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Conrad
01-10-2006, 10:22 AM
Save water, shower with a Marine.

Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.


When in doubt, empty the magazine.



To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.



Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.



There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.



Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins?


All men are created equal, then some become Marines.


It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.


U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.


First Iraq, then France.


We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima, Baghdad ain't shit." (Gen. Kelly)


It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.


Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.


Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything."

TXKompressor
01-10-2006, 12:01 PM
the first one is part of the Don't Ask, Don't tell Policy or (No Ass No tail). The rest are pretty good... Hooorahhh... damn jar heads... LOL

myshtern
01-10-2006, 03:51 PM
Marines, if they can't do it the Army, Navy, or Air Force will.

HondasTrail
01-10-2006, 04:11 PM
Marines, if they can't do it the Army, Navy, or Air Force will.
???

floored4door
01-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet

Thats the best i got!

chile
01-10-2006, 07:27 PM
"some people live their lives wondering if they've made a difference...the Marines don't have that problem." Ronald Reagan...

Robert_K
01-10-2006, 07:46 PM
Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet

Thats the best i got!
Air Force
Rejected
Me
Yesterday

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

And I'll put this one for Conrad: chAir Force

SloCol-Vtec
01-10-2006, 07:58 PM
Uncle
Sams
Misguided
Children

HooRah! SEMPER FI DO OR DIE!

racer_rex89
01-10-2006, 08:21 PM
I like the 3rd to the last. :rofl: