Some fun rice!

[Tonnerre]

I was looking on the web for a good image for my sig and I found this stuff.
What ricers think makes HP
http://www.paysonarizona.net/Rice/Ricer%20Horsepower%20Gains.htm

[JL LGT]

What.... no Wal-Mart Spinners yo?

That's good for like..... 35FAWHP on a Honda Civic!

[s92dx]

haha. Someone was driving behind me with the LED windshield wiper nozzles. I was baffled. Of course he was driving like vin diesel, and trying to race me and he had the exact same 4dr honda civic I was driving, both are stock. Why even try to race, it's the same car?

[JL LGT]

:rofl: @ yer sig!

First time I heard that..... the guy had the most serious look on his face! I almost asphyxiated (sp?)!

[hatchbackgirl]

I remember one time we saw this old brown station wagon going down federal (not sure what make it was) it had like emblems from 10 different car makers on it. I think they had a BMW logo on it, and an accord emblem on the back to name a few. Funniest thing ever! LOL

[JL LGT]

Was at EyeGlass World yesterday, and my friend asked me if a Pontiac Sunfire was equipped with a turbo.

My response was no and without seeing the emblems on the side, I said that it would either have the 2.2l 4, or the 2.4l DOHC 4.

The owner happened to be walking towards his/her (yeah... transvestite) car when I said that and the reply from shim was "it IS turbo."

So... I naturally rebuttled that isht with: "you're insane if you think this P.O.S. has a turbo!"

Sheman challenged me... so I demanded shim open the hood and I simply asked for herman to point out the turbo! HaHa! Foolish sheman-bishes!
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[floored4door]

My favorite is when someone revs on you when your going the other way! Fucking stupid ricers. I was sitting at a light by the prominade yesterday and he flashed me because my HID's were probably blinding his ass...My car was slightly tilted back providing much glare im sure, anyhow I take off slowly and he revs at me when he is turning left, (my right) and I'm going straight. Stupid ricers. I just laughed and continued on...

[M@]

My favorite is when someone revs on you when your going the other way! Fucking stupid ricers. I was sitting at a light by the prominade yesterday and he flashed me because my HID's were probably blinding his ass...My car was slightly tilted back providing much glare im sure, anyhow I take off slowly and he revs at me when he is turning left, (my right) and I'm going straight. Stupid ricers. I just laughed and continued on...
I get that all the time in the Si. What cracks me up is when they do it and you know they CLEARLY saw the big FMIC up front... :rofl: Maybe it's their way of saying "Nice car, please don't rape me!" :D

[ryanman]

I love ricers.

[Tonnerre]

I am buying an altima. This time I am not going to make it as ricey. I just want a body kit on it and a spoiler. I am going to go for a nissan r33 kit, and posible the normal altima spoiler or something else form nissan. Not going to do the rice spoiler again. It looked bad and it really does nothing for the car. Any good ideas. I not I am going to get shit for posting this but....

[ryanman]

Oh god, Altimas are even worse.

[Tonnerre]

Ok.... It does have more power- 140 hp it will be a 93 gxe. My budget is small. Anyone have something better for under 2k.

[JL LGT]

That's what I like about the LGT. Most of the ricers just don't know about it... therefore they leave me alone!

Prolly gonna have to debadge before long though. Once the word gets out that it IS in fact TC'd..... then I'll have to listen to the fart cans... damnit!

[Deltron_3030]

just dont put any rain gutters on it this time.

[Hondasucks]

They forgot the 400HP for having 12" wires that hang 6" out of the fender wells. 200 more if you have chrome flares to cover it, and maybe some mud flaps with crome trim :-P

[doctorstupid]

just dont put any rain gutters on it this time.
Wait, that's the same person? :rofl:

[Tonnerre]

Yep, The civic is having real issues now too, but I am not going to put on body kits anymore, Just lips. Posible an hatch spolier but not much else.

[kingbobdole]

Great another car with an aluminum wing and rain gutters.... get the altima, I dont really care for them, go ahead and mess it up. Make sure you post pics again so we all can make fun of you.

[riceburner700]

I get that all the time in the Si. What cracks me up is when they do it and you know they CLEARLY saw the big FMIC up front... :rofl: Maybe it's their way of saying "Nice car, please don't rape me!" :D


i know or like when they pull up next to you and rev up there engine and you just blow off and they hang an imediate left onto a side street....

;NutKick; <<< this is what i would like to do to them hahahaha