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SlamMan
04-12-2005, 02:27 PM
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/femdefence.jpg

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/weapons/femdefence-039574.php
Deltron_3030
04-12-2005, 02:28 PM
holy shit!
Aracheon
04-12-2005, 02:29 PM
Fuck that thing.
STIBungy
04-12-2005, 02:34 PM
colon roflmao colon
blue
04-12-2005, 02:34 PM
ummm... OOO SHIT
V8SpankR
04-12-2005, 02:52 PM
She better not get it mixed up. :eek:
stu
04-12-2005, 02:54 PM
There is a term in game theory called a "non-credible" threat. A non-crediable threat is when a player in the game has an option to make a decision, but will never make that decision because it hurts their stance more, or equal to the other player. This is one of those "non-crediable threats" because no girl that I know would ever put that into herself, so I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
Aracheon
04-12-2005, 03:03 PM
That's almost the nerdiest thing I've ever heard.
stu
04-12-2005, 05:09 PM
I'll dork you right in the fucking mouth!
smithz
04-12-2005, 05:29 PM
Too bad they couldn't make those so a woman could put it in real fast if she was going to get raped. Better yet a small internal bear trap...
LiNzA
04-12-2005, 05:57 PM
Okay I just want to know how you came about finding that?........... :confused:
evildsmr
04-12-2005, 06:02 PM
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!! that'd hurt just a lil bit.....
SlamMan
04-12-2005, 06:18 PM
Okay I just want to know how you came about finding that?........... :confused:
It was just posted on Gizmodo.com. (www.gizmodo.com)
Kwando
04-12-2005, 06:44 PM
haha

what will they think of next...
Aracheon
04-12-2005, 07:36 PM
I'll dork you right in the fucking mouth!


<3
Weston
04-12-2005, 08:35 PM
So that's why women get so grouchy... now I understand!
JL LGT
04-12-2005, 08:46 PM
Great.....just what we needed! ANOTHER friggin reason to get up close & visually inspect the package for physical threats!
exciv2000
04-12-2005, 09:15 PM
Great.....just what we needed! ANOTHER friggin reason to get up close & visually inspect the package for physical threats!

What's wrong with that? always lick it before you stick it.
smithz
04-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Man: Spreads lips and starts feeling around inside.
Woman: "WTF are you doing?"
Man: "Checking for booby traps..."
Weston
04-12-2005, 09:31 PM
Man: Spreads lips and starts feeling around inside.
Woman: "WTF are you doing?"
Man: "Checking for booby traps..."

Then the guy sticks his finger in there and screams, "Ahhhh! Help! It's got my finger!", while flopping around in pain on the bed (finger still inserted). He then is so overcome with histerical laughter that he doesn't even notice the extremely pissed off woman get up and leave.
-=[Juztin]=-
04-12-2005, 09:40 PM
^past experience? ;)
smithz
04-12-2005, 09:42 PM
=-']^past experience? ;)
Or future?
Weston
04-12-2005, 09:45 PM
=-']^past experience? ;)

Nah, I came up with that just now. :D As much as I'd want to try it one day, I can't imagine it going over well.
Aracheon
04-12-2005, 09:49 PM
Would give a new meaning to the words "...caught red-handed."
Weston
04-12-2005, 09:51 PM
Sounds like a perfect story for the "MS Paint your worst sexual experience" thread. :rofl:
Aracheon
04-12-2005, 09:54 PM
I started one of those on NewCelica.org about a year ago with some scary results.
smithz
04-12-2005, 10:05 PM
Would give a new meaning to the words "...caught red-handed."
^^^ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
JL LGT
04-12-2005, 10:05 PM
A woman with extraordinary muscle control in "the zone"......ahhhh....the perfect woman!
smithz
04-12-2005, 10:08 PM
It's especially fun when they perform their little exercises while you are still "involved".
JL LGT
04-12-2005, 10:11 PM
^^That's what I'm referring to!

Certain women....of particular gourmet selection....have this ability....along with the knowledge of which position gives the best......ahem, succulence!
smithz
04-12-2005, 11:09 PM
Certain women....of particular gourmet selection....
Ahhh, the only kind worth the time...