contest 4

[smithz]

Pimp these rides... and don't ask for a higher resolution image.

No time limit.

http://www.cvm.tamu.edu/news/releases/2005/HorseImages/Foal/High%20resolution/1%20playing.jpg

[Weston-work]

Why do I have a feeling that ryanman is going to turn this into a sexual thing? ;UgH:

[smithz]

I am actually interested to see what the photochop godz can do with this...

Hopefully some really inventive and realistic chopping. Of course we will have to still weed through Justin's inevitable monster truck landing on them chop...

[Conrad]

MY FINAL... new ferrari logo...

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5MjkyNDZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

[Terry]

perfection

[floored4door]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[smithz]

Hahaahaha... nice paint work.

Come on where's all the "I t3h such a badass photoshopper" guys...

[Conrad]

I believe that I am t3h w1n

[smithz]

Damnit I want to see some real PS magic!!!

[Conrad]

Damnit I want to see some real PS magic!!!

I believe its the lack of good starting material which is the problem here.

[M@]

5 minutes brings me tons of joy:

http://www.eyeheartboost.com/photoshop/horsies.jpg

[Conrad]

BAM!!!!!!!!!! Just when you thought it couldnt be any better!

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5Mjk1NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

monster truck patent owned by Juztin...

[Conrad]

you should spell m@ in bullet holes on the side of the big one :rofl:

[M@]

you should spell m@ in bullet holes on the side of the big one :rofl:
Updated.

[smithz]

Oh well... guess you guys can only chop cars...

weaksauce...

[M@]

I chopped the horses, mofo.

[smithz]

I chopped the horses, mofo.
No, you painted blood on them. Conrad could do that with MS paint.

I wanted to see some more realistic modifications... like you guys were doing with the cars.

Nevermind...

[M@]

No, you painted blood on them. Conrad could do that with MS paint.

I wanted to see some more realistic modifications... like you guys were doing with the cars.

Nevermind...
...........how do you "modify" a living organism? :rofl:

[-=[Juztin]=-]

BAM!!!!!!!!!! Just when you thought it couldnt be any better!

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTE5Mjk1NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

monster truck patent owned by Juztin... Bahahaha, I knew it was a good idea to license out my patent to you Conrad! :cool:

[Conrad]

...........how do you "modify" a living organism? :rofl:

with DNAshop... sheesh... noob!

[M@]

with DNAshop... sheesh... noob!
Oh, ok.. let me photoshop them into a.. "DNAshop"... :rofl:

[smithz]

...........how do you "modify" a living organism? :rofl:
I expected people to "lower" the horses... or remove the legs and add fenders and wheels... give them nice paint jobs...

I expected a little more creativity...

[M@]

I expected people to "lower" the horses... or remove the legs and add fenders and wheels... give them nice paint jobs...

I expected a little more creativity...
I removed the baby horse's head...... that doesn't count? :cry:

[smithz]

I removed the baby horse's head...... that doesn't count? :cry:
Only if you replaced it with HID projector headlights... :cool:

[M@]

Riceuh!

[smithz]

Riceuh!
Hahah, I would define rice as generally being parts that are purely for show and serve no real functional purpose. HID projectors are the best functioning lights available for cars... which is why you find them on all newer luxury and sports cars. If you've ever driven a car with them, I doubt you would call them rice... :D

As for the horses, I'm dropping my aspirations of seeing some real creative work... apparently it's cars or nothing.

[M@]

Settle down, lets not turn this rape into a murder.

[smithz]

Settle down, lets not turn this rape into a murder.
;Slap:

[redb20teg]

i'll make something with that picture later, cant right now cause i'm at work.

[smithz]

i'll make something with that picture later, cant right now cause i'm at work.
:werd:

[floored4door]

Hahah, I would define rice as generally being parts that are purely for show and serve no real functional purpose. HID projectors are the best functioning lights available for cars... which is why you find them on all newer luxury and sports cars. If you've ever driven a car with them, I doubt you would call them rice... :D

As for the horses, I'm dropping my aspirations of seeing some real creative work... apparently it's cars or nothing.

Amen :werd:

[Weston-work]

...........how do you "modify" a living organism? :rofl:

WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

[Weston-work]

Hahah, I would define rice as generally being parts that are purely for show and serve no real functional purpose. HID projectors are the best functioning lights available for cars... which is why you find them on all newer luxury and sports cars. If you've ever driven a car with them, I doubt you would call them rice... :D

As for the horses, I'm dropping my aspirations of seeing some real creative work... apparently it's cars or nothing.

HID is rice because it blinds me. :D

Seriously though, adding HID's to a car that doesn't have projector beam headlights is definately rice, because it doesn't function right and just blinds people even more. It also violates federal regulations.

[smithz]

HID is rice because it blinds me. :D

Seriously though, adding HID's to a car that doesn't have projector beam headlights is definately rice, because it doesn't function right and just blinds people even more. It also violates federal regulations.
Please note that in my post I did specifically say "HID projectors"... :D

True HID bulbs in a stock housing wouldn't be as bad if the people knew to buy D2R bulbs instead of D2S bulbs. D2R's are made for reflective housings, whereas D2S are made for projectors. Granted a reflective housing not designed for the 3x lumens and different light source point location will still glare more than using the halogen bulb it was designed for. D2Rs will at least help reduce that a little.

[M@]

Please note that in my post I did specifically say "HID projectors"... :D

True HID bulbs in a stock housing wouldn't be as bad if the people knew to buy D2R bulbs instead of D2S bulbs. D2R's are made for reflective housings, whereas D2S are made for projectors. Granted a reflective housing not designed for the 3x lumens and different light source point location will still glare more than using the halogen bulb it was designed for. D2Rs will at least help reduce that a little.
............you're talking about HID's and the specifications on them in a thread about photoshopping a picture of horses.......................

wtF is going on here?

[smithz]

............you're talking about HID's and the specifications on them in a thread about photoshopping a picture of horses.......................

wtF is going on here?
Typical HAI thread tangents... :rofl:

You better get busy modifying the horsies... or redb20teg will keep the PS belt.

[M@]

Typical HAI thread tangents... :rofl:

You better get busy modifying the horsies... or redb20teg will keep the PS belt.
KEEP? When was it ever awarded to him? ;NutKick;

[redb20teg]

i have the PS belt? Nice!!

[Conrad]

well I claim the MSpaint belt...

[smithz]

KEEP? When was it ever awarded to him? ;NutKick;
So easily, and predictably, riled... :rofl:

Just chop damnit!

[M@]

So easily, and predictably, riled... :rofl:

Just chop damnit!
I'm not chopping a damn horse.

[DC2]

w00t

[M@]

w00t
Sure hope you didn't make that.

[smithz]

Ahahhahahhah, not what I was looking for, but funny.

[DC2]

Sure hope you didn't make that.
I made it in 5 minutes LOL... I put no effort into it.

[Terry]

w00t
If this guy doesn't win than you guys don't know talent

[redb20teg]

i almost dont want to make anything now. it seems that anything serious would now be out of place.

[M@]

I made it in 5 minutes LOL... I put no effort into it.
That's not what I meant by that.

[DC2]

That's not what I meant by that.
Ugh oh, I r going to get my arse kicked :-/..

[M@]

Ugh oh, I r going to get my arse kicked :-/..
I'm not going to kick your ass.. I'm just going to make a chop about YOU now. :)

[smithz]

i almost dont want to make anything now. it seems that anything serious would now be out of place.
No, it would be the only one "in place"...

I knew most anything anyone did would be funny... but I thought people would be a little more creative.

Like giving the horse a rear mount turbo, fed by gastrointestinal pressure with piping to a front mount IC mounted on it's head or something. It would require fabricating images and trying to realistically add it to the image, something a whole lot more difficult than changing the color of a car, changing the wheels and lowering it (not that doing that isn't hard as well).

If I were better at PS I would do some of my ideas, but I'm not so I was just thinking you guys would come up with some cool/funny shit. Maybe I was wrong...

[smithz]

Ugh oh, I r going to get my arse kicked :-/..
Matt can't kick your ass, because he has your back, as mentioned previously in another thread.

If he wanted to kick your ass, he'd just end up having to beat the shit out of himself... :rofl:

[M@]

Matt can't kick your ass, because he has your back, as mentioned previously in another thread.

If he wanted to kick your ass, he'd just end up having to beat the shit out of himself... :rofl:
Bwuahahahhahaa... that was awesome.

[Weston-work]

w00t

HAhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha :rofl:

[Weston-work]

If this guy doesn't win than you guys don't know talent

:werd: Best photochop evAr!

[Dave_L]

w00t

Best chop 3v4r!

[Conrad]

Best chop 3v4r!

:werd:

[redb20teg]

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/3295/horsiesfinal5pz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

alright, well here's mine... no turbine in the horses ass like smithz asked for, something more realistic.

[M@]

Not bad, but the horse looks deformed as fuck... lol!

[floored4door]

hahahah holy shit brians chop was funny. LMAO!

[smithz]

alright, well here's mine... no turbine in the horses ass like smithz asked for, something more realistic.
That's pretty badass... good work on the grass, removing the small one.

WTF are you talking about Matt? The horse doesn't look deformed, the only thing he changed on it was adding its front hoof, which I think he did a pretty good job on.

The only thing I think that would make the picture better is changing the washed out sky to a blue sky to differentiate it from the white fence.

[redb20teg]

Not bad, but the horse looks deformed as fuck... lol!

the only thing i changed on the horse is the front hoof as smithz said. why does the horse look deformed? Where's yours at?

[smithz]

Where's yours at?
Matt ps skillz are limited to cars apparently...

[M@]

Eh.. looked weird to me at first. *shrug*

My PS skills aren't limited in any way. I just choose to not waste my time on this one in particular.