Should DaveL keep his dude card?

[doogie06]

[Dave_L] 10:53 am: I'm not a boob guy

Please, someone help this young man out....I know the holidays are rough, people get lonely....please provide support for him, donations are excepted.

[STIBungy]

I'll donate 2 water balloons. I recommend 20 seconds in the microwave to warm them up. Please dont put them in the fridge unless you're a necrophiliac.

[Conrad]

I'll donate 2 water balloons. I recommend 20 seconds in the microwave to warm them up. Please dont put them in the fridge unless you're a necrophiliac.

:rofl:

[Deceptakhan]

I'm an ass man myself.

[doogie06]

I'm an ass man myself.

You just opened the door for many many jokes to come.

[Deceptakhan]

You just opened the door for many many jokes to come.

Oh, my goodness, I did. And you quoted it! Dammit!


poor me.

[doogie06]

I'm an ass man myself.

So is M@.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

that confirms it, DaveL's FAY!

[Conrad]

****[2genCRX] 11:20 am: no, im a pussy


man everyone is coming out the closet in chat

[Dave_L]

Hey, look what I found in doogie's side...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b23/soraferret/BloodyKnife.jpg

[doogie06]

A E-knife?

[Dave_L]

:werd:

You guys have to come get my dude card from me. I suggest you bring a small army tho.

[Brandon]

I'll bring 2 full size armies.

[Dave_L]

Armies of midgets?

[nicklk]

Smaller boobs (B/C cup) > Big Tittays

[Dave_L]

Smaller boobs (B/C cup) > Big Tittays

+1 Thank you.

[stu]

C cups aren't small.

[talice]

C cups aren't small.

THANK YOU!!!!

[nicklk]

On a 32/34 girl, they are fairly small....

[Brandon]

+1 Thank you.

+2 YOu're welcome.

Dave, Dookie, you guys working today? Less needs insurance. We'll start the bidding at $80/month. Do I hear 75? da ba bda laa di da bababa do I hear 70?

[stu]

On a 32/34 girl, they are fairly small....

If you put a C cup breast on the side of a Blue whale, it'd still fill my hand up the same way.

[Brandon]

lol and that would be neat to see too

[Dave_L]

B, yeah, I'm working today. PM me her DOB, SS#, DL# and vehicle info. I also need her last name and addy.

[Weston-work]

B, yeah, I'm working today. PM me her DOB, SS#, DL# and vehicle info. I also need her last name and addy.

Stalker!

[Dave_L]

C cups aren't small.

I prefer b and c cups. The topic in chat was referring to DD. At least thats was how I interpretted the convo.

[doogie06]

I prefer b and c cups. The topic in chat was referring to DD. At least thats was how I interpretted the convo.

It was just a convo about b00bs, next thing we know Dave is going off how he doesn't like boobies or women for that matter....

[Conrad]

It was just a convo about b00bs, next thing we know Dave is going off how he doesn't like boobies or women for that matter....

:werd:

had nothing to do with sizes... he just straight up said

he didnt like boobz!

[Dave_L]

Mother fuckers.

[Terry]

dave likes hot dogs better than boobs

[Dave_L]

dave likes hot dogs better than boobs

I'm deleting you off my friends list.

[Terry]

wtf dave noooooooooooo!

[Conrad]

wtf dave noooooooooooo!

terry is no longer "complete"

[Nate]

This is the serious corner jerks.

So, Davel had a dude card? haha, that's seriously funny. Have you seen his myspace angle pic?

[Dave_L]

Don't make me put you on my shit list too Nathan.

[Terry]

you know dave is upset when he calls people by their first names

[Weston-work]

you know dave is upset when he calls people by their first names

:werd: It's kind of like when you pissed your mom off as a kid and she calls you by your full name.

[Mario]

It's ok, Dave_L still gets more womenz than anyone here, he has special statement privileges. ;)

[Aracheon]

dave likes hot dogs better than boobs

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ferret]

serious corner is serious

[Brandon]

apparently not, on hai

[stu]

It's ok, Dave_L still gets more womenz than anyone here, he has special statement privileges. ;)

I don't remember filling out a sexual activity survey.

[kio]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/lyrical_flow/nov29gal13.jpg
































bullshit you motor boatin` son of a bitch!!
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b107/lyrical_flow/motorboat-1.gif

[Conrad]

It's ok, Dave_L still gets more womenz than anyone here, he has special statement privileges. ;)

WTF... he tapping you in t3h butt too?

[STIBungy]

Tig ol bitties FTW!!!111

[kio]

yeayuh!

[JL LGT]

HAI at it's finest! :rofl:

Natural boobiez take teh win for me.