Just a FYI - *NWS*

[ryanman]

You're welcome.

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Also be sure to always use an additonal form of contraceptive, such as a fake name.

[nicklk]

There must be more to this story.....soooo

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[M@]

:shiver:

BAN!

[TheJackal]

Whats that thing that looks like a doughnut? I dont think I use those..

[Slow96GSR]

It is chewing gum.

[ryanman]

There must be more to this story.....soooo

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There is but I'm not gonna go into it, lol. Just think about it for a few and you'll realize what I did last night.

[M@]

Got fucked in the ass?

[ryanman]

No, I was the giver, not the receiver. Long story short, me and g/f went to party, I didn't have a costume, everyone told me to be the UPS man (I work for UPS) and I have a couple sweet brown uniforms, so I put it on and went to the party, this chick there said she'd always wanted to fuck a UPS man so she came home with me and my g/f and you can imagine the rest of the story by using the first post as a reference.

[M@]

Shut the hell up. You are so full of shit. Ugh.

[Weston]

No, I was the giver, not the receiver. Long story short, me and g/f went to party, I didn't have a costume, everyone told me to be the UPS man (I work for UPS) and I have a couple sweet brown uniforms, so I put it on and went to the party, this chick there said she'd always wanted to fuck a UPS man so she came home with me and my g/f and you can imagine the rest of the story by using the first post as a reference.

I'll finish the story for you... after you got home, you all went out in your speedboat, mooned the guys filming "Deadliest Catch", got back home and made a porno in your SRT-8, then you spotted a bear that was a little too close for comfort (which just happened to look a lot like a tree), so you blasted him with your fully automatic AK-47, then space aliens appeared and attempted to seduce you, but they were too fat for you, so you ran into your magical barn of enchantments, which was protected by an extra-strength forcefield that you had salvaged out of the Romulan Warbird that crashed down the street from you last week.

Did I miss anything? :D

[STIBungy]

There's this foul odor hovering over all of Alaska. It smells like....bullshit!

[smithz]

:rofl:

[Bedlam]

Did I miss anything? :D

Gotta include the Cobra and all the other racecars...duh!

[Weston]

Gotta include the Cobra and all the other racecars...duh!

Oh, yeah... they're in the barn. :D

[ryanman]

Not even close Weston.

Although she did ride in the backseat of the Cobra on the way back to my house. Being the UPS man has it's benefits sometimes.

[ryanman]

There's this foul odor hovering over all of Alaska. It smells like....bullshit!

Yeah cause it's just literally impossible to find sluts that like to do that kind of stuff.

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[smithz]

Which girl are you referring to?

[ryanman]

The chick that came home with me and my g/f. I think she's a straight up whore, never seen her before until the party, she's in the Coast Gaurd.

[POE]

ha, someone must have made a no no recently. :)

[M@]

Ryan already has AIDS.. can't get what you already have.

[ryanman]

:werd:

AIDS owns me.










She's clean, not worried about anything like that, just the getting pregnant part of it, lol.

[M@]

She's clean, not worried about anything like that, just the getting pregnant part of it, lol.

Hmmmm.... how exactly do you know that? Let me remind you what you said about 20 min. ago...

The chick that came home with me and my g/f. I think she's a straight up whore, never seen her before until the party, she's in the Coast Gaurd.

[ryanman]

We talked beforehand and I asked her crackass, most "normal" people are pretty honest about that kind of stuff. She's pretty normal other then she likes to get down.

You don't need to remind me of what I said, I know what I said.

[M@]

....yeah, that's good enough for me. I mean, 65% of the time, they're honest everytime... right?

[ryanman]

I personally have never had one backfire on me, I'm pretty picky. I don't go after the nasty bitches. If there was anything funky going on, I would've known. She's a pretty cool chick and pretty honest from what I could tell. Everything is cool.

[M@]

You positive Ryan? I think you're starting to worry now. Ryan has the clap! Let's all point and laugh.

[ryanman]

I'm not worried about anything. If she had anything somebody would've said something to me at the party, everyone knew what was going on and alot of people that were there know her.

[M@]

Yet strangely enough, you'd never met her before, and you magically know everyone else.

[POE]

party foul... ;)

[ryanman]

Yet strangely enough, you'd never met her before, and you magically know everyone else.

Well when there are 3-4 thousand (or more, not sure) active duty coast gaurd people on base, it's kinda hard to know everybody, I do know alot of them though. I AM the UPS man, I deliver everywhere.

[ryanman]

Someone give minimonster a call so he can take care of M@ for me.

[M@]

Ohhh Ryan man got caught lying. Again.

[M@]

Imagine that.

[ryanman]

Got caught where? One day you'll get lucky enough to have a 3-some. Me saying that I don't know every single soul on the USCG base makes me a liar? STFU already.

[M@]

I had my first 3-some when I was 18 (I swear on my mother's grave).. but, ok.

[ryanman]

That's cool, my first one was earlier this year, I was deprived.

[M@]

I just got lucky. *shrug*

[Jackrabbit]

Die in a fire.