Why I love my girlfriend.

[stu]

So she's driving me back to work today and we're next to this 92-95 Civic hatch with clears on it and a small exhaust. I say to her,
"You know, sometimes I look at a car like that and say to myself 'I could make that car so fast for so cheap...' ."
She replies: "You're not going to be doing it in that stupid car. It's not even rice, it looks like a rice cake."
Me: " I'd be running tens."
Her pointing at some beat up truck: "That guy wouldn't care, he'd just laugh at you for driving a rice cake around."

Then on the way home we see another one with just one primered fender, but otherwise stock.

I say, "There's your favorite car."
Her: "Ricers that aren't finished yet should be called Rice cakes."
Me: "You mean like unpainted and stuff?"
Her: "Yeah"
Me: "That's the basic definition of a ricer."
Her: "No, ricers have like loud exhaust and stuff."
Me: "So the type of car before they start?"
Her: "Yeah. Ricecake."

[myshtern]

So I take it she's met Weston?

[Kwando]

feed her some rice!

[Nate]

I love her too. So much.

[exciv2000]

I love her for her pussy

[Weston-mobile]

So I take it she's met Weston?
only once in person and once on aim, but thats all it takes.

[M@]

Gangbang time.

[myshtern]

I think stu is going to kick your asses.

[oldskoolracer]

lol,

[stu]

She is most familar with Chris Venturini. Whenever he comes home drunk he just sleeps in my bed. Last time she got up just before 8:00am on a Saturday after we'd been up all night drinking. She went and got her super hyper lab from the back yard and sicked him on Chris. I go into my bedroom and she is sitting on the bed making fun of his necklace while the dog is jumping all over him. He hardly had any clothes one either. Then, she made us go play Mario Party 7 by 8:15. It was horrible.

[chris_venturini]

She is most familar with Chris Venturini. Whenever he comes home drunk he just sleeps in my bed. Last time she got up just before 8:00am on a Saturday after we'd been up all night drinking. She went and got her super hyper lab from the back yard and sicked him on Chris. I go into my bedroom and she is sitting on the bed making fun of his necklace while the dog is jumping all over him. He hardly had any clothes one either. Then, she made us go play Mario Party 7 by 8:15. It was horrible.
it was horrible how bad you lost to me at mario party.

[stu]

I was way better at Mario Party 5.

[rmcdaniels]

TTIWWOP

[chris_venturini]

is that like the ricer excuse of mario party? "I could have won if my joystick didnt seize up at this elevation, i mean jesus, i can hardly breath up here!"

[Weston-work]

She is most familar with Chris Venturini. Whenever he comes home drunk he just sleeps in my bed. Last time she got up just before 8:00am on a Saturday after we'd been up all night drinking. She went and got her super hyper lab from the back yard and sicked him on Chris. I go into my bedroom and she is sitting on the bed making fun of his necklace while the dog is jumping all over him. He hardly had any clothes one either. Then, she made us go play Mario Party 7 by 8:15. It was horrible.

Your girlfriend didn't think there was anything odd about finding Chris in your bed naked? ;UgH:

[Dave_L]

Your girlfriend didn't think there was anything odd about finding Chris in your bed naked? ;UgH:

Of course not, that's where she left him. ;)

[myshtern]

Of course not, that's where she left him. ;)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Weston-work]

Of course not, that's where she left him. ;)

Hahahahahahha. :rofl: Poor Stu... :(