View Full Version : I need a prank
Seved
10-17-2005, 09:53 PM
Ok, So my g/f took those foam markers that you write on windows and wrote all over my car with it, in about 5 differnt colors. So i need to get her back... What is a good (but safe) prank to do to her? I wanna get her wayy good anyone have any good suggestions?
No breaking up pranks she would loose it..
No Death's
etc..
thoughthard
10-17-2005, 09:55 PM
Fill her car with air-popped popcorn.
Seved
10-17-2005, 09:58 PM
I would do that, but i don't have that much money and her car is way to nice.
Wrap her car in seran wrap.. or before you guys go out one night unplug both of your battery terminals (by both I mean, on her car and yours).. and do this before a big night out.. like an anniversary or something juicy. You'll go to start the car, and nothing... "fuck it let's take your car." Nothing. :D You get the drift.
Seved
10-17-2005, 10:04 PM
How many seran boxes would it take, and this won't hurt the car will it? I doubt it would.
Nah, I would say just to be safe do it when it's not in the sun so it doesn't melt! LOL. I doubt it would though. You need industrial size.. 1 box should be plenty.. not sure where you can buy it though. Maybe someone here can chime in on where to get the big rolls for this?
redb20teg
10-17-2005, 10:11 PM
Wrap her car in seran wrap..
that's sounds like a good ass prank, may I use it sometime?
thoughthard
10-17-2005, 10:15 PM
Maybe Sam's Club carries the foodservice size plastic wrap, or maybe hit the dollar store?
that's sounds like a good ass prank, may I use it sometime?
I invented it.. so, you can only use it if you pay me $2.17. Cashier's check only.
Dave_L
10-17-2005, 10:21 PM
*Ovary punch* hahahaha hows that for a prank mofo! HAHAHAHAHAHA Aim drunk
*Ovary punch* hahahaha hows that for a prank mofo! HAHAHAHAHAHA Aim drunk
n00b!
redb20teg
10-17-2005, 10:22 PM
i wish i was drunk right now too, this sucks being sober
Weston
10-17-2005, 10:27 PM
Tell her you have AIDS... that would be awesome! :rofl:
Tell her you have AIDS... that would be awesome! :rofl:
That could risk his relationship.. not worth it IMO.
Skaterkid
10-17-2005, 11:03 PM
Fake her wheels being stolen. Go to her house in the middle of the night or during the day while she's at school and take them then leave the car on cinder blocks. Or saran wrap the doors of her car shut. Or saran wrap her toilet seat.
Fake her wheels being stolen. Go to her house in the middle of the night or during the day while she's at school and take them then leave the car on cinder blocks. Or saran wrap the doors of her car shut. Or saran wrap her toilet seat.
Hehehehe.. toilet seat would be messed. I like the wheels idea.
Weston
10-17-2005, 11:12 PM
That could risk his relationship.. not worth it IMO.
I was kidding. Of course, if she ever faked being pregnant, then she would deserve that...
:werd: Maybe even worse. I'd be so pissed.
Dave_L
10-17-2005, 11:36 PM
her and i are fiendts
Weston
10-17-2005, 11:39 PM
her and i are fiendts
Why are you fiends now?
her and i are fiendts
LOL.. go to bed drunken one. We weren't even talkin about you and ashley. rofl.
Dave_L
10-17-2005, 11:53 PM
dont tel me wat to dO!!!!!!!!!! il dot watever aitah iwatnt to do you piceta of shit. lets go fith bc i nceed to do somethighn bcim drunk. thnk for talking to ash matt. we got it worked out. your my boy blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holla!
dont tel me wat to dO!!!!!!!!!! il dot watever aitah iwatnt to do you piceta of shit. lets go fith bc i nceed to do somethighn bcim drunk. thnk for talking to ash matt. we got it worked out. your my boy blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holla!
So you guys are back together...?
Get her pregnant.
Hire a male prostatute, then come home before she's had a chance to kick him out. Then yell at her for it. I'm sure she'd love that.
Dave_L
10-18-2005, 02:19 AM
So you guys are back together...?
I dont know.Were hangin out on wed night. Please dont say anything more to her tho.We're good right where her and I are at. You helped me out more than you needed to and i appreciate that. Thanks boi!
-=[Juztin]=-
10-18-2005, 06:43 AM
You should call her, tell her the last time u guys had sex the condomn broke and your now worried and she needs to get a pregnancy test. Nothing better than making her freak out :)
STIBungy
10-18-2005, 08:17 AM
It'd be even funnier getting busted by a cop playing a prank like that.
Fake her wheels being stolen. Go to her house in the middle of the night or during the day while she's at school and take them then leave the car on cinder blocks.
rmcdaniels
10-18-2005, 08:19 AM
http://www.paladin-press.com/detail.aspx?ID=338
HondaPower
10-18-2005, 08:24 AM
It'd be even funnier getting busted by a cop playing a prank like that.
Hell yeah!!!
blackciv4
10-18-2005, 08:25 AM
Put the car on jack stands. No harm done, wont take that long and would be classic! She leaves to go somewhere and her shit is up in the air.
Steve_C
10-18-2005, 08:37 AM
Maybe Sam's Club carries the foodservice size plastic wrap, or maybe hit the dollar store?sam's club is gonna be a bit more expensive, but pony up the extra money and get it. you don't want to run out of seran wrap midcar. or go to a delivery company like DHL or some sort of transportation company and pay the dock worker like 5 bucks for his industrial size seran wrap roll.
rmcdaniels
10-18-2005, 08:43 AM
Lowes has the big stretchy plastic wrap rolls that you use to wrap stuff for shipment.
rmcdaniels
10-18-2005, 08:50 AM
Take out an ad in the local papers for a garage/estate sale at her place, list a bunch of valuable stuff like antiques, Silver, china, rare coins/stamps, etc. List the start time as 7:00 A.M. on Sunday morning. Take her out drinking Saturday night, then drop her off and leave before 6:00. People will start showing around 6:00 so they can get first pick of the good stuff. They will be really pissed when they find out there is no garage sale.
Ashton
10-18-2005, 10:33 AM
Wrap her car in seran wrap.. or before you guys go out one night unplug both of your battery terminals (by both I mean, on her car and yours).. and do this before a big night out.. like an anniversary or something juicy. You'll go to start the car, and nothing... "fuck it let's take your car." Nothing. :D You get the drift.
and you wonder why you're single?
and you wonder why you're single?
Actually, no. I know exactley why. It's cuz I broke up with my ex, douchebag. GTFO.
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 11:09 AM
and you wonder why you're single?
And you wonder why people hate you. STFU, Ass Rammington.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:40 AM
LOL you actually can get it at sams. My friend Adam and I did that last week. I think it was like 10.00 something little.. But it is like a shit load.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:43 AM
Actually, no. I know exactley why. It's cuz I broke up with my ex, douchebag. GTFO.
trust me matt you wernt the only one wanting out. DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING DO. PERIOD
Dave_L
10-18-2005, 11:46 AM
trust me matt you wernt the only one wanting out. DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING DO. PERIOD
DON'T CALL THE COPS ON ME!!!!
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:47 AM
gay
floored4door
10-18-2005, 11:48 AM
Here we go again. Start a new thread to whore in mmmk? Thanks Pete.
trust me matt you wernt the only one wanting out. DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING DO. PERIOD
I didn't even fucking mention any names you drama queen. Besides, I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. You're not in charge of me. Last time I checked the first amendment WAS still part of the constitution. You know, the one that declares freedom of speech, press, etc. etc., but most importantly being the SPEECH part? That's right.. I have the freedom to express my opinion. Sure, you can whine about it.. but that just gives everyone a little bit of entertainment. :D
floored4door
10-18-2005, 11:49 AM
And you wonder why people hate you. STFU, Ass
Rammington.
