Some fag in a 300M hit and run on 36 this morning

[smithz]

So this guy decides that he wanted to get pissed this morning for no reason and start riding my ass. Now I'm not talking about tailgating and not being able to see his headlights. I'm talking about literally so close that I couldn't see his fucking hood... nothing but windshield in the rear view. So I coasted down, because brake checking at 1/2" is not a good idea, then sped up to put some distance in between us. So he catches up to me again, due to traffic. Right back to trying to NHRAing my ass... I could read the name tags on the bugs smashed to his bumper in my side view. Then he fucking bumps me... I was like WTF? So I swerved into the right lane and braked hard to swerve back in behind him. 911 time... license plates. I followed him into Boulder till he made a left on a red light to get away... fag.

Fortunately it just dented the lip kit, and state patrol has his address and shit. Keep your fingers crossed that they nail the cunthole to the wall.

Hey 300M fag.... :fu:

[Deltron_3030]

Damn Jeff that shits crazy i travel on that highway almost everyday, hopes he gets whats coming to him. Just curious were you in the left or right lane?

[Steve_C]

after his ass get's thrown in jail, we should do a hai lynch mobbing on his ass

[smithz]

I was in the left lane... I was behind him for miles... from like the storagetek or flatirons exit. Lots of cars just toolin along... then when we were going up the hill after McCauslin he changed into the right lane, I sped up to fill the hole, then he threw a hissy fit because he lost his spot in line or something... that's when he decided to pratice his drafting skillz on me.

I do have his address from the report when they pulled his plates... colon evil fucking grin colon

[stu]

After he tapped me, I would have freaked and just locked up the fucking brakes. Sucks for that guy.

[smithz]

Yeah but that would have sucked for me too... days carved out of my life trying to get it fixed "right". Hopefully he's as stupid as he acted and will say something to the denver cops when they try and contact him.

[Steve_C]

if not, i'm always down for some ninja stealth/pirate fun colon eviler grin colon

[smithz]

He may suddenly find that none of his tires ever seem to stay inflated... hmmmmm

4 flats every morning, what a bitch.

[stu]

He may suddenly find that none of his tires ever seem to stay inflated... hmmmmm

4 flats every morning, what a bitch.

I always just wanted to ninja drain someone's oil. Like put it in a pan and dump it in their grass or something so they don't see it in their driveway and drive around on it.

And leave a little note on the windshield that says something like, "Who's in a hurry now?"

[Steve_C]

or his tires are amazingly shiney, even the tread. wonder how armor-all reacts to puddles

[Skaterkid]

I always just wanted to ninja drain someone's oil. Like put it in a pan and dump it in their grass or something so they don't see it in their driveway and drive around on it.

And leave a little note on the windshield that says something like, "Who's in a hurry now?"
That would rule. One seized engine comeing up!

[stu]

Plus, a seized motor won't get you attempted murder charges.

[Steve_C]

Plus, a seized motor won't get you attempted murder charges.it will if he cuts off a semi cause he was rushing to work. or attempts to drive under a moving semi, aka fast and furious style

[stu]

it will if he cuts off a semi cause he was rushing to work. or attempts to drive under a moving semi, aka fast and furious style

No it won't, that was his decision not mine.

[Steve_C]

in that case, i'm down for it. how about drain the oil pan plus 4 deflated tires? and how about mothballs in the gas tank? i remembered that from mcgyver

[exciv2000]

It was inrox, except he says that he doesn't own any fags.

[STIBungy]

Umm, what's the point in draining the oil if they cant drive it? :D

in that case, i'm down for it. how about drain the oil pan plus 4 deflated tires? and how about mothballs in the gas tank? i remembered that from mcgyver

[Steve_C]

Umm, what's the point in draining the oil if they cant drive it? :Dhe get ubber mad when he sees his tires are flat, so he'll gas it harder to go to the gas station to air it up. upon putting the accelerator down, the mothballs will release it's cargo of nitros, giving him a boost that he's never felt before. when he feels this extra power, he'll push his engine harder till it knocks like the dickens

[floored4door]

DO IT! What a Moop. Smithz what do you drive?

EDIT: Accord V6 is this a four door by any chance? What color?

EDIT AGAIN: Coupe it is. What color?

[smithz]

Blue...

[SlamMan]

Post his name and address.

[-=[Juztin]=-]

w3rd, that pisses me off, I'd be inclined to dump a couple of gallons of gas in his car and set it ablaze....

[smithz]

Two names on registration:
Alexander King/ Xaviere Lovely
1421 Quincy St.
Denver, CO 80220

Metallic gold Chrysler 300M, plates 876-IKF

[Deltron_3030]

Xaviere Lovely

LMAO that has got to be a fake

[smithz]

LMAO that has got to be a fake
You would hope so anyways... it's what the cop wrote down on the report... so who knows.

[floored4door]

GO pour some brake fluid all over his ride, I bet that will turn heads.

[smithz]

Paint stripper would work too...

[smithz]

Oh yeah, in case anyone decides to go ninja... let me know so I can get myself a solid alibi... :king:

[Steve_C]

not finding that addy man. it should either bet 1421 w quincy ave, or 1421 quince st

[smithz]

Hopefully they didn't fuck it up... but that's all I have on the report.

[smithz]

DO IT! What a Moop. Smithz what do you drive?

EDIT: Accord V6 is this a four door by any chance? What color?

EDIT AGAIN: Coupe it is. What color?
Curious why you were asking?

[doctorstupid]

I'm pretty sure I would hit the brakes and/or do my damndest to spin out. Attempted murder charges > *

[LeonZ]

I would've freaked out if he hit me. Good luck

[STIBungy]

:werd: I'd get his plates and then do that in case the other idiots on the road cant remember who it was or what car.

I'm pretty sure I would hit the brakes and/or do my damndest to spin out. Attempted murder charges > *

[powder311]

I still like the idea of a midnight oil removal.. that would be a little overkill but still deserved.. Also i wouldn't slash the tires if you did that cuz he might eventually figure it out.. The best part would be some noob posting that when he starts his car it sounds bad, is smoking badly, and smells like shit.. lol.. that would be priceless...

[smithz]

I never said anything about slashing... just remove the valve from the stem on every tire...

[BlueFang08]

Get some aircraft paint remover (or whatever its called) and just dump a 1/2 gallon of that on his car. ;)

[V8SpankR]

Keep us updated since I really hope the cops nail douchbags like that.

[floored4door]

Curious why you were asking?

I just thought I might know you, or have seen your car around. But I don't believe I do. The accord I have seen around was a White Sedan dropped on some big rims, maybe 18's or so with that same exhaust. It is a really nice sedan. I thought that might be you. Guess not. Just wondering.

[smithz]

No worries, just curious...

Here's my car... members.cardomain.com/smithz (http://members.cardomain.com/smithz)

[smithz]

So I just got a call from the state trooper. They got ahold of him and he fed them some bullshit about me road raging on him, which is a total fucking lie. So he told me that they cited him with "Following too closely". I was like WTF? What about hit and fucking run? Trooper: "blah blah blah" basically it's my word against his and since he decided just to make shit up about stuff I didn't even do, he only got that ticket. I did get his phone number and insurance. I got ahold of them and they are of course going to just pay for it, hopefully I'll get a few extra bucks since I can installed the lip myself. I'll try and have my friend Harry at the dealership give me a "dealer quote" or something...

After a while we can terrorize this fuck... I just don't want it coming back on me. Anyways, there's the update.

[wild.irish]

Chrysler 300M
for some reason this car just irritates me every time i see it... i positively hate this car. dunno why, but just hate it.

and btw, even though accord is famous for strong bumpers, hitting brakes hard when this shitbrick is two inches from your ass would really be not a good idea ;)

[floored4door]

Nice Car Domain Page. Probably one of the best I have seen. I will have to do one of those one day. . .

[smithz]

for some reason this car just irritates me every time i see it... i positively hate this car. dunno why, but just hate it.

and btw, even though accord is famous for strong bumpers, hitting brakes hard when this shitbrick is two inches from your ass would really be not a good idea ;)
2 inches? That was the *furthest* he was from me... fuckhole. Like I said I'll give it a few months then we can have fun calling him over and over at 3 in the morning.

[smithz]

Nice Car Domain Page. Probably one of the best I have seen. I will have to do one of those one day. . .
Thanks, I try... there isn't much for the 7th gens so I figured it might help some people do a little research. My page finally broke a 1000 hits... took long enough. There are people on there with complete shitboxes with like 25K hits...

[blue]

hawt car

[dc2drifterx]

Good luck with everything.

[BluByU]

I want to call temper tantrum Terry! Let's hold a meet on his front lawn.

[smithz]

I like that idea...