The new Gal

[99lude]

Name's Jen, just thought I would check and see what ya'll are about. I go to school in Boulder and I autocross a 1999 Prelude.

[Brian]

welcome to the site :)

[Aracheon]

What's your season number?

[Steve_C]

welcome

[apocs93lude]

lookie another prelude owner, and it's a GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, whats up welcome to the board.

[99lude]

My number is 152 SM

[Dave_L]

Welcome.

[stu]

Post pictures of your parents please.

[Steve_C]

and your racing shoes

[Kwando]

welcome! whats your sign... nice shoes wanna ______?

[Weston-work]

Funny to see you here, Jenna. Welcome to HAI. Let me know if you need me to punch any of these pervs in the throat... :D

[Dave_L]

Funny to see you here, Jenna. Welcome to HAI. Let me know if you need me to punch any of these pervs in the throat... :D
Looks like ill just have to wear my throat gaurd next time i see you. :)

[Steve_C]

i'll just invite diaper rash along, give weston a mike's hard lemonade, and watch the ensuing chaos errupt :D

[STIBungy]

Is this the Jenna we met at the Colorado School of Mines car show?


Funny to see you here, Jenna. Welcome to HAI. Let me know if you need me to punch any of these pervs in the throat... :D

[chris_venturini]

Salsa fight!

[Weston-work]

Is this the Jenna we met at the Colorado School of Mines car show?

Yes.

[David]

are your arms of normal length?

[Aracheon]

Yes.

http://www.aracheon.com/avatar/shootcat.jpg

[99lude]

Thanks Weston

Hear is an old picture of da car
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/99lude/f7ea1311.jpg
And last i checked my arms were the same length.

Please Don't shoot the kitty.

[Aracheon]

That vaguely looks like Ryan Baumgartner's Prelude.


Kitty stays alive if Weston sends pictures. :D

[99lude]

AHHH.

[2002jettavr6]

That vaguely looks like Ryan Baumgartner's Prelude.


Kitty stays alive if Weston sends pictures. :D


you wont nude pics of Weston




you need help man

[saabracr]

I saw you on baseline the other day. Welcome.

[Aracheon]

you wont nude pics of Weston




you need help man


I was planning on using them in conjunction with my redneck pocket-booty.

[Weston-work]

That vaguely looks like Ryan Baumgartner's Prelude.

Same generation of Prelude, but different color and not as many stickers.

Kitty stays alive if Weston sends pictures. :D

Sorry, this is all I have (http://www.generic-racing.com/photos/albums/userpics/10010/P1011928.jpg) :D

[David]

and all I can say is wow...never seen an Integra thats into bondage before

[Skaterkid]

Welcome Jen!

[Aracheon]

Same generation of Prelude, but different color and not as many stickers.



Sorry, this is all I have (http://www.generic-racing.com/photos/albums/userpics/10010/P1011928.jpg) :D


Hence why I said... vaguely. :)

That picture of Jen roughly resembles a white Integra... I can't make out her facial features too well. You suck at this game.

[Weston-work]

Who do you think is driving it?

[Aracheon]

A trunk monkey.

[99lude]

Hence why I said... vaguely. :)

That picture of Jen roughly resembles a white Integra... I can't make out her facial features too well. You suck at this game.
This is all you get. http://home.earthlink.net/~broadviewrider/jen/

[Weston-work]

A trunk monkey.

No, I'm in the passenger seat. :rofl:

[Aracheon]

No, I'm in the passenger seat. :rofl:

http://www.aracheon.com/smilies/bigthumbup.gif

[Aracheon]

This is all you get. http://home.earthlink.net/~broadviewrider/jen/


You have saved kitty's life.

[99lude]

You have saved kitty's life. I was getting a little worried there for a second.

[TheJackal]

do you want a date with a power ranger?

http://12in12.com/austin/race.jpg

[Deltron_3030]

damn u leg humping mofos got this to 3 pages already?

oh yea i go to CU too

[Aracheon]

I was getting a little worried there for a second.


:D

[99lude]

do you want a date with a power ranger?

http://12in12.com/austin/race.jpg

You have officially traumatized me for the rest of my life.

[Dave_L]

You have officially traumatized me for the rest of my life.
:rofl: :rofl:

[Weston-work]

You have officially traumatized me for the rest of my life.

:rofl: By the way, that's Austin... the "scary guy" with the spikey hair and giant earring holes that you saw at Tobi's shop. :rofl:

[MirageZ31]

You have officially traumatized me for the rest of my life.
:rofl: Welcome

[TheJackal]

:rofl: By the way, that's Austin... the "scary guy" with the spikey hair and giant earring holes that you saw at Tobi's shop. :rofl:

Ooh thats her?

[TheJackal]

You have officially traumatized me for the rest of my life.

Yessssssssssssssss


/napoleon

[LeonZ]

My name is Leo, I enjoy long walks on the beach and drinking everclear on fire.

