The biggest pimp van in the world

[MiniMonster]

That's right bitches, i'm sellin the g ride'. It's a caravan with a TT viper motor crammed in it (like I crammed my cock into your girlfriend last night). It's in good ass shape besides some minor dna stains on most all interior surfaces. When you got porno loads like me it's tough to control.

50k takes this bad bitch home. Step up if you're not skurrrrd!

ALL YOUR HAI ARE BELONG TO ME!

[john]

Holy shit - where have you been, loverboy? I've missed you DEARLY, dear...

[Brian]

Damn,wonder if he would take the vette as trade for it. It would be like owning a legend

[MiniMonster]

Awwww, nice to see that you guys are still a bunch of FAGS! No worries, there is plenty of time for you both to gag on my sack later. Get off my jock.

For any serious buyers out there, this bitch drops panties like MAD! Look, these two dudes are already allover my jock and the van isn't even near them.

[ryanman]

I bet M@ would trade his Civic for it.

[M@]

I bet M@ would trade his Civic for it.
You know it. Only cuz that'd mean I get to meet up with this poor excuse of a human face-to-face.

[ryanman]

Minimonster would kick your ass, I've seen him before, he's buff.

[M@]

I'm unbeatable, I eats my spinache. I thought you knew that, noob?

[2genCRX]

dude minimonster pwns you eurry day of the week

[M@]

dude minimonster pwns you eurry day of the week
minimonster pwns nothing no days of any week.