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stu
05-22-2006, 01:57 PM
I've come up with a great idea. If want to sell my car, but it's not really worth much because of all the dents I've put into it. So here's the deal. If I can raise $1,500 for my car, you can take the whole thing as it sits right now (runs and drivers, it's my only car) and shoot the bejesus out of it.

I know you all want to see how strong your guns are and what not, and everyone is always talking about shooting a block or whatever. I figure if you can get 15 of you to throw down $100. You can come drive my car to a field somewhere and completely destroy it. Of course Weston would be required to video tape it. If it still runs when you're done, start it up and drive it into a tree or something, or keep shooting until it stops running. My only regret would be that it has like brand new tires on it.

So anyway, if you guys decide not to be cheap asses for at least one time in your life, I'll give you my car to destroy if I can get at LEAST $1,500. Let me know. :)

Terry
05-22-2006, 01:58 PM
or you can by a junker for $300

stu
05-22-2006, 02:03 PM
Does a junker have brand new tires and run? No. Buy my car to shoot it. I'll even throw in a foot ball and a working window A/C unit.

HONDA GHANDI
05-22-2006, 02:17 PM
No way. Im not paying $100 for scrap.

Weston-work
05-22-2006, 02:19 PM
or you can by a junker for $300

Yeah, but there's just something better about it being something that Stu owns. :rofl:

Kwando
05-22-2006, 02:32 PM
can't you get a ticket for abandoning a vehicle?

stu
05-22-2006, 02:34 PM
Just leave the motor intact and drive it to a junk yard afterwards.
Or take the motor out and sell it to a high school kid.

Weston-work
05-22-2006, 02:48 PM
If I use red-tipped bullets, does that mean I'll put Type-R bullet holes in the engine?

HONDA GHANDI
05-22-2006, 02:52 PM
Like it will run when Im done with it.

stu
05-22-2006, 02:55 PM
Just make sure you shoot the VIN off.

CT9A
05-22-2006, 07:45 PM
You get an A+ for creativity.

stu
05-22-2006, 10:08 PM
I'm sick of this bull shit! Someone just fucking cough up $1,500 for my car so I can get a new one already!

David
05-23-2006, 01:20 AM
I'll give you a hearty handshake and two Yoplait original 99% fat free strawberry banana yogurt cups for it

stu
05-24-2006, 07:13 PM
Watch the first 45 seconds of this video and see what all you pansies are missing out on....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151

Kwando
05-24-2006, 07:15 PM
first we don't have any full auto guns... second we don't have a place like that to shoot at...

Weston
05-24-2006, 07:41 PM
first we don't have any full auto guns... second we don't have a place like that to shoot at...

We don't need full auto... the AR-15's will fire as often as you can can pull that trigger, and that's already expensive enough.

Also, we do have places like that to shoot... There's one up off of highway 285 that you can drive a car right up to. It resembles a landfill in the middle of the forest. Me and Dave_L went up there once... iirc, it's called Kelsey Creek or something like that.

Kwando
05-24-2006, 07:59 PM
well what are you waiting for? buy stus car and go blow it up

Weston
05-24-2006, 08:03 PM
I'm too busy being owned by home ownership.

Zach
05-24-2006, 08:05 PM
did you ever post pics of your new house weston? where is it again?

Weston
05-24-2006, 08:07 PM
Lafayette, by 287 and South Boulder Road... Here are the pics I took before I bought it... http://www.turbols.net/pics/Condo-1145B/Slideshow.html

Terry
05-24-2006, 08:23 PM
Holy blue door batman

Weston
05-24-2006, 08:46 PM
Holy blue door batman

Yeah... the other one I was trying to buy had a normal exterior color, but this one worked out for the better in other ways. The color doesn't bother me though, and at least I didn't get pink or something.

Kwando
05-24-2006, 08:56 PM
lets go and paint westons door pink overnight.

Weston
05-24-2006, 09:00 PM
lets go and paint westons door pink overnight.

Watch out for bullets flying through the door! :D

Kwando
05-24-2006, 09:01 PM
Watch out for bullets flying through the door! :D



you won't even hear us... chinese people are ninjas

Weston
05-24-2006, 09:25 PM
you won't even hear us... chinese people are ninjas

I'm pretty sure I could hear Steve_C coming from 10 miles away...

Kwando
05-24-2006, 09:32 PM
I'm pretty sure I could hear Steve_C coming from 10 miles away...


:rofl:

stu
05-24-2006, 11:55 PM
You thread jacking son of a bitch!

Were those pictures taken with one of those 11th grade science project cameras? Every room looks fucking haunted in those pictures.

Can we have a 6/6/6 party there? I'll bring the Ouija Board and some beer.

David
05-25-2006, 12:04 AM
don't forget the goats head and Boston CD

Weston
05-25-2006, 12:22 AM
You thread jacking son of a bitch!

Were those pictures taken with one of those 11th grade science project cameras? Every room looks fucking haunted in those pictures.

Cell phone camera in the evening and there were little to no lights.

Can we have a 6/6/6 party there? I'll bring the Ouija Board and some beer.

No... I'd rather not summon demons, but feel free to do that in David's home. :rofl: