ricer friends?

[02GTI1.8t]

does anyone here have ricer friends that you jsut wanna smack cause there so stupid? heres the conversation I had with someone.
him: I drive a 83 mustang
me: oh yea? how much hp?
him:250hp
me:is it a v8
him: nope it a 6, but its fassst. I jsut beat a 2002 ferrari the other day(take note this is in nampa idaho where the closest ferrari is prob 500 miles away)
me: oh thats cool, so what do you run at the track?
him: 12's at 97 mph
me:wow thats impressive, we should run sometime (trying not to laught)
him:you know I would but there are too many cops around, but I will next year. It might not be worth it though cause i have a v6 and you have a 4 cylinder.
me:we will see, wer can put some money on it if you want.
him:maybe, next year when we can have people look out for cops and stuff.

what an idiot. I was trying not to laugh, which was no easy task.
anyone else have a ricer friend story?

[DnVr]

you need new friends!:rofl:

[SC-MECHAM-WS6]

you had to of just made that up? tell me...you just made that up.?

[BluByU]

The guys that work at the Rec center both have about twelve neons in their car. They kinda started badmouthing my car when I told them If it dosent make it turn good or go fast, it sucks. So then I asked them why they like to drive tanning booths on wheels. They asked why I have a purple car. Then I ask if they're trying to attract women, or smurfs. That resulted in a whole lot of 13 inch tire smoke aimed at my car as they left. Damn! But at least I can make phatty cash detailing their rides!

[tsitim]

well I'll be your friend. Aren't we all friends?
man that's sad I have a SHO v6 and that runs like 96 MPH@18's
or something like, that boy I wish I had a v6 like that.

[davidm_sh]

Well when I was back in Iowa a month ago a friend of mine introduced me too one of his friends (friend of a friend .. does that count [heh]). HEY at least I can say he IS NOT my friend ;).

ANyway we were at a bar and MY friend told HIS friend that I have a pretty fast car so we started talking. I asked him what he had... some F-body with a LS1 engine it. He told me all he had done too it was intake or exhaust... and some "secret stuff" (It was really his brothers car and he is "the car guru") and he told me he runs 9's!!!! I told him I don't doubt that a LS1 with the proper mods will do that, BUT I REALLY DOUBT HIS car would do 9's :).

SOrry that's all I got. The guy was pretty drunk at the time so I am sure his time got even quicker with the more he drank [heh].

[forum]

hmm conversation a couple days ago "yeah i just ordered some washer lights" i almost punched him right there for that, they will probably go well with his clear taillights :rofl:

[Generic]

Coming soon (as soon as I code it)
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We'll do interventions!

Murdock

[02GTI1.8t]

Originally posted by SC-MECHAM-WS6
you had to of just made that up? tell me...you just made that up.?
Nope this really happened. But I guess hes not really a friend cause I only talked to him a couple times. Theres also a guy with a 85 bmw that has "230hp" and he always talks about how he can beat me behind my back but he wont race me. I hoped in my car one day and followed him provocking him the whole time and he wouldnt go.

[HONDA GHANDI]

Originally posted by BluByU
So then I asked them why they like to drive tanning booths on wheels.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ;kiss:

[73Camaro]

man, he must launch like a mother to get 12's at 97 mph! haha