Happy b-day Dima!

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Hope you don't have a hang over from last night LOL!

:Beer:

[Kwando]

Happy birthday... sorry i could not make it last night... did you guys end up going to kona grill?

[STIBungy]

Hahaha, we got Dima so drunk. Too bad I didnt bring my camera.

Let's see what he had last night: 3 sake bombers(4 shots per x 3=12), 1 white russian, 1 3-wise men. He was donedid.

We had to stop like 2 or 3 blocks from his house since he couldnt hold his bladder anymore and let him run out to this ditch. While trying to empty his bladder, he stumbles and falls multiple times wetting himself with his own fluid and ditch water. The funniest part is that he's wearing all white(white dress shirt and white pants) and peed like a racehorse. Needless to say, his clothes arent white anymore. :D

Good times, bro. Like I said, good thing birthdays only come once a year.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

bwahahahahahah :rofl:

[stu]

Happy birthday Dima! Mine is tomorrow.

[TXKompressor]

Happy B-Day Dima

[Steve_C]

dude, you shouldn't have made this thread till like 3-4 in the afternoon. that's when he should be up and able to read without falling over

[smithz]

Obviously he nevere made it to his computer to make his required "IM dddrunk somuch reght know" post.

I got worried when we were saying goodbye and his hands were wet. I don't know about you, but I'm praying for ditchwater...

[STIBungy]

Why do you think I barely brushed his hand and cracked knuckles?

So priceless seeing a drunk russian stumble so many times while trying to take a leak.

Obviously he nevere made it to his computer to make his required "IM dddrunk somuch reght know" post.

I got worried when we were saying goodbye and his hands were wet. I don't know about you, but I'm praying for ditchwater...

[smithz]

So priceless seeing a drunk russian stumble so many times while trying to take a leak.
Even funnier is how he kept reassuring us that he was fine... :rofl:

He is gonna be a hurtin unit today. Too bad he has to spend his whole day off talking to Ralph on the big white telephone...

[Steve_C]

sampleDima's conversation through out the coarse of the night to show how he progressed:

Meeting up at his house -
What's up fella's, glad you guys can make it.....
No, i'm dressed down

Parking at cherry creek-
ME : MOOOOOO ( loudly at some fat girl walking by, when hung's moo just wasn't loud enough)
That's wrong, that fat chick heard you steve :rofl:

Sitting down at Kona Grill-
sup justin......
I'll take a sake bomber and satay chicken

First sake bomber-
Cheers, fella's.
i see i can get 4 equal drinks off this 22 ounce bottle of kirian and sake.

Third sake bomber-
while failing to pour out 4 equal sake bombers, dima yells FUCK a whole lot.

5 minutes after his last drink which is 3 wise men
I see 3 fuckable asses walk by and i don't............................................. where the fuck did your ice tea come from?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck was stated on multiple occasions
stumbling through the restaurant, like a european metrosexual, we eventually make it to my car. detailing bucket in back set, ready to catch any reminents of spewed alcohol.

uneventful drive back up north, with dima phasing in and out of conciousness (sp?) and grabbing poor old man river in the back seat. the radio station was changed from 93.3's Eleven due to commercial, and dima immediatly wakes up, yelling, screaming and cursing like a drunk russian :D. channel was changed back to 93.3 and dima starts raving away. turn off on 120th, 3 blocks away from dima's house, he loses it and i quickly pull over.

as stated by hung, dima's off pissing like a race horse. we turn away while the deed is done, and hear a big splash. i jump out of the car to make sure dima's not knocked out. stumbling back up, he continues to piss while i get back to my car. walking around with his pants undone, he slips into my car still wet. my poor poor leather seats.


ahhhhhhh, it was a great night

[-=[Juztin]=-]

5 minutes after his last drink which is 3 wise men dima is talking:
"I see 3 fuckable asses walk by and i don't............................................. where the fuck did your ice tea come from?"
LOLOLOL that was a funny ass moment last night :rofl:


hear a big splash. stumbling back up, walking around with his pants undone, he slips into my car still wet. my poor poor leather seats.
bwahhahahahahahah :rofl: :rofl:

[Bee18c]

С днем рождения

[smithz]

Sweet that actually shows up correctly (in cyrillic) on my machine because I have it installed.

What's scary is that Dima still hasn't shown up on here... I bet he's still dousing his clothes with Spray n Wash...

[-=[Juztin]=-]

well i tried calling him to make sure he's okay but got his VM. crazy russian

[Steve_C]

he's fine. i was chatting with him on icq a hour or 2 ago. he said he needed to go to the store. probably for some more bleach/oxiclean

[smithz]

Would probably be simpler to just buy new pants and shirt...

[-=[Juztin]=-]

lol yeah, he just called, said he doens't remember anything after the restarurant. I guess it's a good thing he forgot peeing on himself and in your car :rofl:

[Steve_C]

he did start the message with " i fucking hate you guys ;)"

he pissed on himself and got my seat wet from the ditch water

[LeonZ]

Happy birthday Deeeema!!

Thanks for calling me, dicks.

[Steve_C]

dima stated he called you but you didn't pick up. pussy

[LeonZ]

No one called me.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

Leonzzzzzz, check your PM's once in a while!

[LeonZ]

=-']Leonzzzzzz, check your PM's once in a while!

?

No PMs since May...

[STIBungy]

Well I did ask about calling the "other" commie but Dima said he tried already. And this was before he was drunk.

[saabracr]

Sounds like an awesome birthday. I never fail to get wasted and cause trouble on mine.

[stu]

No one called me either.

[Steve_C]

No one called me either.all of us don't have your phone#. it's as elusive as getting a pic of angelina jolie eating lindsey lohan's clamstrip ;NutKick;

[STIBungy]

$25 was well worth it for the strong margarita and all the sushi and calamari I ate.

[Steve_C]

3 atlantic rolls, 2 spicy tuna rolls, 2 order of calimari, 1 satay chicken, 3 sake bombers, 3 margarita's, 2 soda's ( 1 for the DD :D), 1 white russian ( the drink, not dima) and a 3 wise men. total was 71 bucks. the waiter made 24 bucks tips off us. guess the non drinker should have divided the tab

[smithz]

No one called me either.
I asked them if they had called you, but noone seemed to have your number... we checked the bathroom walls but that had recently been painted over. Sorry stu.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

bwahahahah :rofl:

[wild.irish]

holy shit guys! i just got to notice this thread... :rofl: haven't read everything though, but just saying hi and thanks to everyone! :Beer:
and yeah... fuck if i remember anything - should have an entertaining reading ;)

[wild.irish]

So priceless seeing a drunk russian stumble so many times while trying to take a leak.
:fu: :fu: :fu: ;)

[wild.irish]

faaawwwwwkkk... holy shit guys, i can't believe i was sooo trashed... and what's that "3 wise men"? is it a drink i had???

Leo, Stu - i did PM you from when i was in Philadelphia, i did a multiple messaging, sorry if you didn't get it..

[smithz]

3 wisemen = Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker, and yes it was the last shot you had.

You can't believe you were so trashed? Apparently your memory must have shut off before you started doing sake bomber shots one after the other with like 30 seconds inbetween. We would start talking about something and there you would be with your glass up in the air again... :rofl: I was surprised you were still walking... well some might still describe it as walking. ;) Glad you are feeling better.

[wild.irish]

3 wisemen = Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker, and yes it was the last shot you had.
holy shit.... that's all i can say. no wonder i was still drunk the next morning ;)

i'm feeling ok and ready for a slightly less extravagant drinking :cheers: