Attn: Chat Noobs!

[M@]

Beware if you are a chat noob.. THIS could be YOU!

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[M@] 2:40 pm: So Tonnerre...
[Tonnerre] 2:40 pm: yes?
[M@] 2:40 pm: How tall are you?
[STIBungy] 2:40 pm: dont ever do that again
[STIBungy] 2:40 pm: that was a nasty car
[Tonnerre] 2:40 pm: 5'10"
[Dave_L] 2:40 pm: lol
[M@] 2:40 pm: mmmm
[M@] 2:41 pm: how much do you weigh?
[Tonnerre] 2:41 pm: I weigh abut 145 lbs
[Tonnerre] 2:41 pm: I am really thin
[M@] 2:41 pm: and what color are your eyes?
[Ferret] 2:41 pm: Oh wow
[Brandon] 2:41 pm: oh my - ethipoian built
[Tonnerre] 2:41 pm: brown
[Ferret] 2:41 pm: skinny little racer boys = hot
[M@] 2:41 pm: mmmm lucious chocolate brown..
[Tonnerre] 2:41 pm: with navy on the out side
[doogie06] 2:41 pm: 2:41 pm: oh my - ethipoian built
[doogie06] 2:41 pm: lol
[B][Tonnerre] 2:41 pm: ok you are getting creepy
[M@] 2:42 pm: So... you ever down to hang out sometime?
2:42 pm: brown is the color of poop
[Brandon] 2:42 pm: and teddy bears
[oldskoolracer] 2:42 pm: not tall enough to be bin laden
[Tonnerre] 2:42 pm: No like coffe with a lot of cream
[B][M@] 2:42 pm: I wanna squeeze tonnerre like a big teddy bear.
[MrsGhandi] 2:42 pm: brandon - fun party btw
[Tonnerre] 2:42 pm: I am an oreo
2:42 pm: glad you had fun
[Brandon] 2:43 pm: i have to assume you wrote the bellering on the MR2 window?
[B][M@] 2:43 pm: Hey Tonnerre, you have any plans tonight? I was thinking maybe we could meet up and check out Lookout Mountain?
[oldskoolracer] 2:43 pm: M@ wants to put more cream in your middle
[MrsGhandi] 2:43 pm: your friends are supa-cool...especially the bellering one
[Tonnerre] 2:43 pm: fuck you
[M@] 2:43 pm: If I'm lucky. ;)
[Tonnerre] 2:43 pm: ???
[STIBungy] 2:43 pm: the ovary punching got a little out of hand
2:43 pm: yea it did, that was ri-cock-ulous
[B][M@] 2:44 pm: What's your favorite food Tonny?
[Tonnerre] 2:44 pm: Why?
[Ferret] 2:44 pm: Tonn what's wrong with lookout?
[M@] 2:44 pm: I wanna know what to make us for dinner tonight.
[MrsGhandi] 2:44 pm: I feel sorry for Tonnerre right now club
[Tonnerre] 2:45 pm: That was aswome, M@ is offial gay chat room
[Ferret] 2:45 pm: aww
[M@] 2:45 pm: :(
[Dave_L] 2:45 pm: Brandon, i have a bruise from the ovary punching
[Tonnerre] 2:45 pm: bwhahahahahahahahaha
[M@] 2:45 pm: What's wrong Tonnypoo? You mad at me?
[Dave_L] 2:45 pm: it escalated really fast
[Tonnerre] 2:45 pm: it heard to keep laughing
[MrsGhandi] 2:45 pm: it was nice to put a name with drunk face...vince
2:45 pm: that shit was gay
[Brandon] 2:46 pm: not as bad as bang-cock though
[oldskoolracer] 2:46 pm: LMAO
[oldskoolracer] 2:46 pm: dave
[B][Tonnerre] 2:46 pm: Some one need to find M@ a man
[oldskoolracer] 2:46 pm: your it tonn
[M@] 2:46 pm: Tonnerre, I thought you were..?
[Tonnerre] 2:47 pm: I am so hompobic I can not even touch myself
[Ferret] 2:47 pm: Tonn: yeah that's what he's doing :]
[Tonnerre] 2:47 pm: homophobic
[MrsGhandi] 2:47 pm: lol
[Ferret] 2:47 pm: Tonn you'd like the feeling of a man's gentle caress
[Ferret] 2:47 pm: all up on your ass
[M@] 2:47 pm: I hear Tonnerre's serving up some protein milkshakes through a meatstraw.. and man, I'm a little low on protein this week.
[oldskoolracer] 2:47 pm: i went a little too far dave on the ovarie punches sorry
[Ferret] 2:47 pm: and that man should be m@
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: Ferret you seem to know more about this then i do
[Ferret] 2:48 pm: I do >:]
[Ferret] 2:48 pm: Wanna learn?
[MrsGhandi] 2:48 pm: did you show up late eric?
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: Ferret and M@ a match mad in heavn
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: madfe
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: made
[oldskoolracer] 2:48 pm: hey tonnerre, i have some freinds that might like to hook up with you
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: Problem solved
[M@] 2:48 pm: I'm one of them..
[Tonnerre] 2:48 pm: Grils?
[Tonnerre] 2:49 pm: girls?
[oldskoolracer] 2:49 pm: yeah i was teir really late i had to finish putting an engine in a camry
[M@] 2:49 pm: Bloyz.
[Ferret] 2:49 pm: grills?
[Tonnerre] 2:49 pm: girls
[MrsGhandi] 2:49 pm: i'm bored...cya
[The Lounge]: Martian has entered at 2:49 pm
[M@] 2:49 pm: Anyone got a grill you can hook me up with?
[oldskoolracer] 2:49 pm: umm, no his name is steve, he's from san fran and he i very outgoing
[Tonnerre] 2:49 pm: sorry I keyboard, I do not look at that keys and I hit enter to soon
[Martian] 2:50 pm: cookink grill
[Dave_L] 2:50 pm: no worries eric
[oldskoolracer] 2:50 pm: barb
[M@] 2:50 pm: Hands off, bitches. Tonnerre is mine.
[Tonnerre] 2:50 pm: If I took my time I would not make so mant typos
[The Lounge]: MrsGhandi has left at 2:50 pm
[Dave_L] 2:50 pm: so are m@ and tonnerre having gay butt sex yet?
[M@] 2:50 pm: I hope so..
[oldskoolracer] 2:50 pm: SORRY MATT YOU DON'T ALWAYS GET THE FRESH MEAT
[Ferret] 2:50 pm: Dude if you don't swoop in on that Matt
[Ferret] 2:50 pm: I'm takin him
[M@] 2:51 pm: I'm tryin!
[oldskoolracer] 2:51 pm: I WAS JUST TRYING TO HOOK UP A FREIND
[Tonnerre] 2:51 pm: go wave you rainbow flag fagit
[M@] 2:51 pm: Will you hold my hand when I do?
[Ferret] 2:51 pm: Tonn let's fuckin the back of my 240 on the side off lookout mountain
[M@] 2:52 pm: Don't be afraid Tonny.. I'll support you.
[Ferret] 2:52 pm: listening to the Initial D soundtrack
[Tonnerre] 2:52 pm: you guys are sick
[M@] 2:52 pm: Ferret, care to make this a minag-e-trio (sp?)?
[Ferret] 2:52 pm: Sure thing, there's room
[STIBungy] 2:52 pm: had rather have some asian in him
[M@] 2:52 pm: oooo
[Dave_L] 2:53 pm: I thought you were happy tonnerre?
[Dave_L] 2:53 pm: maybe you should do drugs
[Tonnerre] 2:53 pm: Um Honda ghandi can you put an end to this plz.
[HONDA GHANDI] 2:53 pm: ok
[Tonnerre] 2:53 pm: This is not even funny, it is jist creepy
[Tonnerre] 2:53 pm: just
[oldskoolracer] 2:53 pm: GHANDI WANTS TO PUT IT IN YOUR END
[M@] 2:53 pm: Pffft.. Tobi's enjoying it.
[The Lounge]: Tonnerre has left at 2:53 pm

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Tonnerre gets banned from chat by HONDA GHANDI.
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[Martian] 2:54 pm: lol
[M@] 2:54 pm: AHAHHAHAHAHA
[Dave_L] 2:54 pm: hahahahahahahahahahah
[doogie06] 2:54 pm: bwahahahahaha
[M@] 2:54 pm: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Brandon] 2:54 pm: MUAHAHAHAHA
[Conrad] 2:54 pm: bwahahahahahahahahhaa
[Martian] 2:54 pm: that was great
[M@] 2:54 pm: ohmyfuckinggod
[STIBungy] 2:54 pm: bahahaha
[oldskoolracer] 2:54 pm: LMAO,HEHEHEEHEEEHEHEMUAHAHAAH
[doogie06] 2:54 pm: I saw that shit coming. BEAUTIFUL
[oldskoolracer] 2:54 pm: OGM HILLARIOUS

[Ferret]

That's how HAI rolls :fu:

[oldskoolracer]

WHAT BITCHES

[Dave_L]

JIHAD!!!

[Terry]

haha

[Kwando]

ROFL

[David]

cliff notes?

[M@]

cliff notes?
It's worth the read otherwise you won't get the same effect from it.

[Weston-work]

cliff notes?

M@ tried to cyber Tonnerre (Alex from Teikyo; you've met him before)

[doogie06]

It was hilarious, had to be there.....don't be scared n00b's....it's ok.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

that was a borin read

[smithz]

Tobi cracks me up... :rofl:

[Kwando]

i'm a n00b... i just found out that "hung is a pussy" is a bot...

