Jackrabbit
01-14-2007, 09:56 PM
Texan cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his
Tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the
Next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
Waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one
Serving
Per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
Early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
Delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one
And only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to
The waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
Smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor, sometimes the
Bull wins."
Tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the
Next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
Waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one
Serving
Per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
Early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
Delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one
And only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to
The waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
Smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor, sometimes the
Bull wins."