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floored4door
07-25-2006, 09:23 AM
Water and Wine Education

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli or E. coli bacteria fround in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine - or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors - because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop; drink WINE!! It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day....

:rofl:

blackciv4
07-25-2006, 09:24 AM
NICE! No more water for me!

Terry
07-25-2006, 09:25 AM
Awesome. I only drink bottled water anways

Dave_L
07-25-2006, 09:26 AM
Kick ass. Drunkism has just been justified.

M@
07-25-2006, 09:28 AM
Yesss! Poop!