Best time killer EVER

[doctorstupid]

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/searchspy/results.htm?fci=1?filter=0&qcat=web

You can watch what people are searching for in pseudo-real time. Just sit and watch it for a while, it seems all normal and benign enough for a while, and then BAM! The dirtiest shit you've ever read comes up. The nastiest search query I've seen to date was "dog cumshot videos" ;UgH:

It also proves that people are, in fact, complete morons. I've seen people searching www.google.com :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

ROFL. Stevie wonder night vision goggles!!!

[M@]

:rofl: Notice anything out of the ordinary?

http://www.eyeheartboost.com/pics/rofl.jpg

[HONDA GHANDI]

lol

[doctorstupid]

:rofl: Notice anything out of the ordinary?

http://www.eyeheartboost.com/pics/rofl.jpg
Yeah, people are fucked up :rofl:

[Weston-work]

:rofl: Notice anything out of the ordinary?

http://www.eyeheartboost.com/pics/rofl.jpg

Metal Christmas cards!? WTF!? :D

[chrisbarnett01]

Wow people have no imagination. They search for the most generic things.

[HONDA GHANDI]

yeah no shit.

[ryanman]

awesome

[rmcdaniels]

Man, people are just sick, and they really suck at spelling.

[Weston-work]

Wow people have no imagination. They search for the most generic things.

I saw someone searching for flying cars.

[doctorstupid]

I saw someone searching for flying cars.
And what about the Stevie wonder night vision goggles? See? people aren't so generic, they're just plain retarded :rofl:

[rmcdaniels]

I saw someone searching for pictures of children being shot.

[M@]

Good find, Doc.

[M@]

Nasty.. someone searched for 'little boys hard penis'. I guess Dave must be bored at work again. :rofl:

[blackciv4]

People are just sick! This does kill time very well however.....

[M@]

LOL @ 'cuban word for sandwich'

[doctorstupid]

Good find, Doc.
I spent about 2 hours staring at it the other night, it's because of shit like this I never get any work done :D

[Weston-work]

First I saw "mouthparts of a lady bug", then check this out...

http://i1.tinypic.com/nphvyg.jpg

:rofl:

[M@]

Haha I just saw 'HAI is a bunch of losers' :rofl:

[doctorstupid]

"naughty slavery today," I can't figure out what exactly this perosn was looking for :rofl:

[ryanman]

It's not working for me.

[M@]

Hah.. fucking women. 'How to tell if your boyfriend is cheating'.

[Weston-work]

Hah.. fucking women. 'How to tell if your boyfriend is cheating'.

Hint: if you have to ask, it's probably happening.

[M@]

Hint: if you have to ask, it's probably happening.
Ding! That, or if you walk on the person nailing another slut. :D

Can anyone else find the akwardness in this? :rofl:

http://www.eyeheartboost.com/pics/hyskewl.jpg

*EDIT: Weird.. they use the same exact background color as HAI does....*

[ryanman]

My internet connection must be too slow for it to work.

[exciv2000]

I was seeing what people were searching for 5+ years ago. This is nothing new.

[M@]

My internet connection must be too slow for it to work.
No, the process of Al Gore deleting you from the int3rw3b has just begun. Soon, you won't even be able to look at http://www.bearse.cx

[rmcdaniels]

Haha I just saw 'HAI is a bunch of losers' :rofl:

That was me, I've been entering it for a few minutes now.

[rmcdaniels]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/sexfurniture.jpg

WTF is sex furniture?

[M@]

Probably like.. a sex swing or something?

[Nightfall]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4228/search3ni.jpg

Tonnerre??

[Weston-work]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4228/search3ni.jpg

Tonnerre??

:rofl: hahahha

[M@]

Hhahahahahhaah that's fucking hilarious.

[rmcdaniels]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/hitlerhats.jpg

I wonder who wants a magic hitler hat?

[MrsGhandi]

Who the f*** needs to search for "ebay"???????

People are idiots.

[Nightfall]

People are idiots.
:werd:

[MrsGhandi]

legal consequences of kidnapping? WTF?

[myshtern]

legal consequences of kidnapping? WTF?
Research purposes only ;)

[ryanman]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4228/search3ni.jpg

Tonnerre??
LMFAO!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[myshtern]

I just saw, "Do black men have hair around their penis?"

[floored4door]

I saw ask jeeves earlier. Seaching for a search engine?

