Little Bastard!!!!!!!

[Conrad]

Ok so I'm working on my lawn this last Sunday, when this little white trash kid comes by and asks if he could help for a little money so he could buy a video game or some shit. I tell him sure... He than says he can work for about 3 hours and then he would have to leave for an hour and than he could come back. I tell him ill give him 20 to 30 bucks depending on how much we get done. So we work for about an hour and a half. In this time he has asked to use the phone like 3 times, he's asked for water about 5 and asks for ice no less... I don't have ice so why would you fucker. Anyway at the hour and half mark he tells me he has to leave but he will come back in a bit to finish some weed pulling! Well I give the kid 20 bucks and tell him I would have more for him the next day if he wanted more work. He says yes. Well I go to work, feeling bad that I can't help the kid with the weeds. Well I get home that night and see that nothing is done. So I'm pissed that the little fucker stiffed me. Today though the fucker comes with his mom, She starts bitching that I told her brat I would pay him 30 instead of 20. I proceed to tell her that he said that he said that he could work for about 3 hours And he said that he would come back and finish while I was gone.



Anyway I tell her to kiss my ass.


Kids these days...

Whatever happen to babysitters who got paid 10 bucks for sitting all night. Now they want like 10 an hour. I used to mow lawns for a few bucks each now they want 25.

Little bastards!

[Kwando]

you should have thrown feces at him and his mom

[2fastNturn]

you should have thrown feces at him and his mom

Yes, you must fling poo.

[Weston]

Yes, you must fling poo.

:werd: It's the only way to defend your honor!

[Terry]

Funniest thread i have ever read :)

[STIBungy]

The only way to discipline his mother woulda been...*drum roll*...IDB!

[Conrad]

Poo flingage! Check!

[M@]

Was the mom hot..?

[Kwando]

call that bitch back and take a pic of her...

[smithz]

Was the mom hot..?
Hahahahaha, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Answer the fucking question! :D

[Conrad]

Na she looked like rosanne barr

[ryanman]

Should've kicked her in the bawls.

[SlamMan]

What did that bitch say when you told her how much work her kid actually did?

[STIBungy]

Wait until school starts again and steal the kid's lunch money everyday until you get your money back.

[Conrad]

What did that bitch say when you told her how much work her kid actually did?
She said "well you shouldn't have told him you would pay him 30, and when I tried to her exaclty what I said she stormed off.

[Conrad]

Wait until school starts again and steal the kid's lunch money everyday until you get your money back.
*chris tucker voice* OH SHIT ITS BIG WORM

[Slow96GSR]

Lets go whale hunting for the great white whale!

[robstamina]

same thing happened to me when I tried to "pay off" the local motorized scooter gang..

These little foo's make there pipes louder and are about as annoying as 50 lawnmowers buzzing around my house int the wee hours of the morn..

Basically they ride them at 7am on Sat and Sun. greatly decreasing my hungover bueaty sleep..

I ran out there after this goes on for months and tried to blackmail them..

I told the "leader" of the pre pub scooter gang that I would give each of the 4 of them 5$ if they would ride their loud ass scooters after noon or do it somewhere else..they did and I didn't see them for a couple weeks until an angry white trash mom is banging on my door with about 6 pre pub scooter gang members..

mom,"so we lived up to our side of the bargin to stop riding in the mornings"
me," are you the leader of this "gang""
mom,"yeah they told me that you would pay each of them 5$ if they stopped doing it around your house"
me," yeah I did but there is a couple extra Members here it seems"
mom,"well whats it going to be"
me:"are you threatening me that if I don't pay they are going to start up the early morning annoyance that me and the rest of the neighborhood can't stand"
mom."yep"
me:"get the F out of here you bleep bleep bleep"


so next day 7 in the morn they were using my street as there personal drag strip..

so I called the cops and they got warnings for having too loud of a device and not wearing helmets..

I called the cops the next weekend and some of them got ticketed!!!

I can't believe that this actually happened...

