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rmcdaniels
03-14-2006, 04:50 PM
This makes me like Scientology even less than I did before, if that's even possible.



http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=218421&GT1=7703
David
03-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Hayes - "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,"

Stone - "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

noiyce
velocity
03-14-2006, 05:04 PM
scientologist are fucking weird to bein with. how can you work on south park and take something like this seriously.
rmcdaniels
03-14-2006, 05:19 PM
I like where Stone points out that Hayes never had any problems cashing the checks he got for making fun of Christians.
Martian
03-14-2006, 05:36 PM
Shining example of religion gone to far. It's always easy and convinient while its not your belieifs.
ChewiSi
03-14-2006, 05:39 PM
Its not like chef was in every damn episode like he used to be anyways. he'll be missed but fuck it. Scientology is fucking nutty anyways too.
Bedlam
03-14-2006, 07:00 PM
Who cares? Honestly...?
V13T
03-14-2006, 07:03 PM
I predict they make another episode where they make fun of Scientology again and kill Chef, which explains his absence from the show from now on.
s92dx
03-14-2006, 07:14 PM
Any religion that's started by a guy who says 10 years before he starts it, "If I really wanted to be rich I would stop writing books and start my own religion" That's a rough quote, I'll see if I can find it word for word.)
And then ten years later he starts a religion where you have to pay thousands of dollars to become an elite member, has got to be bad.

Yes that is a terrible sentence, I'm tired
sbiggi
03-14-2006, 07:16 PM
Scientoligists can "Suck on my chocolate salty balls"
B20badboy
03-15-2006, 08:01 AM
They will replace him no big deal.
smithz
03-15-2006, 11:51 AM
Or they will just make Chef a mute...

So is scientology only for rich people? How many do you know personally? It seems it's a 1337 religion for the rich and famous...
rmcdaniels
03-15-2006, 12:04 PM
I've been reading about it for a while, they have an institutional policy of treating celebrities differently from regular people. They have special facilities that are only for celebrities. You have to pay money for different treatments that allow you to access higher levels of the religion and get access to more secrets. Attaining higher levels can cost many thousands of dollars or millions at higher levels. Some followers mortgage their houses to attain higher levels. It's a fairly typical mystery-religion if you study this type of stuff.
David_School
03-15-2006, 03:12 PM
Rich people are the only ones who can afford it. Ever drivin past a Scientology church? Theres some nice ass cars there.
Brian
03-15-2006, 03:15 PM
I've said for years that I should start a religion or open up a church. I would be RICH!
Conrad
03-15-2006, 03:43 PM
I've been reading about it for a while, they have an institutional policy of treating celebrities differently from regular people. They have special facilities that are only for celebrities. You have to pay money for different treatments that allow you to access higher levels of the religion and get access to more secrets. Attaining higher levels can cost many thousands of dollars or millions at higher levels. Some followers mortgage their houses to attain higher levels. It's a fairly typical mystery-religion if you study this type of stuff.

religous pyramid scheme?
smithz
03-15-2006, 03:59 PM
I've said for years that I should start a religion or open up a church. I would be RICH!
You have, it's called HAIntology. :D
David
03-15-2006, 05:10 PM
Can we have aliens and space ships too?
Brian
03-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Hmmm, then I need to make the premium memberships 10,000 a year and make different levels of the "premium member" forum. Depending on how devoted you are to the "faith" of course.

You have, it's called HAIntology. :D
smithz
03-15-2006, 05:33 PM
Hmmm, then I need to make the premium memberships 10,000 a year and make different levels of the "premium member" forum. Depending on how devoted you are to the "faith" of course.
Sweeeet. I mean laaaame. I'm confused, tell me what I should think so I don't have to.

All must bow and follow the words of HAI-sus ChrHAIst.

:rofl:
Brian
03-15-2006, 05:37 PM
Think nothing. Just sign the check and invite your friends and family :D
Skaterkid
03-15-2006, 05:51 PM
You are the HAI Jesus. What have you been trying to say all this time?

Me, I don't believe in anything. I think I'll be an existentialist.
rmcdaniels
03-15-2006, 05:58 PM
I'm an agnostic Catholic.
Nate
03-15-2006, 06:09 PM
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2003-35,GGLD:en&q=scientology+quote+if+i+wanted+to+be+rich

Wow lots of crazy stuff.

Found this too...

The courageous creators of South Park - Trey Parker and Matt Stone will be on The Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday at 11:35 PM - March 15th - this should be quite a show after the AP article about Isaac Hayes quitting South Park and their renaming and promotion of the segment's Monday night rebroadcast as The Scientology Segment