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nicklk
01-16-2007, 12:50 AM
She wants me to go to her place tommorow and get jiggy wit it........dunno if I should or not, not usually into the bigger girls......pretty cute face? She's only 20 :o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/01-10-07_0916.jpg

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 12:52 AM
Hmm.... she looks like a pineapple too me.

but i'd hit if i had nothing else too do.

Note:"pinch her nipple for me"

Weston
01-16-2007, 12:54 AM
That's a "bigger girl"? Looks normal sized to me.

20 seems a bit young though (ie expect drama).

ryanman
01-16-2007, 12:54 AM
I'd hit it. Doesn't look "too big" in my eyes, dunno.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 01:00 AM
She has no ass
expect some waves when hittin it from behind or up front LOL....!

Bottoz
01-16-2007, 01:11 AM
Camera Phone... $99
Internet Account... $24.99/month
Posting on a car forum asking permission to have sex... priceless.

/your self.

ryanman
01-16-2007, 01:13 AM
:rofl:

Deltron_3030
01-16-2007, 02:19 AM
thats my kinda girl i hate skinny ass girls

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:53 AM
I like them skinny too but if she wants you to go over there and pound her. Just do it. Who cares if she has a little meat on her bones. Its all the same on the inside.

S15SiLVia
01-16-2007, 04:26 AM
throw her in a wall while you're at it. :D

Slow96GSR
01-16-2007, 05:01 AM
Ya she has some meat on her. She's not afraid to eat a burger and keep it down. Yes I'd hit it.

Ferret
01-16-2007, 06:55 AM
If she smiled and didn't take shitty pictures of herself in bathrooms, she'd be cute.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 07:20 AM
Yeah she needs to learn not to cover her face with the phone. I bet she is a snaggle tooth.

kio
01-16-2007, 08:09 AM
more cushin for the pushin! and she dosent look too big, i say go for it.

chrisbarnett01
01-16-2007, 08:11 AM
Yeah she needs to learn not to cover her face with the phone. I bet she is a snaggle tooth.



LMAO @ snaggle tooth

95GSRB18C
01-16-2007, 09:30 AM
Yeah she needs to learn not to cover her face with the phone. I bet she is a snaggle tooth.

:rofl:

STIBungy
01-16-2007, 09:30 AM
Nick, I think she's ugly and you shouldnt hit it. Instead, just send her my way.

Terry
01-16-2007, 09:32 AM
no.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:51 AM
I'd throw it in her butt and then make her swallow.

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 09:52 AM
She's not really "big" but she's bigger than I prefer. I'd have to be drunk to hit it.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:56 AM
Yeah I think that she would have to show me her tits to make me want to hit that. I would have to be turned on first. Then I would say to myself "Screw it. Shes naked"

nicklk
01-16-2007, 10:10 AM
Camera Phone... $99
Internet Account... $24.99/month
Posting on a car forum asking permission to have sex... priceless.

/your self.

I dont need "permission" from the peeps to get it on........I thought it was just funny, I've been getting some pretty "blunt" messages from Myspace lately lol, and have gladly taken advantage of them but I thought it would be funny to post this one up......

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 10:16 AM
I dont need "permission" from the peeps to get it on........I thought it was just funny, I've been getting some pretty "blunt" messages from Myspace lately lol, and have gladly taken advantage of them but I thought it would be funny to post this one up......

damn, it's cuz you're just so dead sexy. All the myspace girls want you ;)

nicklk
01-16-2007, 10:39 AM
damn, it's cuz you're just so dead sexy. All the myspace girls want you ;)

Shud-up!! ;)

BTW, you havent accepted my add!!!!!

EDIT.....nevermind you have;)

-=[Juztin]=-
01-16-2007, 10:41 AM
your question caused my brain a kernel panic LOLz

Del_Sol_Si
01-16-2007, 10:45 AM
She's a bit to big for me.. so it would take a good amount of liquor to get the friction on... but im a bit over picky which is usually why i pass alot of opertunitys for the pun-nani. but if u dont mind the lil extra cushion go for it make her squeel like a stuffed big

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 10:54 AM
Shud-up!! ;)

BTW, you havent accepted my add!!!!!

yes I did, liar! :) check your friends list again!

nicklk
01-16-2007, 11:01 AM
yes I did, liar! :) check your friends list again!

I edited it in;) I saw that you did add me:D

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 11:05 AM
yeah, I saw that too ;)

HondaPower
01-16-2007, 11:18 AM
You got to hit that for HAIIII!!!!

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 11:25 AM
Spell HAI with your spooge on her back. :rofl:

smithz
01-16-2007, 11:46 AM
Nick, I think she's ugly and you shouldnt hit it. Instead, just send her my way.

My thoughts exactly.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 11:46 AM
Spell HAI with your spooge on her back. :rofl:

LOL.....^^
Do you know her personally? are you going too be seeing her everyday after tonight?

Conrad
01-16-2007, 11:49 AM
Spell HAI with your spooge on her back. :rofl:

he should do that on civic-8442's back

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 11:51 AM
he should do that on civic-8442's back

your's first! then ill think about it. jk

nicklk
01-16-2007, 11:52 AM
I may go over there tonight :naughty:

If so, I'll have her hold up a sign that says HAAAIIIIII, just for you kids.....sound good?

Conrad
01-16-2007, 11:52 AM
your's first! then ill think about it. jk

you're like a 16 yo girl... only not hawt!

Conrad
01-16-2007, 11:53 AM
I may go over there tonight :naughty:

If so, I'll have her hold up a sign that says HAAAIIIIII, just for you kids.....sound good?

only if shes nakid holding it.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 11:54 AM
only if shes nakid holding it.

Of course!

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 11:54 AM
I may go over there tonight :naughty:

If so, I'll have her hold up a sign that says HAAAIIIIII, just for you kids.....sound good?

YEAH!!!!!! take PICS...... make her hold another sign that says:
"Civic-8442- SUCKZ"

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 11:55 AM
you're like a 16 yo girl... only not hawt!

17 NOW actually!

Terry
01-16-2007, 11:57 AM
17 and still a homo, you'd think you would grow out of being a retard.

STIBungy
01-16-2007, 11:58 AM
How about stfu already?

YEAH!!!!!! take PICS...... make her hold another sign that says:
"Civic-8442- SUCKZ"

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 11:58 AM
17 and still a homo, you'd think you would grow out of being a retard.

ha ha....mind your own business PM me if your going too talk shit im done discussing this on the forums!

JDM
01-16-2007, 12:00 PM
a fat girl is just like a moped... its fun until your friends find out.... and you just told everyone...

stu
01-16-2007, 12:02 PM
That girl isn't fat at all retards.

Weston-work
01-16-2007, 12:08 PM
That girl isn't fat at all retards.

:werd:

Terry
01-16-2007, 12:10 PM
your right, the sammich around her stomach is totally normal.

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 12:11 PM
It just depends on your taste of women. I prefer really skinny girls. You guys like fat girls. To each their own.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 12:12 PM
That girl isn't fat at all retards.

I've posted pictures of the girls I am used to, in terms to them, yes she is heavier then I normally go for...

smithz
01-16-2007, 12:17 PM
:werd:

x2

stu
01-16-2007, 12:20 PM
Heavier sure, but not fat. Dave probably weighs 3 - 4 times what I weigh, but he's not fat. It's not like you plan on raping a dead girl. She's alive and will be able to move around and support her own weight. Some of you guys need to experience a girl with some meat on her.

smithz
01-16-2007, 12:26 PM
Heavier sure, but not fat. Dave probably weighs 3 - 4 times what I weigh, but he's not fat. It's not like you plan on raping a dead girl. She's alive and will be able to move around and support her own weight. Some of you guys need to experience a girl with some meat on her.

Well put...

I understand not wanting to screw some fat chick... but she's a long way from being fat.

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 12:33 PM
I know, lol. I was just stirring the pot. She's not fat but she's just got a little more meat than I usually like.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 12:33 PM
Heavier sure, but not fat. Dave probably weighs 3 - 4 times what I weigh, but he's not fat. It's not like you plan on raping a dead girl. She's alive and will be able to move around and support her own weight. Some of you guys need to experience a girl with some meat on her.

I've been with my fair share of girls with meat, just my preference to have thinner girls :dunno: I weigh 150, I prefer when the girl I'm sexin or with, weighs less then me....

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 12:36 PM
I'm at almost 210 and I like girls half my weight. :D

smithz
01-16-2007, 01:03 PM
I've been with my fair share of girls with meat, just my preference to have thinner girls :dunno: I weigh 150, I prefer when the girl I'm sexin or with, weighs less then me....

I'd bet she weighs no more than 115... unless she's 6 foot. That's a looooooooong way from 150. :D

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 01:51 PM
this turned into a "is she fat or not discussion" lol...

Nick_S
01-16-2007, 01:53 PM
She's a pig, I would only hit it if I was drunk.

Terry
01-16-2007, 02:01 PM
Man i really hope she dosen't post on hai or look on here or she's going to shoot herself

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 02:04 PM
or hope no onne on here knows her LOl.....or is there SISTER.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:08 PM
Thats her own problem for posting pictures on the internet. everything that I post on here of me I take full responsibilty for and would not care what people said about my pictures because it was my doing. I hope if she read this thread she gets to this post so she doesn't kill herself.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:14 PM
I told her to send me a naked pic of her in front of the mirror, and she did:D

Should I post it? LOL

Terry
01-16-2007, 02:15 PM
you should send to i, and then i will judge

velocity
01-16-2007, 02:17 PM
:rofl: has this stopped you in the past? I liked your previous pics but this one im a bit iffy about
I told her to send me a naked pic of her in front of the mirror, and she did:D

Should I post it? LOL

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:19 PM
DO IT!

stu
01-16-2007, 02:20 PM
send it to me. I'll pm you my number.

By the way, I'd say that girl is about 5'5" and 130. still all good for me.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:24 PM
I'm sending it to my photobucket now......itll be up in a minute;)

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:26 PM
YEEAAAHHH!! naked fat chick.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:27 PM
She actually isn't as bad as I thought.......

NWS bitches, dont click if you dont wanna see naked womenz

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/Personal/1168982473.jpg

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 02:28 PM
Nick, you rock.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:28 PM
thats kind of a let down.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:30 PM
thats kind of a let down.

What did you expect???

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:30 PM
OH ya, she sent me a picture of her playing with herself too :x

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:32 PM
you better post that one.

Terry
01-16-2007, 02:34 PM
this better be up when i get home

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:36 PM
NWS once again, dont fuckin click if you are at work

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/Personal/play.jpg

stu
01-16-2007, 02:38 PM
Nick, go ahead and hit it. I know you sent her a picture back by the way. That's cool though, that's just how it works.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:39 PM
Nick, go ahead and hit it. I know you sent her a picture back by the way. That's cool though, that's just how it works.

She's just seen the pics on my Myspace page:D

royalworks
01-16-2007, 02:46 PM
It looks pretty tight. I doubt she has had sex to much with a pussy like that.

stu
01-16-2007, 02:49 PM
What part of the state does she live in Nick? How old is she again? 20? What are you waiting for anyway? Take the rest of today off.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:49 PM
I am sooooooooooo bad!

I sent her a text saying "We should take pics tonight!"

She replies with "That would be fuckin hot!"

Hahah!

nicklk
01-16-2007, 02:49 PM
What part of the state does she live in Nick? How old is she again? 20? What are you waiting for anyway? Take the rest of today off.


Lives about 15 minutes away form me:D she is 20......going over there tonight after work

Terry
01-16-2007, 02:50 PM
man i like the way you think

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 02:50 PM
After further review, I'd hit it.

stu
01-16-2007, 02:52 PM
After further review, I'd hit it.

I told you stupid!

smithz
01-16-2007, 02:53 PM
I told you stupid!

Hahahahha, :werd:

I have to wait till tonight to scope the n00dz. :(

slowfocusguy
01-16-2007, 03:03 PM
Damn it people. This is fat

http://health.ana.gr/photos/20051123152014u-fat%20woman-1319095_hd.jpg

Just because she doesnt look like Skeletor wife or like this

http://media3.ugoto.com/pictures/anorexic-or-just-stupid-a32.JPG

Means she's automatically fat.

Seriously, women are suppose to be round. They're suppose to have fat on their bodies.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:05 PM
Yeah but I like skinny. but not like the starving white chick up there. How is she not dead?

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 03:07 PM
I prefer skinnier chicks but I still bang some with a little meat. Anorexia is bad! But being toned up and healthy is a big plus.

Ferret
01-16-2007, 03:07 PM
This thread is ridiculous

nicklk
01-16-2007, 03:09 PM
This is a girl that has my ideal body type.......healthy, toned, and hot.....

I've gotta date with her on Friday too :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/picsmil011.jpg

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 03:11 PM
:werd:

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:12 PM
yes the chick in pink is about 8 steps up from the other girl.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:14 PM
hey look at her left eye. I hope she was winking.

Terry
01-16-2007, 03:16 PM
girls that perfect have one flaw.

Weston-work
01-16-2007, 03:18 PM
girls that perfect have one flaw.

Does she have a hoof?

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:19 PM
no the weird eye.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 03:19 PM
girls that perfect have one flaw.


I wont kick her outta bed for having a slightly lazy left eye;)

Terry
01-16-2007, 03:19 PM
you never know Weston it's 2007

Weston-work
01-16-2007, 03:19 PM
no the weird eye.

It was a joke. Ask Hung about the meaning.

stu
01-16-2007, 03:22 PM
Ask anyone on the internet about the meaning really.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:33 PM
I wont kick her outta bed for having a slightly lazy left eye;)
Oh no I never said that. I almost did a chick in high school with a glass eye. It never look right. It was a different color and always looked left. Kinda strange but she was smokin.

smithz
01-16-2007, 03:37 PM
Oh no I never said that. I almost did a chick in high school with a glass eye. It never look right. It was a different color and always looked left. Kinda strange but she was smokin.

Did it have a fish in it?

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:38 PM
fish?

kevino002
01-16-2007, 03:39 PM
all you guys seem to be dating or will only bang models, HAI is full of a bunch of BrAd PItTs!!!

stu
01-16-2007, 03:39 PM
Like those glass disco platform shoes that have fish in them.

stu
01-16-2007, 03:40 PM
I'm extremely good looking, but I'll bang all kinds of girls. Lucky them. ;)

nicklk
01-16-2007, 03:41 PM
I'm a good looking guy, and yes I am picky about who I date and have sex with....

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 03:41 PM
I dont bang fat girls. I have some standards. Sheesh...

velocity
01-16-2007, 03:41 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
fat bitches need love to dave

rmcdaniels
01-16-2007, 03:42 PM
That girl looks really young, I'd ask for ID. Or maybe I'm just really old.

smithz
01-16-2007, 03:42 PM
fish?

In her glass eye. It's a Pharcyde song reference, which was completely lost, so never mind.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:44 PM
I guess that I am a little young for that song. you on the other hand seem old enough.

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 03:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
fat bitches need love to dave

So are you volunteering to take one for the team? :D

nicklk
01-16-2007, 03:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
fat bitches need love to dave

And thats where you pick up the slack ;)

2000SiVTEC
01-16-2007, 03:46 PM
youy guys are all so full of shit it's not even funny....If she gave any one of you the opportunity you'd do her.......

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:48 PM
yeah of course. I have done worse but also better.

Weston-work
01-16-2007, 03:50 PM
youy guys are all so full of shit it's not even funny....If she gave any one of you the opportunity you'd do her.......

:werd:

velocity
01-16-2007, 03:52 PM
lol damn i saw that coming lol

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 03:52 PM
You make me sound like a desperate guy. :rofl: Now, here comes the key player in the equation. If alcohol is involved, I'd bang a girl that might be debateable. Now if I'm sober, I'm really picky on what girls I'll bang.

rmcdaniels
01-16-2007, 03:52 PM
I wouldn't do her.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:53 PM
Your 40 man! If I was 40 I wouldn't do her either.

rmcdaniels
01-16-2007, 03:56 PM
And I'm married, my wife just would not be cool about me banging Myspace chicks, although mysteriously they fail to proposition me on Myspace.

You're right about the age though, the older I get, the less drama I find myself capable of putting up with.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 03:57 PM
yeah the wife thing would be a bigger problem I think than just being 40.

Weston-work
01-16-2007, 04:00 PM
You make me sound like a desperate guy. :rofl: Now, here comes the key player in the equation. If alcohol is involved, I'd bang a girl that might be debateable. Now if I'm sober, I'm really picky on what girls I'll bang.

So, in other words, being drunk is just an excuse to stray from what's "socially acceptable" and do what you want to do.

Ferret
01-16-2007, 04:02 PM
youy guys are all so full of shit it's not even funny....If she gave any one of you the opportunity you'd do her.......

If I was wasted I'd probably try

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 04:08 PM
So, in other words, being drunk is just an excuse to stray from what's "socially acceptable" and do what you want to do.

Exactly. I'm glad you are starting to see the light.

rmcdaniels
01-16-2007, 04:08 PM
I think when she looked through the peep hole and saw this I wouldn't have to worry about it, I mean that doors just not getting opened:

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/Me.JPG

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 04:09 PM
Is that really you?

rmcdaniels
01-16-2007, 04:15 PM
Is that really you?

