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celica man
07-27-2006, 10:29 AM
life isnt always about who has the nicest house or cars, its about making yourself happy. you should live life for yourself, not for what other people might think of you.
post life lessons you have come to realize.
robstamina
07-27-2006, 10:31 AM
treat whores like queens
and treat queens like whores..
-=[Juztin]=-
07-27-2006, 10:45 AM
why give when you can always just take
PePe240sx
07-27-2006, 10:47 AM
If you hate the place you live in a lot, plan your move and leave.
That's what I'm doing :D
ChewiSi
07-27-2006, 10:47 AM
don't get the clap
ryanman
07-27-2006, 10:51 AM
Karma is a bitch.
I've got some, but I'll have to get back to this thread.
How about this for the time being?
Never let someone's possessions determine how you feel about who they are or the way they act.
Loud_Scott
07-27-2006, 10:52 AM
Don't eat the big blue mint.....
celica man
07-27-2006, 10:57 AM
dont let a little despute destroy a great friendship
Conrad
07-27-2006, 10:59 AM
Never fight Dave in a drunken plastic knife fight!
Mario
07-27-2006, 11:01 AM
Never give your significant other a baby chicken.
PePe240sx
07-27-2006, 11:02 AM
dont let a little despute destroy a great friendship
Werd!
sbiggi
07-27-2006, 11:02 AM
"It isnt about pussy juice cocktails, dirty sanchez, or shit stain balls...... its about love"
Conrad
07-27-2006, 11:03 AM
"It isnt about pussy juice cocktails, dirty sanchez, or shit stain balls...... its about love"
:rofl:
Dave_L
07-27-2006, 11:52 AM
DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK! and then RAM IT IN!
JL LGT
07-27-2006, 11:57 AM
"It isnt about pussy juice cocktails, dirty sanchez, or shit stain balls...... its about love"
BwuahAHaHaaha!
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Setting financial goals aside (like retirement investing).... don't plan too far ahead. Shit does in fact happen!
Take your time, work from the now and try to deal with the problems with a calm responsibility... unlike me.
"It isnt about pussy juice cocktails, dirty sanchez, or shit stain balls...... its about love"
:rofl:
Live your life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds or less, you're free.
It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.
PePe240sx
07-27-2006, 12:32 PM
If You Ain't Outta Control, You Ain't In Control
chris_venturini
07-27-2006, 01:46 PM
choose your friends wisely and maintain the good ones
robstamina
07-27-2006, 02:49 PM
2 in the pink 1 in the stink!
Weston-work
07-27-2006, 03:10 PM
Never let someone's possessions determine how you feel about who they are or the way they act.
:werd:
And...
If you're greedy and always on the hunt for something better, you'll never be satisfied or appreciate what you already have, no matter how great it is.
Money and possessions don't buy happyness... People just think that they do, until they have them.
With work/jobs: A little bit of somethin' is better than a whole lot of nothin.
On life: When you hit rock bottom, there's only one direction to go; back up.
smithz
07-27-2006, 03:11 PM
Money and possessions don't buy happyness... People just think that they do, until they have them.
Amen to that.
chris_venturini
07-27-2006, 03:13 PM
money cant make you happy, but boost can.
robstamina
07-27-2006, 03:15 PM
:werd:
And...
If you're greedy and always on the hunt for something better, you'll never be satisfied or appreciate what you already have, no matter how great it is.
Money and possessions don't buy happyness... People just think that they do, until they have them.
soooo true it seems like the richer people are the more uptight they are...
here's another one
you don't know what you got til it's gone..
Weston-work
07-27-2006, 03:16 PM
soooo true it seems like the richer people are the more uptight they are...
here's another one
you don't know what you got til it's gone..
:werd: and :werd:
Dave_L
07-27-2006, 03:31 PM
If you're greedy and always on the hunt for something better, you'll never be satisfied or appreciate what you already have, no matter how great it is.
I think this can be good in some cases. I know this one applies to me on some things. Its been good and bad.
You guys want a life lesson? Take this lesson and learn it, then apply it.
Get the fuck out of my face!
Conrad
07-27-2006, 03:55 PM
I think this can be good in some cases. I know this one applies to me on some things. Its been good and bad.
I agree a little bit... but its a fine line between always having goals and complasivness
robstamina
07-27-2006, 04:22 PM
get busy living or get busy dying...
Martian
07-27-2006, 06:11 PM
"If you don't know where you came from, you'll never know where you're going"
from my Grandfather
get busy living or get busy dying...
Kick ass movie, kick ass quote!
PePe240sx
07-27-2006, 06:21 PM
Never fuck with Georgetown.
Never fuck with Georgetown.
Hmmm...?
smithz
07-27-2006, 06:35 PM
Kick ass movie, kick ass quote!
Muthafuckin :werd:
Weston
07-27-2006, 07:50 PM
This one is for forum and David...
Never get drunk and pass out at a HAI party... you'll wake up to find cheetos in your ears, hot dogs in your mouth, and STIBungy touching you in your no-no place.
:D
hatchbackgirl
07-27-2006, 08:54 PM
STIBungy touching you in your no-no place.
:D
LOL, wtf?
I've learned that you should never work with family.
Kwando
07-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Two wrongs don't make it right... but it sure as hell makes it even!
ryanman
07-27-2006, 11:54 PM
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
Deltron_3030
07-27-2006, 11:58 PM
I got your back but you better watch your front cause its the people that front they be pullin stunts.
Tonnerre
07-28-2006, 12:14 AM
If at first you do not susceed, try try try again. Also who every said pussy is pussy has been one lucky SOB.
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days in a row and doesn't die.
PePe240sx
07-28-2006, 12:35 AM
Don't shit where you eat.
Terry
07-28-2006, 09:02 AM
If there is no grass on the field then play in the mud
BluByU
07-28-2006, 09:54 AM
Don't get carried away, you might have to walk back.
Jackrabbit
07-28-2006, 11:58 AM
Take care of yourself when you're young, or someone else will have to when you're older.
Tonnerre
07-28-2006, 07:03 PM
What does not kill you only makes you stronger.
ryanman
07-29-2006, 02:39 AM
What does not kill you only makes you stronger.
except motorcycles.......
JL LGT
07-29-2006, 02:46 AM
What does not kill you only makes you stronger.
You mean "What or whom does not kill you today... may very well do it tomorrow!"
S15SiLVia
07-29-2006, 03:24 AM
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you got yourself a fishing buddy.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you got yourself a fishing buddy.
haha! That is freaking awesome.
JL LGT
07-29-2006, 04:06 AM
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you got yourself a fishing buddy.
Is that how it began?
I was always told... "Give a man a 12 pack of beer, he'll drink for one night. Show him where the beer is.. and he'll be good for life!"
S15SiLVia
07-29-2006, 04:07 AM
:shrugs: beer or fish. both are good!
JL LGT
07-29-2006, 04:08 AM
Why not beer AND fish?
S15SiLVia
07-29-2006, 04:08 AM
that works too.
JL LGT
07-29-2006, 04:11 AM
While sitting at camp during hunting season.... refrain from using your fire-arms simply because some drunk jack-ass (couple of em) fire off their nickel plated sissy pistol because you're running your generator (quiet one too).
It could in fact lead to more trouble!
S15SiLVia
07-29-2006, 04:31 AM
When you're about to fight with a stranger, walk a mile in their shoes. ...that way when you are gonna fight, you're a mile ahead and you have their shoes.
smithz
07-29-2006, 06:44 AM
People in glass houses sink ships.
FUCK!!! ASS!!!
Aracheon
07-29-2006, 08:21 AM
^^^^^^
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
THAT, is fucking classic!
Kwando
07-29-2006, 09:09 AM
don't trust your girlfriend / wife with anyone, not even your best friend...
Terry
07-29-2006, 11:05 AM
"Never give a girl all your love or all your money"
More money, more problems.
ryanman
07-29-2006, 03:20 PM
More money, more problems.
Notorious BIG would bitchslap you for saying it like that.
It's "Mo' money, Mo' problems".
Kwando
07-29-2006, 11:42 PM
Notorious BIG would bitchslap you for saying it like that.
It's "Mo' money, Mo' problems".
damn white people
Nightfall
07-30-2006, 01:55 AM
The grass is always greener on the otherside.
Classic
Notorious BIG would bitchslap you for saying it like that.
It's "Mo' money, Mo' problems".
He's dead.
I said more money, more problems. I'm white. Deal with it.
ryanman
07-30-2006, 03:41 AM
Notice I said he "WOULD" bitchslap you meaning if he was here.
honda1982
07-30-2006, 05:47 AM
Life's a BITCH, so you gotta FUCK IT.
honda1982
07-30-2006, 05:49 AM
Forest Gump....my mama told me. "life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you gonna get"
honda1982
07-30-2006, 05:51 AM
The future is uncertain but I'm damn sure who's holding it.
honda1982
07-30-2006, 05:59 AM
Don't bring a KNIFE to a GUN fight
Where sense is lacking, nonsense runs amok.
Tonnerre
07-30-2006, 08:20 AM
Mistakes do not define my character, The build me strength.
Conrad
07-30-2006, 08:37 AM
Mistakes do not define my character, The build me strength.
Your mistakes make you look like a retard
Even after you've been dating a girl long enough to let her know how you feel, just don't do it everyday because you'll become her pet peeve and she'll really start to hate your mere prescense.
Learn how to spell prescense.
Beater114
07-30-2006, 11:33 AM
"Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind."
-One of the best bands of the century...Tool.
Beater114
07-30-2006, 11:38 AM
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-Abe Lincoln
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