Boy do I feel stupid

[B20badboy]

So I decide to go to chipolte for luch today. Everytime i order the guac they always say you know that is extra sir so as an imediate response I always sy yes mrs. chipolte lady i do know that. Well today they didn't say it so I said my little phrase and the lady looked at me like I was nutz.

Oh well luch still rocks!

[Ferret]

I have you beat.

Yesterday I inventoried a really expensive estate ring, and I was totally out of it, so I didn't bother to have it clean/shine/polished in the jewelry department. Earlier that day, someone said they wanted it in the show this weekend, so I was like "oh okay I'll get moving" and I got it all ready to go with a picture and shit. For some reason I thought it was Friday...

So the boss is in here looking at it, and he's like "What the hell, get this cleaned up before it goes on air", and I say in a frustrated manner, "Well the jewelers are gone for the day and Eric wants it on TV this weekend, so what the hell am I supposed to here!?"

There was like a huge, huge pause and everyone was like "uh.. take it there tomorrow, it's wednesday"

:smashfrea

[Brandon]

lol
I answer the phone here at work and sometimes when I'm really distracted I'll answer the phone and then realize it never rang.

[Ferret]

here's another:

This chick here at work that tagged jewelry was talking to another who was having an exterminator over, and they were talking about why rats stink and mice don't (something about body fluids, so you have to clean up dead rats but not mice or something), and this chick goes "Um..... I thought mice grew up into rats?"

/threadjack

[Nick_S]

lol's

[M@]

LOL. Best thread on HAI in a while. :thumbup:

[chris_venturini]

damn you fucked up bigtime
time to /yourself