Ask Conrad!!!

[Conrad]

Ok because i am a netevangelist and have all the answers to everything known to man... bring your questions here!

[M@]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[stu]

How did you manage to turn your wheel and run over that Saturn Ion Redline if you had the front locker on?

[Conrad]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[Conrad]

How did you manage to turn your wheel and run over that Saturn Ion Redline if you had the front locker on?

silly questions...

Im trail rated bitch!

[M@]

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
You're the first person that I've asked that that has actually answered it correctly. :thumbup:

[M@]

Why does Nasty Boy ImportzzzZZz suck so bad?

[kevino002]

Solve for me, hint= you would be the first to do so...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/kevino002/equation1.gif

Thanks for all your help "O" Great one.

P.S. I get to keep the $100,000.00 prise for the anwser.

[M@]

P.S. I get to keep the $100,000.00 prise for the anwser.
Hopefully he can answer you so you can take that $100k and take a few Engrish courses. :rofl:

[kevino002]

Hopefully he can answer you so you can take that $100k and take a few Engrish courses. :rofl:

Spealing iz fo chumps!!

[M@]

:D

[ryanman]

Should I sell my house and move back to CO?

[twistedimage]

no not at all^^^^^

please dont!!11!!!!!!11!

[Conrad]

Why does Nasty Boy ImportzzzZZz suck so bad?

retarded ricers are always at battle with other retarded ricers

[Conrad]

Solve for me, hint= you would be the first to do so...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/kevino002/equation1.gif

Thanks for all your help "O" Great one.

P.S. I get to keep the $100,000.00 prise for the anwser.

The answer is smoke t3h chronic and all will be better!

[Conrad]

Should I sell my house and move back to CO?

No, because we already have a M@ here!

[ryanman]

no not at all^^^^^

please dont!!11!!!!!!11!

Why? Afraid of seeing Cobra taillights?

[ryanman]

No, because we already have a M@ here!

I'm not a M@, I back up my mouth and show up to my call outs. :guns:

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Is Malcolm X your brother?

[Conrad]

=-;634309']Is Malcolm X your brother?

No but I am your father.... and you should let me drive the Z

[M@]

I'm not a M@, I back up my mouth and show up to my call outs. :guns:
I show up to my call outs.

[Conrad]

I show up to my call outs.

The crystal ball remembers a wookie call out at dave's!

[M@]

Except for that one. :(

[Conrad]

Only serious questions please... :rofl:

[M@]

Can you "pregnate" (:rofl:) a girl from IDB? :D

[vince]

Can a glass bottom boat sink?

[kevino002]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you, what it is????

[ryanman]

Can you "pregnate" (:rofl:) a girl from IDB? :D

Apparently so, worked on yer mom and you made it here, soooo.....

[M@]

Word.. good point.

[floored4door]

What is the third word?

hungry.

[kevino002]

hungry.

Nope, good guess.

[M@]

How is that a good guess if you clearly said "hungry and angry"? :rofl:

[M@]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you, what it is????
You typed this up wrong, but that answer is supposed to be "language". This is how you're supposed to type it:
Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in "the English language." What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

[Conrad]

Can you "pregnate" (:rofl:) a girl from IDB? :D

like already stated comment.... luckily for you.

[Conrad]

Can a glass bottom boat sink?

only if you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the ocean.

[Weston]

What is pi, to the 391,474,295,108th digit?

[Conrad]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you, what it is????

http://www.alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxwordse.html

[Conrad]

What is pi, to the 391,474,295,108th digit? = 22/7

[slowfocusguy]

Shelby Charger?

[Weston]

= 22/7

Nope... 22/7 is only an estimation. It's nowhere near precise enough to accurately calculate pi to the 391,474,295,108th digit. I thought you were supposed to be "Cornrad The Great", but instead I find that you're just "Cornrad The Googler". :(

[Weston]

Let's see if you can Google this one...

There are 5 people of different nationalities living on a street with a row of five houses, and each house has a different color. Each person drinks a different kind of beverage, has a different kind of pet, and smokes a different brand of cigar.

The Brit has the red house.
The Swede has dogs as pets.
The Dane likes tea.
The green house is left of the white house.
The owner of the green house likes coffee.
The man who smokes Pall Mall has birds.
The person in the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house in the center drinks milk.
The Norwegian resides in the 1st house.
The guy who smokes Blends lives next to the person that keeps cats.
The man who has horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker.
The Blue Master smoker drinks beer.
The German guy smokes Prince.
The Norwegian is next to the blue house.
The guy who smokes Blends has a neighbor that drinks water.

Who has the fish?

[Weston]

That's not nearly enough. Conrad still has a long way to go...

[Conrad]

Nope... 22/7 is only an estimation. It's nowhere near precise enough to accurately calculate pi to the 391,474,295,108th digit. I thought you were supposed to be "Cornrad The Great", but instead I find that you're just "Cornrad The Googler". :(

your right but its the only usable estimation that man really uses...

and only architectuals use it... lol

[Conrad]

That's not nearly enough. Conrad still has a long way to go...

your question sucks... next.

[STIBungy]

Ze German has ze fish!

[JL LGT]

Who has the fish?
Before.... ze Germans get here?

edit: Damnit Hung!

[Weston]

Ze German has ze fish!

Damnit, Hung... Cornrad was supposed to try, and fail, to figure it out for himself, then go cry in the corner. I even changed up the words so it would be harder to Google. I suppose it's still kind of well known though.

[JL LGT]

Damnit, Hung... Cornrad was supposed to try, and fail, to figure it out for himself, then go cry in the corner. I even changed up the words so it would be harder to Google. I suppose it's still kind of well known though.

Well known? I actually went through the process of solving it! Damnit.

[STIBungy]

Hehehe, yeah, you gotta write it out, erase alot, shuffle everything around until it all matches the description. :D

[Conrad]

Damnit, Hung... Cornrad was supposed to try, and fail, to figure it out for himself, then go cry in the corner. I even changed up the words so it would be harder to Google. I suppose it's still kind of well known though.

See i didnt make this thread to answer stupid riddles, or your homework. This is a thread for those who need clarity in their lives.

The only thing that this tells me is that Weston is a bitter old man who doesnt get laid enough. You can see his intent was negitive to start. Maybe one day him and his electric shaver will be motovated enough to go find womenz!

[Weston]

Well known? I actually went through the process of solving it! Damnit.

It's known as "Einstein's Puzzle".


See i didnt make this thread to answer stupid riddles, or your homework. This is a thread for those who need clarity in their lives.

I see... so that's why you've been getting all the highly serious questions that you have been. :rolleyes:

[M@]

Conrad, I already answered the "-gry" puzzle. You suck.

[Conrad]

BUMP

[Weston-work]

What's the difference between Conrad and a rock?








































The rock is smarter. :rofl:

[Ferret]

Conrad,

What is the easiest way to steal a Honda?

[Conrad]

Whats the difference between M@ and Weston













































































M@ knows more about the womenz!

[Conrad]

Conrad,

What is the easiest way to steal a Honda?

Slap M@ like a hoe and take it.

[Weston-work]

I know that most of them are hoars... that's all I need to know. ;)

[2genCRX]

Chockpugry :rofl:

[Conrad]

BUMP!

[M@]

If I win the lottery, will you be willing to earn $50k?

[jackmode9316]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris?
All of it!

[M@]

Fail.

[Conrad]

If I win the lottery, will you be willing to earn $50k?

For one you never will, two... you will buy 16 POS cars and break them all. And if you came around with 50K I would beat you up and take it from you.

[M@]

...and still be faster than all your cars. :rofl:

[Minotaur]

Oh Conrad the great;

Bless me with the wisdom to be able to decide between the Amon Amarth concert and the Killswitch/Lamg of God/Devildriver concert.

[Conrad]

...and still be faster than all your cars. :rofl:

nun o my cars are meant to be fast...

[Conrad]

Oh Conrad the great;

Bless me with the wisdom to be able to decide between the Amon Amarth concert and the Killswitch/Lamg of God/Devildriver concert.

Killswitch/Lamg of God/Devildriver concert FTW!!!! I was wanting tics also.

[Minotaur]

And another one.

Concrad

Please tell me the history of photolithography.

[Minotaur]

Killswitch/Lamg of God/Devildriver concert FTW!!!! I was wanting tics also.
I saw Dethklok last night and now I'm all excited for metal concert season. Amon Amarth will be just as good at half the price.....


But Devildriver is my favorite EVAR. I don't even really like Killswitch.
Maybe I'll jsut get a hotel and see both back to back (terrific after-finals party!!!)

[M@]

nun o my cars are meant to be fast...

Excuses.

[Conrad]

And another one.

Concrad

Please tell me the history of photolithography.

Was created to use 2 dimensional constructs on silicon wafers to create early integrated circuits... Later developments have led to 3 dimensional layering techniques to allow for more advanced semi conductor assembly.

[Minotaur]

What's the best way to collect debts??

Shit, I could come up with these all day...

Was created to use 2 dimensional constructs on silicon wafers to create early integrated circuits... Later developments have led to 3 dimensional layering techniques to allow for more advanced semi conductor assembly. I need the history, not a definition.

[Conrad]

Excuses.

How so... I race you at bandimere if you race me up carnage canyon?

I believe I still hold a faster bandi time than you.....

[Conrad]

What's the best way to collect debts??

Shit, I could come up with these all day...

Send Doogie the enforcer...

[Minotaur]

How so... I race you at bandimere if you race me up carnage canyon?

I believe I still hold a faster bandi time than you..... I've heard that's a good 4-wheel trail... how big of rig do you have to have? My toy isn't too big but it's a 22RE so it likes the trails.

[Conrad]

What's the best way to collect debts??

Shit, I could come up with these all day...

I need the history, not a definition.

Do you want photo lithography... or the actual basis of lithography in use of circuit design?

[Conrad]

I've heard that's a good 4-wheel trail... how big of rig do you have to have? My toy isn't too big but it's a 22RE so it likes the trails.

www.myspace.com/anoyd540

[Minotaur]

Do you want photo lithography... or the actual basis of lithography in use of circuit design? Circuit board printing.. I don't know how to make 5 pages out of just process.

[Conrad]

that answer would cost money...