[Weston]

i'm a n00b... i just found out that "hung is a pussy" is a bot...

Tomorrow it will be "Simon is a n00b"

[Kwando]

do it!

[B20badboy]

I cannot even read it all that fucking makes me wanna puke.

[M@]

I cannot even read it all that fucking makes me wanna puke.
Even though it's a joke? You're THAT homophobic?

[Weston-work]

Even though it's a joke? You're THAT homophobic?

It's not homophobic when someone just doesn't want to read a graphic description of your homosexual fantasies. I personally don't have a problem with the gays, unless they shove their "lifestyle" in my face, and that's what you're doing here. Not only did you sexually harrass another man, but you broadcasted this fantasy of yours to all of us. Most of us simply aren't interested in that sort of thing and happen to find it extremely unattractive, and you knew that, but you did it anyway.

[M@]

It's not homophobic when someone just doesn't want to read a graphic description of your homosexual fantasies. I personally don't have a problem with the gays, unless they shove their "lifestyle" in my face, and that's what you're doing here. Not only did you sexually harrass another man, but you broadcasted this fantasy of yours to all of us. Most of us simply aren't interested in that sort of thing and happen to find it extremely unattractive, and you knew that, but you did it anyway.
:cry: Booo hooo.

I know what my dick was inside of last night, and I know I'm not gay; contrary to what that convo above might say (it was a joke for those of you (Weston) who couldn't figure it out).. sorry that it makes you uncomfortable. Get over it.. you take shit sooooo fucking seriously sometimes.. MORE than me.

[Weston-work]

:cry: Booo hooo.

I know what my dick was inside of last night, and I know I'm not gay; contrary to what that convo above might say (it was a joke for those of you (Weston) who couldn't figure it out).. sorry that it makes you uncomfortable. Get over it.. you take shit sooooo fucking seriously sometimes.. MORE than me.

Good for you, maybe you should act like it. It's not a matter of it being a joke and people taking it too seriously, it's simply the fact that most of us do not enjoy graphic descriptions of your homosexual fantasies and do not see much, if any, "humor" in it. Feel free to have a gay sense of humor, but don't expect others to like it when you shove it in their faces.

[M@]

I don't give a damn, Weston. If it's too much for you to handle, don't read it... get a fucking sense of humor while you're at it, Rob.. errr, I mean Weston.

[Ferret]

I was under the impression that this entire thing was a joke because M@ ISN'T gay.. when did this get serious? :rofl:

[M@]

I was under the impression that this entire thing was a joke because M@ ISN'T gay.. when did this get serious? :rofl:
When Weston chimed in.. imagine that. :rolleyes:

[Ferret]

Internet chats = SERIOUS

[Conrad]

I was under the impression that this entire thing was a joke because M@ ISN'T gay.. when did this get serious? :rofl:

Since when is M@ not gh3y?

[M@]

Since when is M@ not gh3y?
Since May 5th of 1985 at 11:34 a.m.

[Conrad]

Since May 5th of 1985 at 11:34 a.m.
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTAwNzk5NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

[M@]

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTAwNzk5NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg
Hope you have long distance with your plan, tell Ryan we said hello!

[Ferret]

Hope you have long distance with your plan, tell Ryan we said hello!

:rofl:

[Weston-work]

I don't give a damn, Weston. If it's too much for you to handle, don't read it... get a fucking sense of humor while you're at it, Rob.. errr, I mean Weston.

I actually didn't continue reading it once I realized what it was... It was too long and lame anyway. If you labelled this thread accurately (something like "M@'s gay lust for Tonnerre"), then I could have avoided it entirely. In any case, I simply responded to your crying that B20badboy is "homophobic", because if you knew what that word meant, you would know that it does not apply when people have a problem with you shoving your homosexual fantasies in their face. Calling him homophobic for having a problem with what you did would be like saying that someone is persecuting Johovah's Witnesses because they don't like it when they come to your door with their propaganda... it just doesn't make any sense and is a pretty ignorant use of those words.

[M@]

I actually didn't continue reading it once I realized what it was... It was too long and lame anyway. If you labelled this thread accurately (something like "M@'s gay lust for Tonnerre"), then I could have avoided it entirely. In any case, I simply responded to your crying that B20badboy is "homophobic", because if you knew what that word meant, you would know that it does not apply when people have a problem with you shoving your homosexual fantasies in their face. Calling him homophobic for having a problem with what you did would be like saying that someone is persecuting Johovah's Witnesses because they don't like it when they come to your door with their propaganda... it just doesn't make any sense and is a pretty ignorant use of those words.
Hrmmmmm let's see.. can you please post pics of the person holding a gun to your head forcing you to click that tempting little link and forcing those eyes of yours to read all those scary words?

It's obvious you have insecurities and aren't comfortable with your sexuality. It's okay, Weston.. we'll accept you for who you are.

[Ferret]

I actually didn't continue reading it once I realized what it was... It was too long and lame anyway. If you labelled this thread accurately (something like "M@'s gay lust for Tonnerre"), then I could have avoided it entirely. In any case, I simply responded to your crying that B20badboy is "homophobic", because if you knew what that word meant, you would know that it does not apply when people have a problem with you shoving your homosexual fantasies in their face. Calling him homophobic for having a problem with what you did would be like saying that someone is persecuting Johovah's Witnesses because they don't like it when they come to your door with their propaganda... it just doesn't make any sense and is a pretty ignorant use of those words.

On a serious note here, the word "homophobic" IS usually tossed out in a really loose and incorrect manner. Because a man simply doesn't want to see guys being all over eachother in public (I'm not talking holding hands, either) or see gay-related sexual material doesn't mean they hate, or are scared of, gay people. It just means they don't want to see it. It bugs me, honestly, when people throw this word out so liberally.

Anyway this was all supposed to be a joke to make Tonnerre uncomfortable. I happen to find that very funny :D

[Conrad]

Hrmmmmm let's see.. can you please post pics of the person holding a gun to your head forcing you to click that tempting little link and forcing those eyes of yours to read all those scary words?

It's obvious you have insecurities and aren't comfortable with your sexuality. It's okay, Weston.. we'll accept you for who you are.

Oh Snap.... errr what is that AR15 site again weston?

[Weston-work]

Does anyone else find it interesting that M@ claims to be a heterosexual, yet he is:

- HAI's #1 source of statements involving male anatomy and homosexual descriptions
- HAI's biggest source of drama
- Sexually harassing other males
- Crying about people being "homophobic"
- Constantly trying to prove to us that he's straight... telling us about some slut he was with last night and such
- Acting like a female all the time... mood swings, bitchyness, lies, starting stupid arguments, etc.


Just wondering... :rofl:

[B20badboy]

Since May 5th of 1985 at 11:34 a.m.
I think this explains the actions.

BTW I am not a homofob in fact I have known some real gay people for quite some time, the point is I started to read it for a second but it got out of hand in my eye's the joke was kinda funny for a few lines but then you kept on going with it. I chose not to finish reading it does not make me a homofob but I don't enjoy people throwing stuff like that in my face. I grew out of this stage of my life like when I was under 16.

[M@]

lol... everyone at B's party saw my girlfriend. I don't need to prove anything to you. Just get over it, Weston.. seriously. This is retarded.. this whole thing was meant as a joke when Doogie PM'd me in chat and said "Hit on him.. see how he reacts". Lighten up, man.

[Conrad]

lol... everyone at B's party saw my girlfriend. I don't need to prove anything to you. Just get over it, Weston.. seriously. This is retarded.. this whole thing was meant as a joke when Doogie PM'd me in chat and said "Hit on him.. see how he reacts". Lighten up, man.


I think m@s ovaries are starting to shrink... hes startin to get scerd

[Weston-work]

On a serious note here, the word "homophobic" IS usually tossed out in a really loose and incorrect manner. Because a man simply doesn't want to see guys being all over eachother in public (I'm not talking holding hands, either) or see gay-related sexual material doesn't mean they hate, or are scared of, gay people. It just means they don't want to see it. It bugs me, honestly, when people throw this word out so liberally.

:werd: And that's exactly my point, but some people (ie M@) can't seem to comprehend that and just want to start drama. :rolleyes:

[Conrad]

oh yeah +1

[Weston-work]

lol... everyone at B's party saw my girlfriend. I don't need to prove anything to you. Just get over it, Weston.. seriously. This is retarded.. this whole thing was meant as a joke when Doogie PM'd me in chat and said "Hit on him.. see how he reacts". Lighten up, man.

:rofl: You seem to think I take this more seriously than I do. The only one getting their panties in a bunch here is you, and that's a lot more funny than your gay "joke" on Tonnerre.

[M@]

:werd: And that's exactly my point, but some people (ie M@) can't seem to comprehend that and just want to start drama. :rolleyes:
I'm not trying to start drama.. I was pointing out the fact that you guys are taking this so seriously.. it was a fucking joke.

[doogie06]

I didn't PM anything.......weird.

[Weston-work]

I didn't PM anything.......weird.

:rofl:

[M@]

I didn't PM anything.......weird.
Oh shut the fuck up.. lmao.

[Dave_L]

Werd, Doogie PM'd nothing. That will hold up in court too. :D

[David]

accuse m@ of being gay = butthurt

m@ accuse somebody else of being gay = lol?

[Weston-work]

accuse m@ of being gay = butthurt

m@ accuse somebody else of being gay = lol?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: