floored4door
07-25-2006, 09:33 AM
> A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
>dining room table:
>
>
>
>To My Dear Wife,
>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
>being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
>I
>value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
>that you
>will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
>with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
>upset -I
>shall be back home before midnight."
>
>When the man came home late that night, he found the following
>letter on the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband,
>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
>being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
>that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local
>college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
>at the
>Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
>tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
>old.
>As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
>Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although
>with one
>small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
>18.
>Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."
:D
>dining room table:
>
>
>
>To My Dear Wife,
>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you,
>being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
>I
>value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
>that you
>will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
>with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
>upset -I
>shall be back home before midnight."
>
>When the man came home late that night, he found the following
>letter on the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband,
>I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
>being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
>that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local
>college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
>at the
>Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
>tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
>old.
>As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
>Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although
>with one
>small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
>18.
>Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."
:D