Hair loss advice?

[Weston]

It seems as though my hair line is receeding, so I have come here to ask the oracle of wisdom, Tonnerre, what to do about it before I end up like this... http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/customavatars/avatar41_18.gif

Should I start rubbing corn husks on my head to supply it with more oxygen? Or should I break the 126 mph barrier and go back in time to reverse it? Or should I just sucker some chick into marrying me before she realizes what's going on? :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

Im sorry Weston. You will have to get a wig. I cant have you running around trying to be cool like me.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

I vote the 3rd :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

marry a blind chick

[stu]

Just shave your chest hair and glue it on your forehead idiot. Don't you ever watch Bevis and Butthead?

[smithz]

Just shave your chest hair and glue it on your forehead idiot. Don't you ever watch Bevis and Butthead?
Nice... :rofl:

[Dave_L]

Combover FTW! :D

[M@]

Sounds like the answer for you is doing it doggy style.

[Weston-work]

Combover FTW! :D

:rofl: Hahahah. I was going to ask Tobi if I could just have a really bad comb-over instead of a wig.

[smithz]

Take destiny into your own hands... shave it off. Then laugh in fate's face!!!

[chris_venturini]

plugs ftw?

[Weston-work]

I really wanted a Tonnerre-style solution to this, guys... :rofl:

[chris_venturini]

ok.... chia pet ftw?

[chris_venturini]

then spray paint the grass blonde and attach rain gutters to your ears to catch the run off from when you have to water it.

[smithz]

I really wanted a Tonnerre-style solution to this, guys... :rofl:
Ford Lightning front-end to permanent hat conversion?

That's just beggin to be chopped... :rofl: M@?

[Weston-work]

then spray paint the grass blonde and attach rain gutters to your ears to catch the run off from when you have to water it.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Best post ever! :D

[slowfocusguy]

Bic it or buzz it. Then again some people just dont have the head shape for this.

[M@]

^ ...............



lol.

[JL LGT]

Bic it or buzz it. Then again some people just dont have the head shape for this.
I don't quite know WTF the deal with mine is.... but it's sorta falling out and receeding a bit so I decided to start doing a #1 buzz all around.

Looks 100x better than if I let it grow out for a little while! Plus... it's all uniform and presentable.

Then again.... I'm half Samoan, so I tan easily anyway and after a few days in the sun.... the top of my dome will be tan like the rest of my face... so it doesn't look too horrible!

Oh well..... hair loss or not... I can still walk, talk and all that good shit!

[David]

I can see it now...

http://www.bristolzoo.org.uk/resources/images/Gorilla%20medium.jpg

[Weston]

I can see it now...

http://www.bristolzoo.org.uk/resources/images/Gorilla%20medium.jpg

That's a metrosexual Gorilla... I have way more chest hair than that! Less arm hair though...

[Terry]

Use monixsil or some shit like that. Worked for my room mate

[Weston]

Ugh, I posted this in The Tonnerre Tech Corner because I'm not asking for serious advice... It's not really a problem and I don't care anyway... I just want more Chia Pet style suggestions! :D

[Terry]

i didn't even read all of it :(

[myshtern]

Less arm hair though...
Pussy!

[Tonnerre]

That is what some black guys do when they go bald, I will do it if I go bald.

[Weston]

That is what some black guys do when they go bald, I will do it if I go bald.

Do what? Chia pet with rain gutters?

[Tonnerre]

OK now i am comfused.

[nxbrennan]

bahahahahaha

[M@]

Fucking kangaroos.

[Nightfall]

I hear their mensturation attracts bears!

[David]

this thread delivers