Sure, that's from my MySpace page:

http://www.myspace.com/80885258

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 04:18 PM
Crazy. I never knew that.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 04:33 PM
Scary.

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 04:43 PM
hahaha, this thread just keeps getting better and better.

hey nick, who knows... maybe she's posting nudes of you on the internet too.... =) cuz I know you sent her some dirty photos. it's ok though, lol... you'd only deserve it... ;) j/k

stu
01-16-2007, 04:49 PM
My exact thoughts hatchbackgirl.

I L O V E this thread. I haven't done much at work, and am extremely behind because of it.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 04:52 PM
hahaha, this thread just keeps getting better and better.

hey nick, who knows... maybe she's posting nudes of you on the internet too.... =) cuz I know you sent her some dirty photos. it's ok though, lol... you'd only deserve it... ;) j/k

Although I wouldn't care if she did post photos, because I have in the past....I'm not ashamed of my body, so I wouldnt care! BUT, I havent sent her naughty pics lol, thats the greatest thing, I keep asking her for more and she keeps sending em!

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 04:52 PM
My exact thoughts hatchbackgirl.

I L O V E this thread. I haven't done much at work, and am extremely behind because of it.

LOL, but it was worth it... right?

nicklk
01-16-2007, 04:54 PM
I'm just debating if you guys deserve the photos we will be taking tonight :D

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 05:00 PM
I deserve them as long as you're not in them.

nicklk
01-16-2007, 05:01 PM
I'll write HAI on the back of my hand, and take pics of me grabbin her tittays and such hehe

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 05:03 PM
Dew it!

stu
01-16-2007, 05:05 PM
I'd enjoy ALL the pictures that you can send to my cell phone. I'm going on a road trip to Vegas tomorrow after work and we can look at them on the way.

Hatchbackgirl: In most cases, yes it'd be worth it, but due to special circumstances, not this time.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 05:06 PM
thats funny as shit! What happens when she askes what HAI is. Are you you just going to say "my internet friends want to see you get fucked. Don't worry about."

stu
01-16-2007, 05:07 PM
That's what I plan on telling her....

nicklk
01-16-2007, 05:16 PM
thats funny as shit! What happens when she askes what HAI is. Are you you just going to say "my internet friends want to see you get fucked. Don't worry about."

I'll tell her it was a sequence of numbers on a licence plate that I saw get in a wreck on the way to her place :D

Ferret
01-16-2007, 05:35 PM
Wait.

Write "FERRET" on the back of your hands and get that in the picture, and I'll give you... fiftybux

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 05:39 PM
Wait.

Write "FERRET" on the back of your hands and get that in the picture, and I'll give you... fiftybux

Now that's a deal, lol...

Ferret
01-16-2007, 05:40 PM
Yeah, try explaining that shit

Weston
01-16-2007, 05:43 PM
hahaha, this thread just keeps getting better and better.

hey nick, who knows... maybe she's posting nudes of you on the internet too.... =) cuz I know you sent her some dirty photos. it's ok though, lol... you'd only deserve it... ;) j/k

:werd: :rofl:

nicklk
01-16-2007, 05:44 PM
Yeah, try explaining that shit

Ya, that would be a tough one.....

stu
01-16-2007, 06:18 PM
I'll explain it when I write Ferret on my hand.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 06:27 PM
BANG HER!!!!! PICS PICS: Before and after pics LOL..... i wanna see a weight difference MR pimp!

young geezer
01-16-2007, 06:46 PM
i bet he is doing her right now while we all hai waits for him to come back for teh pics.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 06:48 PM
yeah ha ha......he better knock some puonds off of her with his CRUNK JUICE.

stu
01-16-2007, 06:49 PM
BANG HER!!!!! PICS PICS: Before and after pics LOL..... i wanna see a weight difference MR pimp!

yeah ha ha......he better knock some puonds off of her with his CRUNK JUICE.


God Damnit! What the FUCK are you talking about?

Weston
01-16-2007, 06:52 PM
God Damnit! What the FUCK are you talking about?

I don't think even he knows. The only thing he knows is how to be obnoxious.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 06:59 PM
ah....... i meant as in for him too take pics before he bangs her(there's already 1 nevermind) and for him too take pics after he bangs her! 2 see if theres a weight difference from him doing her soooo good! NM you dont get it.

Zach
01-16-2007, 07:01 PM
ah....... i meant as in for him too take pics before he bangs her(there's already 1 nevermind) and for him too take pics after he bangs her! 2 see if theres a weight difference from him doing her soooo good! NM you dont get it.

Thats not even funny as a joke.... and yes I did get it.

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 07:04 PM
k move on !

royalworks
01-16-2007, 07:05 PM
Yeah man that was pretty dumb. He already said he was going to get pictures for us.

Weston
01-16-2007, 07:10 PM
ah....... i meant as in for him too take pics before he bangs her(there's already 1 nevermind) and for him too take pics after he bangs her! 2 see if theres a weight difference from him doing her soooo good! NM you dont get it.

You're bullshitting like the 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm waiting for you to say, "Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... and you feel it and ... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y15aX0Ejf1I

royalworks
01-16-2007, 07:13 PM
LOL! that was verbatem (sp)

velocity
01-16-2007, 07:24 PM
"she loved to get down... with sex all the time..."

royalworks
01-16-2007, 07:29 PM
"Me so horny....ME so STUPID!!"

nicklk
01-16-2007, 07:32 PM
I'm heading out in an hour, will come back with good product either late tonight or tommorow morning;)

velocity
01-16-2007, 07:33 PM
lol bring a decent camera maybe mario will let you use his jk

nicklk
01-16-2007, 07:37 PM
lol bring a decent camera maybe mario will let you use his jk

I'm just going to use my phone rather then bring my Rebel XT lol

It takes pretty decent, so keep an eye out for this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/1169001199.jpg

stu
01-16-2007, 07:40 PM
Tell her you were at a club (hence the writing on your hand) and another girl wanted to take you home, but you chose her instead.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 07:49 PM
that kicks ass man. see if she will let you write it on her ass and then you slap it with that hand.

stu
01-16-2007, 07:51 PM
Baby steps fellas, baby steps.

velocity
01-16-2007, 07:52 PM
:rofl: the suggestions in this thread are hilarious.

stu
01-16-2007, 07:57 PM
Fuck Kio's thread. lol

Civic-8442-
01-16-2007, 07:58 PM
Fuck Kio's thread. lol

tru that without the F word.

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 08:15 PM
tru that without the F word.

ok seriously... I didn't want to gang up on you but you are seriously getting on my nerves.

If you would just stop saying stupid shit like people have told you 1000x, we would stop telling you to shut up.

I really don't think that girl is big at all, so why do you have to make ignorant comments?

royalworks
01-16-2007, 08:16 PM
yeah what she said.

stu
01-16-2007, 08:17 PM
ok seriously... I didn't want to gang up on you but you are seriously getting on my nerves.

If you would just stop saying stupid shit like people have told you 1000x, it would be all good. Please?

It's been taken care of. I just signed everyone on HAI up for a 4 day vacation from our friend. Please send all nudes of yourself or your hot girlfriends to my phone as appreciation. PM me for my number.

Weston
01-16-2007, 08:18 PM
It's been taken care of. I just signed everyone on HAI up for a 4 day vacation from our friend.

Thank you!

stu
01-16-2007, 08:21 PM
Thank you!

Did I fucking say anything about saying "Thank you?" No, I said send nude pictures to my phone.

You're cruising buddy. ;)

hatchbackgirl
01-16-2007, 08:26 PM
Did I fucking say anything about saying "Thank you?" No, I said send nude pictures to my phone.

You're cruising buddy. ;)

Hallelujah!

after today, stu is aching for more nudie photos... he can't get enough. thanks alot nick... haha

oh, and weston... thanks for posting the 40-year old virgin video. I love that part of the movie... probably one of my faves.

Dave_L
01-16-2007, 08:39 PM
GO STU!

BTW, do you really want the wookie sending you nudes? :rofl:

s3Rv1Cet3Ch
01-16-2007, 08:42 PM
She's pretty schwag. About a 12er.

Kwando
01-16-2007, 08:44 PM
:rofl: at this thread... see if you can write | h | a | i | on your finger and as your slide it in her ass take a pic of each letter...

velocity
01-16-2007, 08:46 PM
lmao

s3Rv1Cet3Ch
01-16-2007, 08:50 PM
:rofl: at this thread... see if you can write | h | a | i | on your finger and as your slide it in her ass take a pic of each letter...

Thats horrible. LOL

royalworks
01-16-2007, 08:52 PM
no better yet put it on your dick

Weston
01-16-2007, 08:55 PM
no better yet put it on your dick

Nobody wants to see pics of that.

kio
01-16-2007, 08:55 PM
wehres these pictures? i just scimmed through 4 pages of NOTHING!

royalworks
01-16-2007, 08:57 PM
I know it was a joke.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 08:58 PM
But I don't think that he is going to take any of our suggestions because is is banging her right now.

kio
01-16-2007, 09:08 PM
LOL alright, i just caught up from page 3 through 19.

this thread is hillarious. btw nick, your a pimp.

kio
01-16-2007, 09:10 PM
LOL....nude pics too his cell phone

guess whos back.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:11 PM
I don't know know. WHO?

lagunabluek
01-16-2007, 09:18 PM
She's only 20 :o


old enough to bleed, old enough to breed my friend!

kio
01-16-2007, 09:20 PM
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed my friend!

thats a discusting mentality.

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:23 PM
think about those 12 year old girls. Your a sick man.

lagunabluek
01-16-2007, 09:27 PM
it wasnt serious! I know it was fuckin disgusting

-VTEC-
01-16-2007, 09:34 PM
guess whos back.

EDDIE? thats civic-8442-'s Brother.

kio
01-16-2007, 09:46 PM
and your omars friend.

J.Dub
01-16-2007, 09:48 PM
drop the omar discoussion its not even his real name his real name is something else i know it but im not saying it and im not his friend in anyway so dont think that

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:49 PM
sucks for omar

kio
01-16-2007, 09:50 PM
who cares if his name is omar or not?

J.Dub
01-16-2007, 09:52 PM
anyway nick is getting some phun as we argue about fag boy but oh well

-VTEC-
01-16-2007, 09:53 PM
and your omars friend.

No not really! i dont know him that well i know his brother better than i know him!

Zach
01-16-2007, 09:54 PM
his name is RAMO backwards, i vote thats what we should call him from now on. RAMO the Homo

royalworks
01-16-2007, 09:54 PM
I sure hope he comes back with HAI written on her ass, That would be great.

kio
01-16-2007, 09:55 PM
his name is RAMO backwards, i vote thats what we should call him from now on. RAMO the Homo

;ScratchHe i vote for free cotton candy.

kio
01-16-2007, 09:55 PM
I sure hope he comes back with HAI written on her ass, That would be great.

AMEN.

J.Dub
01-16-2007, 09:56 PM
yeah hahaha that would be so funny

nicklk
01-17-2007, 02:28 AM
Just got back http://smiliesftw.com/x/idhitit.gif

Got some good pics, but they all kinda show "me" in them lol

It was DEFINATLY hard to explain why I had a huge fuckin HAI on the back of my hand LOL, tho it started wearing off by the time we got to the good stuff......

kio
01-17-2007, 02:43 AM
Just got back http://smiliesftw.com/x/idhitit.gif

Got some good pics, but they all kinda show "me" in them lol

It was DEFINATLY hard to explain why I had a huge fuckin HAI on the back of my hand LOL, tho it started wearing off by the time we got to the good stuff......

damn, i was looking forward to some good 'pwnt' pictures.

royalworks
01-17-2007, 07:02 AM
sweet. So where are the pictures that show the least of you. But you better write pwnt on them so its less gay.

Mark_H
01-17-2007, 08:47 AM
Good work...I need to get on the ball and bang some myspace whores too. I just met one chick off Myspace but she's actually older then me and cool as hell so I can't exploit her:)
Mark

royalworks
01-17-2007, 08:49 AM
Yeah older chicks rock. The young 20 year olds really have nothing to loose. well maybe their dignity.

Dave_L
01-17-2007, 08:51 AM
Myspace...legal solicitation of sex.

rmcdaniels
01-17-2007, 08:56 AM
It's only illegal if you want money for it, sluts can give it away all day perfectly legally.

smithz
01-17-2007, 09:17 AM
Just got back http://smiliesftw.com/x/idhitit.gif

Got some good pics, but they all kinda show "me" in them lol

It was DEFINATLY hard to explain why I had a huge fuckin HAI on the back of my hand LOL, tho it started wearing off by the time we got to the good stuff......

So what excuse did you end up using?

rmcdaniels
01-17-2007, 09:29 AM
"Shut the fuck up, whore."

