Proposal: Official HAI Racing Competition

[DrJones]

A lot of people here talk about their driving skills, but who really has the balls to back it up?

Having skill isn't just picking the best ride and memorizing the track. Real skills come from being able to mushroom out of a drift around a curve dodging banana peels and turtle shells.

Thus, I propose we have a Mario Kart DS tournament. If you have a DS, post your friend code here and let's organize some practice matches and see who's down. If you don't have a DS, get off your cheap ass and drop the $130 to buy one.

It's 100% legal and a 100% fair. We all have access to the same rides, the only thing that matters is individual driving skill.

Mario Kart DS Friend Codes
* Dr. Jones - 068794 / 670172

[chris_venturini]

Paul, dont make me bust out the 64 and beat you.

[DrJones]

Paul, dont make me bust out the 64 and beat you.

This is for the DS. Real men race on the DS. Why? Because we aren't affraid to take on anyone (even those psycho's from Japan), anytime, anyplace.

[chris_venturini]

ill take you on anytime anyplace, as long as that place is where i live and the time is when its convenient for me.

[Weston-work]

If you don't have a DS, get off your cheap ass and drop the $130 to buy one.

I already spent all of my money on gasoline. Someone told me that it's good to give greedy oil companies more of my money, if it means that I'll have less to spend on things that I don't need. ;)

:D

[DrJones]

I already spent all of my money on gasoline. Someone told me that it's good to give greedy oil companies more of my money, if it means that I'll have less to spend on things that I don't need. ;)

:D

So what you are saying is that the eFamous Weston, who has a picture of his car on the track in his sig, is afraid that his driving skills can't keep up?

This is a smart idea. Real gas costs money. Think of it this way, you can work on your driving skills without paying the big bad oil companies who have more than enough money.

[chris_venturini]

thats it, mario kart drive off at my place!

[DrJones]

thats it, mario kart drive off at my place!

See, that would require me to leave work to beat you. If you had a DS like all the cool people do, then I could beat you from here.

[Weston-work]

So what you are saying is that the eFamous Weston, who has a picture of his car on the track in his sig, is afraid that his driving skills can't keep up?

This is a smart idea. Real gas costs money. Think of it this way, you can work on your driving skills without paying the big bad oil companies who have more than enough money.

Damnit! I have no come-back for that, other than the fact that I'm cheap... :( I already have a PSP, which is far superior, anyway... there are just hardly any games for it.

[chris_venturini]

See, that would require me to leave work to beat you. If you had a DS like all the cool people do, then I could beat you from here.
or is it cause you are afraid of spending all that money on gas to race me?

[DrJones]

Damnit! I have no come-back for that, other than the fact that I'm cheap... :( I already have a PSP, which is far superior, anyway... there are just hardly any games for it.

Do you prefer quantity to quality?

It's worth getting one just to be able to sit at McDonald's and race against people.

[stu]

Dr. Jones lives close to us anyway Chris.

[M@]

Forza > Mario Kart

[Weston-work]

Ruining a real car > Forza > Mario Kart :D

Forza and Mario Kart don't really compare though. Mario Kart is more about playing dirty.

[M@]

If you wanna play dirty, arrange a date with Doogie's sister. I'm talking about simulation driving. ;)

[Loud_Scott]

Paul, dont make me bust out the 64 and beat you.

i vote we make it Mario Kart GP, the arcade version.
Mario Kart GP you can be PacMan! -- only problem is the closest place i've found with the machines is GameWorks in Vegas.......

I've got all the other versions, besides DS, and roxxor at them....
Mario Kart Meet!!