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Nightfall
05-22-2006, 06:02 AM
http://denver.craigslist.org/etc/162226933.html

CryoGam Colorado LLC is currently accepting applications for Sperm Donors for our Denver, Boulder and Loveland offices. If you are between the ages of 18 and 35, are interested in helping couples have a family or just want to earn some extra money, please call us now at 1-800-473-9601.

Qualified donors are paid and must be able to give a once a week commitment for 6 months.

Please-Serious inquiries only

:rofl:
Terry
05-22-2006, 08:23 AM
Why can't you have a girlfriend or wife?
Weston
05-22-2006, 08:35 AM
Why can't you have a girlfriend or wife?

Because she owns your nutsack, duh! :D
Aracheon
05-22-2006, 08:56 AM
How much they payin'? :D
Kwando
05-22-2006, 09:08 AM
$40 per donation
stu
05-22-2006, 09:41 AM
Can you be annonymous?
kevino002
05-22-2006, 10:54 AM
can you donate 5 times a day, 7 days a week?? :) $1400/week!!!!
Mario
05-22-2006, 10:57 AM
Can you say carpal tunnel?
M@
05-22-2006, 11:34 AM
...6 months? Damn. Well, it's an extra $160 a month.... lol.
Nate
05-22-2006, 11:48 AM
Once accepted into the program we request that you abstain from all sexual activity for 3 days prior to each visit. When we say 3 days, we mean 3 days.

I'm out.

Our Denver office is open on Tuesday mornings only.

The weekend is shot. Loveland is open every weekday.
M@
05-22-2006, 11:50 AM
Say, Nightfall.. how did you come across this ad?

Eh, bad choice of words here. How did you "find" this ad? :D
Dave_L
05-22-2006, 11:51 AM
I'm out.



The weekend is shot. Loveland is open every weekday.

LOL!
Nightfall
05-22-2006, 05:09 PM
Say, Nightfall.. how did you come across this ad?

Eh, bad choice of words here. How did you "find" this ad? :D
I did a craigslist search for "part time"

Trying to find a source of extra money, just ran across it and thought it was kinda funny you can actually get paid $40 to jerk off. Excuse my small town'ness. I've only been here for a year and the city I moved in had a population of 60k
Nate
05-22-2006, 05:32 PM
So did you sign up?
David
05-22-2006, 05:42 PM
Don't you have to be a straight edge doctor to be eligible for this?
Nightfall
05-22-2006, 06:59 PM
So did you sign up?
:rofl:

No, i'm out for the same reason you are out.
lswhitecivic
05-22-2006, 07:54 PM
Why is it that chicks get $5,000 for an egg, and we get a whopping $40 for a million spermies.
David
05-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Because they're whores.
stu
05-22-2006, 11:54 PM
Because women have a limited supply of eggs, and they get one a month. One handful of my steaming load has more sperm than 10 women get eggs for their whole life.
integra_drk
05-23-2006, 12:00 AM
can i ups it to them and have them paypal me the money?
MrsGhandi
05-23-2006, 10:23 AM
Because she owns your nutsack, duh! :D

This is hilarious.....and so true

40 bucks vs 5000 hahahahahah!!!
smithz
05-23-2006, 11:08 AM
Say, Nightfall.. how did you come across this ad?

Eh, bad choice of words here. How did you "find" this ad? :D
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Classic.