[99lude]

Ooh thats her?
Oh come on, you don't remember me?

[TheJackal]

Oh come on, you don't remember me?

No I was too busy bashing 4 yr olds into concrete

[apocs93lude]

DAMN 4 pages, I've only got 2 :( sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo how bout me and you chill and talk about our preludes, no long walks of everclear, or power rangers, we can do the whole, you show me yours, I'll show you mines....



















...... I meant showing each others preludes :-D 'burnout:

[99lude]

DAMN 4 pages, I've only got 2 :( sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo how bout me and you chill and talk about our preludes, no long walks of everclear, or power rangers, we can do the whole, you show me yours, I'll show you mines....



















...... I meant showing each others preludes :-D 'burnout:
lol , will see.

[99lude]

No I was too busy bashing 4 yr olds into concrete
AWWWWWW that's not nice.

[apocs93lude]

HAHAHAHAHA I GOT A "WILL SEE" yup thats right...'burnout:

[stu]

DAMN 4 pages, I've only got 2 :( sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo how bout me and you chill and talk about our preludes, no long walks of everclear, or power rangers, we can do the whole, you show me yours, I'll show you mines....
...... I meant showing each others preludes :-D 'burnout:


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA



Fucking classic!

[99lude]

OH MY ! :rolleyes:

[TheJackal]

DAMN 4 pages, I've only got 2 :( sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo how bout me and you chill and talk about our preludes, no long walks of everclear, or power rangers, we can do the whole, you show me yours, I'll show you mines....


...... I meant showing each others preludes :-D 'burnout:

Ill buy you guys a box of crackers as long as you tape it for me...

[99lude]

Ill buy you guys a box of crackers as long as you tape it for me...

only a box of crackers?

[TheJackal]

only a box of crackers?

Well were not Jenna Haze or Krystal Steal are we?

[Steve_C]

Well were not Jenna Haze or Krystal Steal are we?
jenna is hawt, even if she only does girl porn now

[HornyAngel]

Austin, what poster is that on your wall? Well, im guess its your wall..

hm... or should i address you as a power ranger instead of austin?? im so confused....

[TheJackal]

Austin, what poster is that on your wall? Well, im guess its your wall..

hm... or should i address you as a power ranger instead of austin?? im so confused....

The abercrombie one that you cant buy that they use for their seasonal decorations, its austin, pokemon, edward scissor hands, i think i have been called all of those

[99lude]

Well were not Jenna Haze or Krystal Steal are we?
nope

[TheJackal]

nope

K so its one box.

[Aracheon]

I don't get it.

[99lude]

I don't get it.
Then no video

[apocs93lude]

can I have a copy of our video ? 'burnout:

[TheJackal]

Then no video

If you guys eat more then 1 box of crackers at one damn sitting, then I dont even want to see the video...

[99lude]

If you guys eat more then 1 box of crackers at one damn sitting, then I dont even want to see the video...

I don't want crackers!
FOOD=BAD

[TheJackal]

I don't want crackers!
FOOD=BAD

How bout a cookie?

[99lude]

How bout a cookie?
That's still food. So no.

[Aracheon]

I can see where this is going...

[Weston]

Yeah, poor Jenna has no idea how disturbed our Austin is. :rofl:

[Aracheon]

Hey now, give him some credit. Austin's a good guy.




















A better woman, but a good guy. :gapteeth:

[Weston]

Hey now, give him some credit. Austin's a good guy.
...
A better woman, but a good guy. :gapteeth:

Hmm, so that's why we never see Austin and Jordan together... it's like Michael and Janet Jackson... they're the same person!

[HornyAngel]

* a better power ranger

[Aracheon]

Hmm, so that's why we never see Austin and Jordan together... it's like Michael and Janet Jackson... they're the same person!


He's gonna be pissed. :D

[-=[Juztin]=-]

LOL, welcome to HAI Jen! :cool:

Weston, Jen...

I have one question...

























Which one of you is faster at the track?

[99lude]

=-']LOL, welcome to HAI Jen! :cool:

Weston, Jen...

I have one question...

























Which one of you is faster at the track?
Weston is, But only by a 2 seconds.

[apocs93lude]

what are ya'lls times

[Th3Cleaner]

lookie another prelude owner, and it's a GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, whats up welcome to the board.

Did I not mention all Prelude owners were girls :D

















































j/k

[apocs93lude]

funny.... haha

[TheJackal]

Hmm, so that's why we never see Austin and Jordan together... it's like Michael and Janet Jackson... they're the same person!

(not allowed to say anything for fear of getting kicked of the house)

[99lude]

I'll take your word that Austin is a good guy. He makes a pretty sexy but scary power ranger.

[stu]

This is all you get. http://home.earthlink.net/~broadviewrider/jen/

Sweet website. lol

[Aracheon]

I'll take your word that Austin is a good guy. He makes a pretty sexy but scary power ranger.


He makes a better pink ranger.

[Weston]

Did he ever install the pink turbo, or was it all just a tease? :rofl:

[Aracheon]

The last picture I saw of it, the compressor housing was metallic in color... so no, I don't think he's made it pink. I was seriously going to give him $10.00 if he did it.

[V8SpankR]

Wow,6 pages in less than 24 hors;this board has the finest leg humpers in Colorado.

Oh yeah,welcome and it's nice to see a female that races, especially autox.

[Tmann26]

I dunno why, but this vid came to mind reading this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/attention.php
I'm not trying to dis ya, just the way all the horn-dogs came out, it's funny stuff, lol. OMG hi2u. I second that, lol. Welcome to the forums. :cheers:

[99lude]

:rolleyes:

[stu]

I know, this thread reminds me of track 9 on the new Snow Patrol album.










Wait, no it doesn't, that was another thread. What this thread reminds me of is getting my penis slammed in a locked car door in the middle of a forest. Then having to rip it in half to run for my life from the two hungry mountain lions that showed up after I stopped screaming. That's what this thread reminds me of.

[fantasya98]

well, at least shes not like that dsm chick a month back..

[stu]

How do you know, maybe she is.

[exciv2000]

I know, this thread reminds me of track 9 on the new Snow Patrol album.










Wait, no it doesn't, that was another thread. What this thread reminds me of is getting my penis slammed in a locked car door in the middle of a forest. Then having to rip it in half to run for my life from the two hungry mountain lions that showed up after I stopped screaming. That's what this thread reminds me of.


mountain lions are generally solitary animals until it's either mating season or the mothers are with their cubs. They rarely hunt together.

[fantasya98]

mountain lions are generally solitary animals until it's either mating season or the mothers are with their cubs. They rarely hunt together.

^its a coincidence.. either way, he lost his penis so the mountain lions are the least of his worries lol

[stu]

Well, that's true, but the only time I really was hunted by mountain lions, we were pretty sure that there were two. :p

[David]

jesus, I dont read this thread for a day and you people start talking about the mating rituals of mountain lions...

[TheJackal]

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?!?

[stu]

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?!?

I'll sign the waiver as David's legal gaurdian, but only this one time.

[Kwando]

jesus, I dont read this thread for a day and you people start talking about the mating rituals of mountain lions...



w3rd

[TheJackal]

I'll sign the waiver as David's legal gaurdian, but only this one time.

Haaha, that was good... Stu's comment, not davids ride..

[Conrad]

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!?!?!?

Austin, Dont you have to hit puberty before your able to give the above mentioned ride! :rofl:

[Weston-work]

Austin, Dont you have to hit puberty before your able to give the above mentioned ride! :rofl:

:werd: :rofl: I can't picture Austin growing a mustache... this is the guy who shaves his arms. ;UgH:

Edit: w00t! 100th reply to this thread.

[Aracheon]

:werd: :rofl: I can't picture Austin growing a mustache... this is the guy who shaves his arms. ;UgH:

Edit: w00t! 100th reply to this thread.


Power Rangers are teenagers... I don't recall the red ranger, any of them, having moustaches. ;)

[TheJackal]

:werd: :rofl: I can't picture Austin growing a mustache... this is the guy who shaves his arms. ;UgH:

Edit: w00t! 100th reply to this thread.

And legs. And Stomach. And pecker, shall I go on?

[stu]

And legs. And Stomach. And pecker, shall I go on?

What else is there?

[Aracheon]

Please no.

[stu]

Actually, I'm curious if you actually shave around your asshole, and if so, how? Do you just get like a very narow razor with a pivoting head and go to work squatting over a mirror? Or do you just steal your sister's waxing materials when she's at school or something, cause that's what I would do.

[TheJackal]

What else is there?

Assfro, yea thats gone to.

[Aracheon]

Get a room, you two.

[TheJackal]

Actually, I'm curious if you actually shave around your asshole, and if so, how? Do you just get like a very narow razor with a pivoting head and go to work squatting over a mirror? Or do you just steal your sister's waxing materials when she's at school or something, cause that's what I would do.

We were typing at the same time.. No you use buzzers reallllly carefully, and you get in some weird ass positions, let me tell you.

[Aracheon]

We were typing at the same time.. No you use buzzers reallllly carefully, and you get in some weird ass positions, let me tell you.

If Austin had to describe his sex life on a game show, this is what he would say. :rofl:

[Weston-work]

Please don't answer any more of Stu's questions... the answers are more disturbing than the questions. But I am wondering something: WHY!? Aren't you taking this "metrosexual" thing a little far?

[Aracheon]

You know that ain't gonna happen... Stu's inquiries are far too intriguing for Austin to ignore.

[apocs93lude]

sooooo..... how bout we get back to the "welcome to the board" stuff....

[V8SpankR]

Yeah,let the leg humping once again commence.

[99lude]

lol

[Weston]

OMG HI2U! ;)

[TheJackal]

LOLZZZ