funny email.

[stu]

I've got this lady insured who's first initial is "S" and her last name is Hart.
Guess what her email is? LOL

[M@]

jdm_4_life@hotmail.com?

[celica man]

? is it just me.....or did this go over someone elses head too? i dont get it....

[M@]

"shart".. basically saying "shit"....

"I just shart my pants.."

[David]

this thread sucks

edit - fuck!

[nxbrennan]

SHart!

[Nate]

You see a lot of messed up ones when you work in IT.

[M@]

You see a lot of messed up ones when you work in IT.
Bahahhaa such as this user that we have here (cover page from a print job with their username on it):

http://www.speedimageco.com/matt/nigro.jpg

[Nate]

Banner pages waste paper and toner. HP must get a discount and not care about the earth.

[stu]

We use those too.

[M@]

Banner pages waste paper and toner. HP must get a discount and not care about the earth.
We print out an average of 15k+ pages per month PER MACHINE (24 machines) here. They aren't a waste; if we didn't have them, the brilliant users here would lose their jobs all the time and have to reprint, reprint, reprint, etc. thus wasting more and more paper, toner, time, etc.

[celica man]

oh....so a shart is

1. shart

a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.




2. shart

When one farts and a little shit comes out.

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!

[celica man]

lol...i had a sheltered life

[Nate]

We print out an average of 15k+ pages per month PER MACHINE

I'd like to see monthly config pages to back up this claim.

[Nate]

Oh we also have an shart here. It's pretty common.

[M@]

I'd like to see monthly config pages to back up this claim.
Here's a screenshot of a query I just ran on one of our less-commonly used machines. I accidentally ran the query from Apr-01-06 to May-01-06, so that's what the "532" in the month of May is.

http://www.speedimageco.com/matt/printouts.jpg

[Nate]

Cool program. But, 14330 is not 15k+ and 1 machine does not show an average.

I was kidding anyways.

You should put quotas on and make people go home during the day if they can't print anymore.

[M@]

That's one of our slowest machines that not many people print to. ;) And no, it doesn't show an average, I just happen to know that's about the average.