View Full Version : Someone stole my lunch!
Aracheon
04-13-2005, 12:32 PM
After one of the meetings here at work yesterday, there was some extra catered lunches left over, so I grabbed a couple. I brought one with me for lunch today, and even wrote my name on the bag. I went to the kitchen at lunch to get it, and someone fucking ganked it! I walked around to all the offices in the building to see if I could spot it anywhere, and my poor stolen lunch was not to be found. :cry:
STIBungy
04-13-2005, 12:46 PM
So someone stole something that you stole. :D
Aracheon
04-13-2005, 12:46 PM
No.. they were up for grabs. :P
LeonZ
04-13-2005, 12:48 PM
Tell them to give it back or I shoot the Fucking Cat.
Talontsiawd95
04-13-2005, 12:49 PM
No.. they were up for grabs. :P
I think he just posted so that you would have to watch him dance again.
STIBungy
04-13-2005, 12:50 PM
bow chica bow wow...
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Steve_C
04-13-2005, 01:00 PM
hahah, reminds me of saturday. i walked out of john elway with 2 boxes of catered honey baked ham lunch boxes
Deltron_3030
04-13-2005, 01:14 PM
try jacking the box of donuts they always have at the waiting area next time
Weston-work
04-13-2005, 02:36 PM
hahah, reminds me of saturday. i walked out of john elway with 2 boxes of catered honey baked ham lunch boxes
Funny, but mean and wrong.
Kwando
04-13-2005, 05:46 PM
only thought it happened at my work
LeonZ
04-13-2005, 06:19 PM
It used to happen to me at Echostar too but now I have a fridge that i share with 1 other person :D
Weston
04-13-2005, 06:36 PM
Well, at least you don't have people who like to hold meetings in the men's room... I can hardly even go take a leak without finding at least two people in there having a 20 minute discussion, no more than 2 feet behind the urinals. And they're so fucking loud that it goes through two doors and all the way out into the hall. They had a 4 or 5 person meeting in there the other day... I heard them through the door and decided to just wait them out... 3 people exit, so I went in, but there were still 2 idiots in there rambling about some crap.
smithz
04-13-2005, 06:36 PM
Set a trap... create an exploding paint bomb hidden inside a paper lunch bag... then sit back and wait for the theif to expose themselves...
Aracheon
04-13-2005, 08:00 PM
Well, at least you don't have people who like to hold meetings in the men's room... I can hardly even go take a leak without finding at least two people in there having a 20 minute discussion, no more than 2 feet behind the urinals. And they're so fucking loud that it goes through two doors and all the way out into the hall. They had a 4 or 5 person meeting in there the other day... I heard them through the door and decided to just wait them out... 3 people exit, so I went in, but there were still 2 idiots in there rambling about some crap.
Unfortunately, none of the urinals at our Greeley site have walls between them, and there's always this one guy that I just so happen to catch in there every now and again who ALWAYS insists on sparking conversation with me. Same problem, is that it's loud as shit, and you can hear what's going on in the bathroom a good distance through the walls on either side. Although, I've never seen people hold meetings in there... ;)
The paint bomb isn't such a bad idea... I think the next time I go up there I'm going to put dog shit in the bottom of the sack and see what happens. :D
smithz
04-13-2005, 08:05 PM
2 idiots in there rambling about some crap.
How appropriate...
LeonZ
04-13-2005, 09:19 PM
How appropriate...
:rofl:
r00fletrain
smithz
04-13-2005, 09:36 PM
The paint bomb isn't such a bad idea... I think the next time I go up there I'm going to put dog shit in the bottom of the sack and see what happens. :D
Better yet, smoosh some poop into seran wrap... it'll look just like a brownie until they crack it open... by then it would be too late... all up close and personal with a juicy turd.
STIBungy
04-13-2005, 11:20 PM
You gonna make one for him? :D
Better yet, smoosh some poop into seran wrap... it'll look just like a brownie until they crack it open... by then it would be too late... all up close and personal with a juicy turd.
exciv2000
04-13-2005, 11:30 PM
your works' suck if you get your lunch stolen. Your works' suck if they hold meetings in the bathroom. period.
Aracheon
04-13-2005, 11:34 PM
Working a job you don't like sucks. Period.
Better yet, smoosh some poop into seran wrap... it'll look just like a brownie until they crack it open... by then it would be too late... all up close and personal with a juicy turd.
Do we speak from experience?
exciv2000
04-13-2005, 11:39 PM
I love my job.
Aracheon
04-13-2005, 11:54 PM
Eh... I guess I complain because the pay sucks.
exciv2000
04-14-2005, 12:08 AM
everybody's pay sucks unless you make enough to have an AMEX black card.
I don't, that's for sure.
smithz
04-14-2005, 08:23 AM
You gonna make one for him? :D
He's on his own there... I'm just the idea guy...
Do we speak from experience?
Just sounded like a good payback for being a fucking lunch theif...
Aracheon
04-14-2005, 09:25 AM
:D
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