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:33 AM
So what excuse did you end up using?

Told her that I needed to remember a sequence of numbers for a serial number on a treadmill at work lol.......then she said, "thats why you write it small on the palm of your hand, not big and bulky on the back of your hand" hahah!

It was frustrating because the chick is freakin open as shit on text and AIM, but in person she was super quiet so I had to work a while to get some shit out of here!

royalworks
01-17-2007, 09:36 AM
LOL! And you wrote it all perfect and square thats the funny part.

Conrad
01-17-2007, 09:44 AM
did someone say post pics already?

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:48 AM
did someone say post pics already?

I'm workin on em;)

Dave_L
01-17-2007, 09:52 AM
...

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:54 AM
*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(16)edit.jpg

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/haiedit.jpg

Terry
01-17-2007, 09:54 AM
i hope there is no mouf to ass shots

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:56 AM
*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(4)edit.jpg

Conrad
01-17-2007, 09:56 AM
+1 for nick

STIBungy
01-17-2007, 09:56 AM
Wtf, this aint japanese porn, why you gotta cover the beef?

*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(16)edit.jpg

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/haiedit.jpg

Ferret
01-17-2007, 09:57 AM
Hahahaha
Jahdskjahdkjshakjdhkjshad
sadls

wow

Now link her to this

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:58 AM
*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(6)edit.jpg

nicklk
01-17-2007, 09:59 AM
Wtf, this aint japanese porn, why you gotta cover the beef?

Are you saying you wanna see the kawk? lol

-=[Juztin]=-
01-17-2007, 10:01 AM
Kinda remeniscient of Major HOW LOL

Dave_L
01-17-2007, 10:02 AM
I'll have to check these out when i get home.

nicklk
01-17-2007, 10:18 AM
And oh ya, she's a swallower http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bj.gif

*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(14)edit.jpg

stu
01-17-2007, 10:30 AM
Damnit! I don't have internet at home, and won't be home till Monday anyway. I can't check these at work. I want to see them!

JDM
01-17-2007, 10:33 AM
And oh ya, she's a swallower http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bj.gif

*NWS*

http://www.nicklk.com/hai/hai-(14)edit.jpg
lmfao, that is awsome... next people will be giving pearl necklaces that spell out HAI lol...

:)

-VTEC-
01-17-2007, 10:40 AM
damm..did she know you were taking pictures!
or were you just hoping not too get caught.+1 for nick

nicklk
01-17-2007, 10:41 AM
damm..did she know you were taking pictures!or were you just hoping not too get caught.+1

Read the whole thread......she wanted to take pics......

Cant really hide 16 flashes of the camera phone lol

Redteg
01-17-2007, 10:42 AM
lol This is a big step for HAI

-VTEC-
01-17-2007, 10:43 AM
does she want a set of her own pics or what LOL...?

nxbrennan
01-17-2007, 11:34 AM
Hahaha, awesome, and +1 on linking her here.

saabracr
01-17-2007, 11:49 AM
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Mad fucking props!

velocity
01-17-2007, 11:50 AM
lol nice. when you told her you wanted to take pics she said that would be hot? you should see if she would be down for a vid lol.

nicklk
01-17-2007, 11:51 AM
lol nice. when you told her you wanted to take pics she said that would be hot? you should see if she would be down for a vid lol.

I tried taking a vid with my phone LOL

But it was too dark:/

Ferret
01-17-2007, 11:54 AM
Were you laughing at all while you guys messed around? If I had "HAI" written on my hand, and read this thread beforehand, I'd be laughing so much.

nicklk
01-17-2007, 12:03 PM
Here was the attempt at a video.......LOL

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v154/nicklk/?action=view&current=01172007.flv

kio
01-17-2007, 12:06 PM
LOL

+10 for nick. you'sa'hoe!!

royalworks
01-17-2007, 12:07 PM
That is some crazy shit. Funny as hell.

HondaPower
01-17-2007, 12:13 PM
LMAOOOOOO!!! this is some funny shit... +1 Nick

hatchbackgirl
01-17-2007, 12:23 PM
Hahaha, awesome, and +1 on linking her here.

that would be totally messed up, don't do it.... she'll be scarred for life

nicklk
01-17-2007, 12:24 PM
that would be totally messed up, don't do it.... she'll be scarred for life

I wont lol, fortunatly her computer sucks ass, dont think she will ever find this site lol