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HONDA GHANDI
05-28-2006, 11:01 PM
Post all classic quotes from our very own...
Ok then exsplain how my car can do donuts going forward? There was something weird about my integra. With out the ebreaking our using the brakes?
All other posts will be clipped.
Nightfall
05-28-2006, 11:19 PM
On cross-swapping body kits:
Ok what I mean is I saw a 92+ ledgend with the Ford-SVT Ford truck. He had to do a little modifaction. Will I be able to do it with my Audi?
Nightfall
05-28-2006, 11:19 PM
Also, my sig:
Ok it is settled, I am not as big of ricer as you though i was. I can care less about the audio, the funky lights, anything in the trunk or tuneing an auto. All I do is bodykits, color and downforce.
Nightfall
05-28-2006, 11:20 PM
Also, just posted in my Legend thread:
What is a V5? Is it a mix betwean a V4 and a V6? I have heard of I5. Does it have 3 one one side and 2 on the other? or do you mean 5v(5 valves)
exciv2000
05-29-2006, 02:29 PM
On wreckless driving:
Ok, I heard that duble the speed limit is jail. You cna lose youe licence 7 times before it is Pulled for good. You do not always have to get an sr-22 if you lose your licence. I lost mine once. I recently got a speeding ticked for 66 is a 45, It cost me $240. You can try to run and you if cought you go to jail, but it does not mean that you will lose your licence right away. If you are going 70+ over and hit some one you are fucked. It is a felon. One thing that pisses me off, is speeding doe not = killing you self or some one else. Yes I speed but I do not hit anyone. I usual hit about 100 most places. I25 is great for the fact that if you got the courage, you will get away. The people that kill people are the fuck in SUVs and the people that do not know how to drive. I wonder what the stats from the autoban a highway here. I bet they have a lot less accidents there then here and they can drive as fast as they want.
95GSRB18C
05-30-2006, 09:38 AM
my sig :rofl
Nitrous still puts wear on the engine. It is not like doing an oil change.
smithz
05-31-2006, 02:26 PM
WTF?
The girl in the back of the car was a big person and the passanger was 8 months. I noticed if I have just me in the car then it hugs the ground. I only weigh about 145. If i have 2 ppl in the car it tends the through out the back a lot. If I have 3 or 4 ppl the car slides around. I have about 450 lbs of ppl in the car that night not including there shit. The most fustrating think about it is I was not going fast when it happened. Do not worrie though the baby was fine and infact she was born on my b-day. When I drive fast nothing happens, but when I go the speedlimit is when bad shit happens to me. Oh and bye the way, I do not have a girlfriend. I was helping my friends get home.
chile
06-01-2006, 08:36 AM
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WTF, I just can not win. My car in not street leagle, My bike was stolen and my rollerblades need new wheels and breaks.
HONDA GHANDI
06-16-2006, 07:18 PM
I am so bored this summer. I need something to do. I like exstream sports. I am not afraid of doing what most ppl would conside stupid. I though of maybe luge street or something like that. I am sick of halo 2, I am sick of forza and I am sick of xbox. Internet is getting real boring and The river is real low so I can not jump off the bridge. I need something to do!!! I am about to go crazy. .
90'GSR
06-23-2006, 09:53 AM
Then exsplain how this stupid smart one.
I'm new to this forum, but Tonnerre is great!
Brian
06-23-2006, 10:03 PM
I feel mixed. They is pros and cons. Drifting for speed is what I like. I do not like drifting to for show.
Wow
statik
07-25-2006, 12:07 PM
It is like sex. The faster you go the better it gets.
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Beater114
07-27-2006, 11:49 AM
Our HAI scientist!
I was wondering. Do you have more power at sea level, then you do in a plant farming aera. There is a lot of plant cell makeing O2 out there, so my thinking if if you race near a corn feild you go faster then if you race near a beach. Am I right in thinking or it the low air presure to low?
kingbobdole
08-16-2006, 01:58 AM
Exsplain how I am dumb? What I have expsperinced in life says that the statements that I say are right and have not been proven wronge for me.
ok then.
MrsGhandi
09-21-2006, 10:39 AM
I should have been dead now so many times it is not funny. But still I am.
Wow.....
MrsGhandi
09-25-2006, 09:10 AM
They just keep coming....
I am just one of those luck fucks.
ryanman
09-30-2006, 01:43 PM
Oh and by the way GTFU.
WTF?
Deceptakhan
06-16-2008, 04:37 PM
Bump.
One of our best threads ever.
jackmode9316
06-16-2008, 09:13 PM
I have never seen this before. Some of this kids quotes! Geezus!
Deceptakhan
06-16-2008, 10:09 PM
This is but a fraction of the goodness. I need to dig up the running through cornfields one will give your car more powa cause of the increased o2 output by the corn.
91taurisho
06-16-2008, 11:58 PM
This is but a fraction of the goodness. I need to dig up the running through cornfields one will give your car more powa cause of the increased o2 output by the corn.
this one? was wondering. Do you have more power at sea level, then you do in a plant farming aera. There is a lot of plant cell makeing O2 out there, so my thinking if if you race near a corn feild you go faster then if you race near a beach. Am I right in thinking or it the low air presure to low?
that was posted 9 posts above me
Deceptakhan
06-17-2008, 07:54 AM
Well then, reading owns me.
cybergreencivic
06-17-2008, 08:26 AM
Get some hooked on phonics Karl.
jackmode9316
06-17-2008, 09:31 AM
Thats like John Madded saying that players like real grass as opposed to Astro Turf because they can breathe the oxygen the grass creates.
jackmode9316
06-17-2008, 09:32 AM
No EDIT!
I meant football players.
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