and frequency of use? How long do you have? MJ moderation + low body fat = minimal thc retention, so depending on how much time you have you may not need to "detox".

[TEGGY-1234-]

how about you just not doo stupid shit. like... do drugs especially when you know tests will be coming up

[Steve_C]

what did you do and when was the last time you did it?

[Deceptakhan]

what did you do and when was the last time you did it?
Plays a good factor, but I assume its my homegirl Mary. If you're broke, try niacin (mixed results), vinegar shots (it works), drinking lots of water and pissing, and steam rooms (seriously, bad shit leaves through you'r e pores). All in a combo, and you're good. But the Vingar is firewater to oilbased substances in you're bloodstream (might be pulling this out of my ass, but it sounds plausible), like THC.

And then there are detoxifiers, and creative piss in a bag devices at the head shops.

And this is from my younger years, if it fucks with a means to sustain my family and myself, I just give it up.

[Mario]

Reason #23486123123761 to not smoke weed.

*or do any drug for that matter.

[B20badboy]

There is a drink I have seen taken in the past and it worked for I know that has taken it everyone that sold at phat glass. I will get the name later.

[hatchbackgirl]

here's a tip, don't smoke. that shit is nasty

I know it's your decision and your body, but I think pot smells DISGUSTING along with any kind of smoke

[TEGGY-1234-]

yup it stinks

[Seved]

It is not that I -have- to get clean, but I may be able to get a bitchen job in the following month, in which I have to be clean. I already have a good job, and I am still not sure whether I want to take it or not.

A lot of people told me to do the drink, but I can go a month without smoking.

Edit: Thanks for all the post

[floored4door]

I'm not going to come on here and bash you like everyone else for *trying something* Or *smoking something* OH NOES!!! You're such a bad person for real! :rolleyes: /rant

Anyhow there is this sythetic urine they have all over the place, I know mile high tobacco has it over on 72nd and fed's works like a charm. Used it at least two or three times with out a hitch.

[Dave_L]

I like pot.

[Conrad]

:rofl:

[slowfocusguy]

Wow committing fraud to support a addiction. Here's your sign.

[Seved]

Wow committing fraud to support a addiction. Here's your sign.

Who you talking to?

[royalworks]

I had a friend that just drank a shit load of water before he went and he was good. He even smoked about everyday. He was skinny also. That might have helped.

[Kinematics]

Get some Urine Luck. It is synthetic unisex urine. Came in a little bottle off Ebay for 15-20 bucks.

Then I got the job and ended up not needing it anyways as they didn't test me. I have never heard of this stuff not working though.

I have two bottles of it, I wouldn't mind selling you one.

[blue]

dependes on how much you weigh and how much body fat you have but if you have a month you dont have to do anyhting but not smoke

[rice_killer]

tell you what man, i dont how old you are but one day you will have to grow up. pot has done nothing but give me problems ever since i stopped, at least because of my record. trust me, you will get caught eventually and jail sucks man. just stop and you won't ever have to stress again.

[saabracr]

pot has done nothing but give me problems ever since i stopped

I thought you were being funny when I read this.

Then I discovered you were preaching. Don't do that.

[rice_killer]

damn my bad that wasnt my intention

[Kinematics]

and then there are those of us who have no problems as a result of smoking pot and shall continue to do so.

[kio]

niacine. you can find it at vitamin shops.

[Seved]

Been almost a month now, still havn't smoked, and has been no problem at all for me. Not sure where some of you are getting off on that, but, I am clean, did it the conventional way of drinking water and cranberry juice.

[young geezer]

i jus had the ua test last week. but i drank that shit from mile high on 72 and feds. if your job does the hair test dont worry, they have the shampoo you can use.

[Seved]

i jus had the ua test last week. but i drank that shit from mile high on 72 and feds. if your job does the hair test dont worry, they have the shampoo you can use.

Na, its a wee wee test. But that's interesting they have a shampoo. Just goes to show, that people will always figure out a way to get around this.
+1 for human ingenuity.

[forum]

+1 for I know at least 3 people who have been fired from my company for failing a UA, guess those Post-Accident screens are a good thing.

[cybergreencivic]

+1 for I know at least 3 people who have been fired from my company for failing a UA, guess those Post-Accident screens are a good thing.

They stopped doing those at the construction place i used to work at because they couldnt fire all those people (everyone did some sort of drug, drugs, me included). There wouldve been no one working there. That, and the money they were spending on the test became too much.

[Deltron_3030]

i just recently got a oral drug test, they stick a cotton swab in your mouth for 4 minutes and stick it in some chemical solution.

[forum]

They stopped doing those at the construction place i used to work at because they couldnt fire all those people (everyone did some sort of drug, drugs, me included). There wouldve been no one working there. That, and the money they were spending on the test became too much.



I work for a subsidiary of Cox enterprises, so I don't think they car how much it costs. Not to mention it's cars and we're self insured.