HOLY SHIT. Once again you get me laughing out loud! Not sure why I found this so damn funny but I did.
:rofl: :rofl:
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:52 AM
I didn't even fucking mention any names you drama queen. Besides, I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. You're not in charge of me. Last time I checked the first amendment WAS still part of the constitution. You know, the one that declares freedom of speech, press, etc. etc., but most importantly being the SPEECH part? That's right.. I have the freedom to express my opinion. Sure, you can whine about it.. but that just gives everyone a little bit of entertainment. :D
Grow up matt. You need to leave me out of your life. Like i said B4 and will say again. You think people know about your little one night flings and calling them your ex? Please. Like I said DO NOT BRING MY NAME OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME UP! fucking duh Matt it isnt hard. Maybe someone who isnt drama filled would understand that. meh back on topic.
Grow up matt. You need to leave me out of your life. Like i said B4 and will say again. You think people know about your little one night flings and calling them your ex? Please. Like I said DO NOT BRING MY NAME OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME UP! fucking duh Matt it isnt hard. Maybe someone who isnt drama filled would understand that. meh back on topic.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: What do I even say back to that? lol.. I don't think I even really NEED to say anything. :rofl:
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:54 AM
DON'T CALL THE COPS ON ME!!!!
Dave if you knew 1/2 of the shit matt did you wouldnt say anything. Matt is the "perfect little boyfriend" bwahahaha yeah ok. Damaging shit through BOTH apartments is something to be proud of. Breaking down the front door. Shit im in the wrong here. Peace out
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 11:56 AM
trust me matt you wernt the only one wanting out. DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING DO. PERIOD
:rolleyes:
You antagonistic drama queen - take it somewhere else. This shit is getting old.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 11:57 AM
dont flatter yourself Chris this has NOTHING to do with you.
Dave if you knew 1/2 of the shit matt did you wouldnt say anything. Matt is the "perfect little boyfriend" bwahahaha yeah ok. Damaging shit through BOTH apartments is something to be proud of. Breaking down the front door. Shit im in the wrong here. Peace out
Any of the guys here will agree, better to take it out on the apartment, house, etc., rather than the woman.. ermm.. I mean, GIRL. Cuz then she could call the cops on you and say you hit her, oh wait, you still did that anyways. My bad. :rolleyes:
Dave_L
10-18-2005, 11:59 AM
Im just adding fuel to the fire at the moment. W00t! WHo wants to get drunk?
floored4door
10-18-2005, 11:59 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: What do I even say back to that? lol.. I don't think I even really NEED to say anything. :rofl:
I don't either. JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND NEVER EVAR EVER EVAR EVAR! SAY HER NAME AGAIN. NEVAR!!!!
Im just adding fuel to the fire at the moment. W00t! WHo wants to get drunk?
Let's dooooo eeeeet.
I don't either. JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND NEVER EVAR EVER EVAR EVAR! SAY HER NAME AGAIN. NEVAR!!!!
:rofl: NEVER EVARRRR?!?!
I'm going to have to side with Matt on this one. Please shut the fuck up, you're just embarrassing yourself.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 12:02 PM
whatever you guys dont know matt like i DID. LIKE I SAID MATT AND WILL TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME DONT FUCKING INCLUDE MY NAME OR ANYTHING ABOUT ME
Skaterkid
10-18-2005, 12:06 PM
:rolleyes:
I'm sorry when did you become queen of everyone else so you can control what they do? Seriously, just stop caring what other people say about you and move on to living your life. It makes life for the rest of us on the board a little nicer.
Thanks,
Management.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 12:08 PM
cause it hast to do with me. Its plain and simple.Dont bring me up. period im done. have a nice day
Skaterkid
10-18-2005, 12:09 PM
I didn't see the words "Katie" come up until you stirred things up. In fact I see nothing here that warranted the reaction you've given us.
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 12:09 PM
dont flatter yourself Chris this has NOTHING to do with you.
Then get it off a public forum and take the advice of the picture in my signature. kthxbye.
Then get it off a public forum and take the advice of the picture in my signature. kthxbye.
Werd, and werd to Skaterkid's last posts, and muthafuggin werd to stu.
Weston-work
10-18-2005, 12:22 PM
trust me matt you wernt the only one wanting out. DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN ANYTHING YOU FUCKING DO. PERIOD
I don't know either of you in person, but I do know what I see here... I see Matt minding his own business and you coming into this thread and attacking him. He wasn't the one that brought up the subject of your relationship, and when someone did indirectly bring it up, he addressed it as simply and briefly as he could have, without even mentioning names or attacking you in any way. You are the one that brought the subject/drama of your relationship into this thread, and you are the one who picked the fight.
I realize that there are two sides to every story, but your behavior here makes it appear that you are very insecure and seeking revenge, which gives a lot more credibility to Matt's side of the story. Regardless of what he did or didn't really do, that's how your actions here make you look. I really didn't think or care too much about the matter, as I was not involved and it was none of my business, but now you have brought it here and tried to involve other people. I could point out how much you are acting like the last girl I was with, who became well known here and earned the nickname "the bicycle", but I think that we can all see that for ourselves. I sincerely hope you are not actually like her, as she was deeply troubled and clearly needed serious psychological help, but from what I've seen here, I'm worried that you may be. She did some pretty horrible and evil things, and I still can't even understand why (she screwed herself over countless times), but I try not to hold a grudge because that only hurts me in the long run. I suggest you try to do the same and move on. Dwelling on the subjects like these only serves to make you more angry and bitter, and prevents you from moving on.
Dave_L
10-18-2005, 12:23 PM
Lets have a sexy party!
floored4door
10-18-2005, 12:23 PM
BAN!!!
floored4door
10-18-2005, 12:25 PM
I don't know either of you in person, but I do know what I see here... I see Matt minding his own business and you coming into this thread and attacking him. He wasn't the one that brought up the subject of your relationship, and when someone did indirectly bring it up, he addressed it as simply and briefly as he could have, without even mentioning names or attacking you in any way. You are the one that brought the subject/drama of your relationship into this thread, and you are the one who picked the fight.
I realize that there are two sides to every story, but your behavior here makes it appear that you are very insecure and seeking revenge, which gives a lot more credibility to Matt's side of the story. Regardless of what he did or didn't really do, that's how your actions here make you look. I really didn't think or care too much about the matter, as I was not involved and it was none of my business, but now you have brought it here and tried to involve other people. I could point out how much you are acting like the last girl I was with, who became well known here and earned the nickname "the bicycle", but I think that we can all see that for ourselves. I sincerely hope you are not actually like her, as she was deeply troubled and clearly needed serious psychological help, but from what I've seen here, I'm worried that you may be. She did some pretty horrible and evil things, and I still can't even understand why (she screwed herself over countless times), but I try not to hold a grudge because that only hurts me in the long run. I suggest you try to do the same and move on. Dwelling on the subjects like these only serves to make you more angry and bitter, and prevents you from moving on.
:werd:
BAN!!!
:werd:
Weston - :werd: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Dave - let's do it up man. Invite Kara though, or ban. Party at Dave's!
Skaterkid
10-18-2005, 12:27 PM
I don't know either of you in person, but I do know what I see here... I see Matt minding his own business and you coming into this thread and attacking him. He wasn't the one that brought up the subject of your relationship, and when someone did indirectly bring it up, he addressed it as simply and briefly as he could have, without even mentioning names or attacking you in any way. You are the one that brought the subject/drama of your relationship into this thread, and you are the one who picked the fight.
Werd to that. If he had said, "well my dumb lying bitch of an ex-g/f, Katie...." I could see the point, but all he said was he broke up with his ex g/f. So, the best thing to do in all of this would really be to let it go, but no, an opportunity to raise drama came and......