[Dave_L]

BWHAHAHAHA I just saw one for "Surviving oral rape" :rofl:

[rmcdaniels]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/eatc.jpg

[ryanman]

:rofl:

[HondaPower]

That is fucking awesome

[lswhitecivic]

:rofl:

I just saw this while after I clicked the link.

http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3108&stc=1&d=1139868677

[rmcdaniels]

I've just wasted most of a day at work. I'm going home now to watch this thing some more.

[doctorstupid]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/eatc.jpg
:rofl: Oh man this is fucking killing me :rofl:

And now you're all addicted! Muahahaha!


EDIT: 'lesbian chat,' 'lesbain strapon' and 'trashy revealing lingerie' all in a row :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

Finally, I have been searching all kinds of messages for you guys to find.

[doctorstupid]

http://mattmasonms.com/hosted/searchspy1.jpg

[HONDA GHANDI]

Ha, I got a two-ferhttp://www.highaltitudeimports.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3109&d=1139870640

[HONDA GHANDI]

I got a threesome now. lol.

[HONDA GHANDI]

OMG! It must be minimonster.
http://www.highaltitudeimports.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3111&d=1139871395

[Jackrabbit]

My buddy at work just sent me 2 that have references to Honda Ghandi loving men and being gay mixed in with what he thought was funny.
LMAO!

[Weston-work]

Ha, I got a two-ferhttp://www.highaltitudeimports.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3109&d=1139870640

So... uhh... why'd you click that? :rofl:

[s92dx]

"intelligentliest"

rofl ahahahaha

[hatchbackgirl]

Lol, I saw "signs he is cheating" AGAIN...

[HONDA GHANDI]

I just put my pointer over it to stop the list. I didnt really click on it. Oh wait, I did. I cant lie to you guys. Messy cum panties aren't all ryanman says they are.

[hatchbackgirl]

uhhhh... it just said "female gonad" .... WTF????? :rofl:

[HONDA GHANDI]

:rofl:

[rmcdaniels]

This shit scares me:

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/cpns.jpg


Somewhere out there some sick fucker is looking for pictures of children's penises.

[Weston]

There was just one for "kids masturbating" too. Pretty sick.

[Richard T]

Almost too disturbing to watch...

[Richard T]

So is this stuff that is searched with Dogpile?

[nxbrennan]

:rofl: "cling wrap tits"

[rmcdaniels]

"York, PA Female Escort"

Someone's looking for love.

[Richard T]

I just saw "NC unemployment office"

Roger, you get fired for looking at this all day? :)

[rmcdaniels]

As long as my jobs get done and I bill at least 30 hours/week, I don't think they'd fire me for it, but as far as I know nobody is monitoring our Internet usage. I also never log in to the domain, so most monitoring SW that ties in to the DHCP server/domain controller for user identification won't identify me.

[Skaterkid]

granny sex and hymen pics. WTF.

[rmcdaniels]

I saw "over 40 nude" a while ago.

[Pang]

LOL

[rmcdaniels]

"dating for unattractive men"

I clicked the link, but could find nothing about alcohol or fat chicks. What a useless search engine.

[s92dx]

I just got "ham sandwich recipes"

Other goodies:

"Intelligentliest" ??

"drug erests"

"history of yogurt"

[M@]

Ham sandwich recipes?! BRILLIANT!

[rmcdaniels]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/s&bjday.jpg

I want to know when that day is. Is it a federal holiday? I'll have to stop by the Hallmark store and pick up a card for my wife to remind her about that day.

[M@]

Holy shit.. I just about sprayed Mt. Dew all over my screen. :rofl: x's *

[smithz]

http://s115271005.onlinehome.us/images/s&bjday.jpg

I want to know when that day is. Is it a federal holiday? I'll have to stop by the Hallmark store and pick up a card for my wife to remind her about that day.
They are probably trying to find that email... I saw some email that got passed around a year or so ago about that...

[Dave_L]

Yeah, that day was all over myspace. You n00bs.

[M@]

Yeah, that day was all over myspace. You n00bs.
*OVARY PUNCH*

[Dave_L]

you have no ovary punching power. N00b!

[M@]

you have no ovary punching power. N00b!
:bs flag:

[Dave_L]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg

[M@]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg
Ohnoes!!1 How'd you get my freshman class picture?!? :cry:

[smithz]

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg
I think I used this image when trying to get RiceBurnout00 to STFU awhile back...

Looks like it's been PSd though... he's even noobier than before! :D

[doctorstupid]

That's quite the set of chompers he's got there ;UgH: