B20badboy
01-16-2007, 09:49 PM
This may help you better learn the areas of Denver and the diverse groups associated with them…
Colorado Barbies....
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition
Barbie Dolls for the Colorado Market:
Highlands Ranch Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available
with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with "augmented" version.
Englewood Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford
Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has
no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell
phone sold separately.
Colfax Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a
Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we
don't know what you are talking about.
Cherry Creek Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW
convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit
card and country club membership. Also available for this set are
Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any
of them.
Commerce City Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans
two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her
shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams , Jr.
CD
set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when
she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate
flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Aspen Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a
leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining
friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription available.
Thornton Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of
her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she
chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her
ensemble
includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see
through halter top. Also available with a mobile home
Boulder Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight
brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks
with white socks. She prefers that you call her " Willow." She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Boulder Barbies and
the
optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Aurora Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll.
Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
'79
Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
Arvada Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is
cause he's always hunting.
Greeley Barbie
This Spanish Speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984
Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back
seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Meat Packers
uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green Cards are
not available for Barbie or Ken.
Trinidad Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie
to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on parts.
Colorado Barbies....
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition
Barbie Dolls for the Colorado Market:
Highlands Ranch Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.
She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available
with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with "augmented" version.
Englewood Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford
Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has
no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell
phone sold separately.
Colfax Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a
Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we
don't know what you are talking about.
Cherry Creek Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW
convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit
card and country club membership. Also available for this set are
Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any
of them.
Commerce City Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans
two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her
shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams , Jr.
CD
set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when
she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate
flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Aspen Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a
leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining
friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription available.
Thornton Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of
her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she
chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her
ensemble
includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see
through halter top. Also available with a mobile home
Boulder Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight
brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks
with white socks. She prefers that you call her " Willow." She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Boulder Barbies and
the
optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Aurora Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll.
Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his
'79
Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
addition of the infant.
Arvada Barbie
She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is
cause he's always hunting.
Greeley Barbie
This Spanish Speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984
Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back
seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Meat Packers
uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green Cards are
not available for Barbie or Ken.
Trinidad Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie
to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on parts.