[M@]

Hahahhaa. You should have pushed them all over while wearing a ski mask.

[Conrad]

same thing happened to me when I tried to "pay off" the local motorized scooter gang..

These little foo's make there pipes louder and are about as annoying as 50 lawnmowers buzzing around my house int the wee hours of the morn..

Basically they ride them at 7am on Sat and Sun. greatly decreasing my hungover bueaty sleep..

I ran out there after this goes on for months and tried to blackmail them..

I told the "leader" of the pre pub scooter gang that I would give each of the 4 of them 5$ if they would ride their loud ass scooters after noon or do it somewhere else..they did and I didn't see them for a couple weeks until an angry white trash mom is banging on my door with about 6 pre pub scooter gang members..

mom,"so we lived up to our side of the bargin to stop riding in the mornings"
me," are you the leader of this "gang""
mom,"yeah they told me that you would pay each of them 5$ if they stopped doing it around your house"
me," yeah I did but there is a couple extra Members here it seems"
mom,"well whats it going to be"
me:"are you threatening me that if I don't pay they are going to start up the early morning annoyance that me and the rest of the neighborhood can't stand"
mom."yep"
me:"get the F out of here you bleep bleep bleep"


so next day 7 in the morn they were using my street as there personal drag strip..

so I called the cops and they got warnings for having too loud of a device and not wearing helmets..

I called the cops the next weekend and some of them got ticketed!!!

I can't believe that this actually happened...

BB gun from an upstairs window FTW!!!

[john]

That was going to be my question too. :) MILF?

Was the mom hot..?

[M@]

That was going to be my question too. :) MILF?
He already answered it.
Na she looked like rosanne barr
John, you're fired.

[smithz]

He already answered it.

John, you're fired.
Yeah, that's so like page 1 info.

:rofl:

[M@]

I'm still on page 1. 40 posts per page > factory/oem/stock/whatever settings.

[HONDA GHANDI]

Its your fault for paying him before the work was finished really. You should have asked his mom if she would expect full payment for a dick that was only half sucked. :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

same thing happened to me when I tried to "pay off" the local motorized scooter gang..

These little foo's make there pipes louder and are about as annoying as 50 lawnmowers buzzing around my house int the wee hours of the morn..

Basically they ride them at 7am on Sat and Sun. greatly decreasing my hungover bueaty sleep..

I ran out there after this goes on for months and tried to blackmail them..

I told the "leader" of the pre pub scooter gang that I would give each of the 4 of them 5$ if they would ride their loud ass scooters after noon or do it somewhere else..they did and I didn't see them for a couple weeks until an angry white trash mom is banging on my door with about 6 pre pub scooter gang members..

mom,"so we lived up to our side of the bargin to stop riding in the mornings"
me," are you the leader of this "gang""
mom,"yeah they told me that you would pay each of them 5$ if they stopped doing it around your house"
me," yeah I did but there is a couple extra Members here it seems"
mom,"well whats it going to be"
me:"are you threatening me that if I don't pay they are going to start up the early morning annoyance that me and the rest of the neighborhood can't stand"
mom."yep"
me:"get the F out of here you bleep bleep bleep"


so next day 7 in the morn they were using my street as there personal drag strip..

so I called the cops and they got warnings for having too loud of a device and not wearing helmets..

I called the cops the next weekend and some of them got ticketed!!!

I can't believe that this actually happened...


Hah, I never heard this story. You handled it better than I would have. I would have started shooting at them with salt pellets or spraying the street with PAM so I could watch them eat shit.

[Kwando]

You should have asked his mom if she would expect full payment for a dick that was only half sucked. :rofl:



BWHAHA!

[robstamina]

Hah, I never heard this story. You handled it better than I would have. I would have started shooting at them with salt pellets or spraying the street with PAM so I could watch them eat shit.

spraying the street with PAM sounds like a wonderful idea..I wonder if it would work?

[HONDA GHANDI]

it would take a lot of PAM. :rofl: