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rmcdaniels
10-19-2005, 10:08 PM
Holy shit these things are nasty. I picked up a bunch of Jelly Belly's at the Goelitz (company that makes Jelly Belly's) distribution center in Wisconsin to snack on for the drive back to NC, about 2 pounds. I put some "roasted garlic" flavor in the bag out of curiosity, because the "buttered popcorn" flavor was actually pretty tasty. And they are the same color as the "toasted marshmallow" ones that I got a bunch of because I like those, so I can't pick them out of the bag. I feel like I'm playing russian roulette every time I eat a bean. "Roasted garlic" my ass, they taste like a big raw clove of garlic mixed with sugar, I've never had a fouler candy. What the fuck were they thinking? How could anyone possibly like these little nuggets of nastiness?
stu
10-19-2005, 10:11 PM
Wait till you try the Harry Potter kind.
rmcdaniels
10-19-2005, 10:15 PM
Wait till you try the Harry Potter kind.

I saw those there, but they had flavors like "dirty socks" and other crap. I'm too old for that stuff.
STIBungy
10-19-2005, 10:20 PM
They may taste like ass but they'll save you from a bloodsucking vampire. :D
stu
10-19-2005, 10:22 PM
Yeah, and they taste just like that as well. My girlfriend and I were eating them at the mall once, and the lady kept telling us that they were "Harry Potter" Jelli Bellies. After the third time we were like, "Why the fuck does this stupid lady keep telling us the same thing?" Which was right about the time that my girlfriend pulled a half chewed bean out of her mouth, crammed it in my mouth and said, "Does this taste like fish to you?"

I also had "dirt" and "booger" all, both were pretty accurate.
JL LGT
10-19-2005, 10:29 PM
I also had "dirt" and "booger" all, both were pretty accurate.
Do I even wanna ask Stu? :roflL:

Some things..... man should just avoid!
stu
10-19-2005, 10:34 PM
I've never purposely eaten a bugger, I can tell you that much. I'm proud to say that I've gotten plenty of dirt in my mouth over the years.
JL LGT
10-19-2005, 10:40 PM
HaHa!

Why would you be proud of that!?
M@
10-20-2005, 12:55 AM
Jelly beans are nasty in general, IMO. -puke-
stu
10-20-2005, 01:57 AM
Getting dirt in your mouth is something that a MAN would do. That's why.
rmcdaniels
10-20-2005, 08:13 AM
Jelly beans are nasty in general, IMO. -puke-

Most of them are, but Jelly Belly's are pretty amazing. The "Red Apple" ones are really tasty.
floored4door
10-20-2005, 10:26 AM
Whats next? X rated Jelly beans? Like pussy or sperm? How about ball sweat? :D:D
M@
10-20-2005, 10:32 AM
Whats next? X rated Jelly beans? Like pussy or sperm? How about ball sweat? :D:D
When will your order be in? :rofl:
floored4door
10-20-2005, 12:28 PM
When will your order be in? :rofl:

I'll pass. It was just a sugestion.
DC2
10-20-2005, 01:46 PM
Hrm so if I love garlic, I might actually like these garlic jelly beans... I'll try them but I have a feeling they are going to be nasty
rmcdaniels
10-20-2005, 01:52 PM
I love garlic, but the beans were evil. Some flavors were just never meant for candy.