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 12:45 PM
I don't know either of you in person, but I do know what I see here... I see Matt minding his own business and you coming into this thread and attacking him. He wasn't the one that brought up the subject of your relationship, and when someone did indirectly bring it up, he addressed it as simply and briefly as he could have, without even mentioning names or attacking you in any way. You are the one that brought the subject/drama of your relationship into this thread, and you are the one who picked the fight.
I realize that there are two sides to every story, but your behavior here makes it appear that you are very insecure and seeking revenge, which gives a lot more credibility to Matt's side of the story. Regardless of what he did or didn't really do, that's how your actions here make you look. I really didn't think or care too much about the matter, as I was not involved and it was none of my business, but now you have brought it here and tried to involve other people. I could point out how much you are acting like the last girl I was with, who became well known here and earned the nickname "the bicycle", but I think that we can all see that for ourselves. I sincerely hope you are not actually like her, as she was deeply troubled and clearly needed serious psychological help, but from what I've seen here, I'm worried that you may be. She did some pretty horrible and evil things, and I still can't even understand why (she screwed herself over countless times), but I try not to hold a grudge because that only hurts me in the long run. I suggest you try to do the same and move on. Dwelling on the subjects like these only serves to make you more angry and bitter, and prevents you from moving on.
:werd:
She came into that thread, and for no reason apparent to me other than a lame attempt at getting attention, attacked Matt. The immaturity level is certainly weighted a little more heavily on one side than another; and while I'm on the topic of attention whoring - notice she has her MySpace profile link in her sig. Does that not scream "Hey guys, look at me?"
The point is that he didn't say anything at all, and this basket case comes on here bitching and moaning about how he should just leave her out of things.
It's pretty hard to leave you out of something when you jump into shit with both feet and mouth running.
I'd have broken up with her too Matt.
It's pretty hard to leave you out of something when you jump into shit with both feet and mouth running.
I'd have broken up with her too Matt.
:rofl: +1
This is Eric's girlfriend? I happen to like Eric. I see a conundrum a comin'.
This is Eric's girlfriend? I happen to like Eric. I see a conundrum a comin'.
Yep. I don't foresee a problem at all. It doesn't concern him, so he has no business saying anything.
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 03:10 PM
"...because that's not me."
:rofl:
"...because that's not me."
:rofl:
+1 :D
Seved
10-18-2005, 03:14 PM
hahahahahaha ok so i got her. Her dad went in on it and instead of seran wrapping her car. I seran wrapped her entire closest. All of the clothes together, all of the drawers shut. I did all of her shoes in a giant mess. I used about 30$'s of seran wrap and it took sooo freaking long, good thing her dad helped me. All in all it took about 2 hours... I'll let you guyes know how her reaction was I just did it while she was at school. I wish i had a camera to take pictures, i'll keep you updated on what she does :)
Damn I was gonna ask for pics too! :D Sorry about your thread getting hi-jacked, btw.
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 05:25 PM
wow this is great. I dont post and you guys all start talking MORE shit. lol. I didnt direct ANYTHING i said to anyone OTHER THEN MATT. So i dont see why everyone is all putting there two cents in. Whatever i really dont care. I think that it is funny that you guys do that childish shit but that is just me. have a nice day :)
Seved
10-18-2005, 05:28 PM
Its my thread, I will put my two cents. Get out!
Its my thread, I will put my two cents. Get out!
:werd:
wow this is great. I dont post and you guys all start talking MORE shit. lol. I didnt direct ANYTHING i said to anyone OTHER THEN MATT. So i dont see why everyone is all putting there two cents in. Whatever i really dont care. I think that it is funny that you guys do that childish shit but that is just me. have a nice day :)
Yeah, that IS just you.
Weston-work
10-18-2005, 05:40 PM
wow this is great. I dont post and you guys all start talking MORE shit. lol. I didnt direct ANYTHING i said to anyone OTHER THEN MATT. So i dont see why everyone is all putting there two cents in. Whatever i really dont care. I think that it is funny that you guys do that childish shit but that is just me. have a nice day :)
A true woman... having an outburst like a little kid, full of hate and cursing, with no provocation and no reason for it to be here, and then trying to turn it around and accuse others of being childish. :rolleyes: WTF goes on in your heads? Do you really think you are fooling anyone at all? Playing the "mature" role all of the sudden doesn't erase what happened earlier.
LeonZ
10-18-2005, 05:53 PM
wow this is great. I dont post and you guys all start talking MORE shit. lol. I didnt direct ANYTHING i said to anyone OTHER THEN MATT. So i dont see why everyone is all putting there two cents in. Whatever i really dont care. I think that it is funny that you guys do that childish shit but that is just me. have a nice day :)
im done.
Is there a definition of "done" I'm not aware of?
period
That time of the month, eh?
motocrosschick1
10-18-2005, 06:02 PM
LOL OMG THIS IS GREAT
LOL OMG THIS IS GREAT
Seems like someone doesn't have much more to say.. :rofl:
anyways, back on topic. another fun prank is to get like 1000 dixie cups, and fill them all up with water then place them in her room. she wont be able to do anythign without picking up each one unless she wants all her sttuff wet. thats a fun one to do.
Saran wrapping a car is cool too. big rolls arent that expensive, and last a long time (me and my friends have about 1/5th roll left and have done over 30 cars. yay 10000 yards)
ill give some more away later!
Where did you pickup the roll at?
Aracheon
10-18-2005, 07:52 PM
wow this is great. I dont post and you guys all start talking MORE shit. lol. I didnt direct ANYTHING i said to anyone OTHER THEN MATT. So i dont see why everyone is all putting there two cents in. Whatever i really dont care. I think that it is funny that you guys do that childish shit but that is just me. have a nice day :)
Childish shit? You don't see why people are putting their opinions in?
I believe it was YOU who started the unneeded crap with absolutely no provocation. I believe it was YOU who persisted with the name calling.
Secondly, people are putting their $0.02 in because you, again, posted this on a public forum. Everything is fair game. Get used to it.
Where did you pickup the roll at?
costco had it the last time i was in there. if not, just go around back and flash like 15 bucks to one of the people unloading crap. they will usually hook you up.
Science teacher told me to pull apart oreos and stick them to the car, said its the worst to get off but still doesnt damage anything. So, that and then wrap everything in seran wrap would be good. But post the reaction already!
Steve_C
10-19-2005, 04:32 PM
Science teacher told me to pull apart oreos and stick them to the car, said its the worst to get off but still doesnt damage anything. So, that and then wrap everything in seran wrap would be good. But post the reaction already!hahah, if you don't have oreo's, don't substitute cold cut deli meat. supposedly bologna will eat into the paint if it's on the car and it's sitting under the sun.
Dave_L
10-19-2005, 04:34 PM
hahah, if you don't have oreo's, don't substitute cold cut deli meat. supposedly bologna will eat into the paint if it's on the car and it's sitting under the sun.
Yeah, ive heard that too. Ive never tested it tho. I usually take the "put a rag in the gas tank and light it" method. Thats not always as funny tho...:D
rmcdaniels
10-19-2005, 04:43 PM
Get a stamp made with "From the personal library of" and her name, home address, and phone number.
Go to a porn shop and buy a stack of the nastiest and most disturbing porno magazines you can find.
Stamp them with the stamp.
Leave them laying around at her friends houses or public places like the mall or a park (don't get caught doing this last step).
Seved
10-19-2005, 05:20 PM
sorry for not posting!
When she found out she said she was going to kick my ass, but what she didn't know was i unplugged her car so it wouldn't start haha like someone suggested eailier. She was so pissed but it was all in good fun. She is still pealing off some of the ceran wrap around some of her shit.
sorry for not posting!
When she found out she said she was going to kick my ass, but what she didn't know was i unplugged her car so it wouldn't start haha like someone suggested eailier. She was so pissed but it was all in good fun. She is still pealing off some of the ceran wrap around some of her shit.
My idea also. :) Heh, good job.
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