Chris_V is wanted by the Arapahoe County Sheriff

[Weston-work]

Sheriff's deputies are searching for a man who steals prescription drugs while visiting open houses.
...
about 5 feet 9 inches tall and 180 pounds. He has short dark hair and is described as looking like "Tom Cruise."

http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=5c0fda88-0abe-421a-007a-3d2e193903d5&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

[chris_venturini]

too bad im much taller than that

[M@]

Must be me. I look like a much more handsome version of T. Cruise though.

[Mario]

It'd be much funnier if it said:

He has given realtors two different names: Doug Venturini and Chris Hoffman.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

ahahahaha!