me vs. stupid prelude

[i drive crap]

Ok, let me set this up. I was driving westbound on i-70 after getting emmissions, heading to jeffco courthouse to get plates, because my temps were a month or so overdue. Anywho, I'm going around 65-70 on the freeway, in the slow lane, when I hit denver west and this be-0tch in a red prelude comes screaming down the onramp and tries to pass me on the right, so I slap the 5.9L in the ass just to make him get behind me. This, of course, pisses off said be-0tch, and he passes me in the bonus lane (shoulder pass with gravel). Just as he's merging in front of me, with his middle finger out of the window, what should come over the horizon but 2 jeffco sheriff cars sitting in the grass, and he's still halfway in the shoulder. Long story short, both cops pull both of us over, and I tell them my side of the story, and the kid has 1) tags stolen off of some landcruiser 2) no insurance and 3) blew a .20 in the sheriff's portable BAC tester. BWAAAWHHAHHWHAHAHAHHAHA! Haul his ass to jail! They let me off with a warning and followed me to the jeffco courthouse, to make sure I was going there. Moral of the story... don't rice around in your prelude, drunk, with stolen tags, and no insurance... and don't FUCK WITH ME ON THE HIGHWAY!!!!




asshole......

[STIBungy]

Hahahaha, ownage! Too bad you didnt take pics.

[Skaterkid]

Did this Prelude have a grey fender? If so he's some jackass kid from Golden.

[i drive crap]

i know. I need to get my dig camera back from my friend. I normally take it with me too! Maybe he's still in the can and I can get some good pics of him getting it in the ass!!!!!!

[egdohcvtec]

sweet , street ricers deserve that shit...
maybe it was roxy or inrox or whatever ol boys name is...

[i drive crap]

Did this Prelude have a grey fender? If so he's some jackass kid from Golden.

no... it was a 93-96 version... blueish with 17's and blue center caps

[egdohcvtec]

umm no pics of that....

[i drive crap]

oh... and I was in my '99 dodge ram.... and it's slow as FUCK!!!! (18.2 was it's best run)

[stu]

I don't understand why they pulled you over at all?

[i drive crap]

by the time the sheriffs caught up the prelude had passed me... They thought we were friends and fucking around on the highway, so they were going to give us both tickets

[HONDA GHANDI]

You suck. I hate it when dicktards try to speed up so I cant get my slow ass on the highway. But I guess thats why I drive poo ride, I can jsut merge and if I hit em, oh well.

[JL LGT]

Damn Dodge Ram owners! Think they own the road don't they?




J/P! I don't know how many times some guy in a HUGE Suburban or HUGE truck has damn near merged right on top of me! There should be a Honda defensive driving course on how to avoid becoming the 3/4 ton truck's bitch!

[jkslude]

Yo i am new to this board and i drive a 2000 lude, and that shit is the fucking best thing i have heard in a while. MUCH props to you not putting up with dickheeds like that. Yeah i have a h22a ( Still HEAVY as shit) with minor mods, but i dont Like a as%hole.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tsiah]

no... it was a 93-96 version... blueish with 17's and blue center caps
92-96
4th gen


Yo i am new to this board and i drive a 2000 lude, and that shit is the fucking best thing i have heard in a while. MUCH props to you not putting up with dickheeds like that. Yeah i have a h22a ( Still HEAVY as shit) with minor mods, but i dont Like a as%hole.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
much props?
but I dont like a asshole...?
:rolleyes: grammar?

I hate when I'm tryin to get on the freeway and as I make an attempt to merge some asshat does that shit to me...I dont pass them on the right tho...what a freakin retard

[doctorstupid]

... and this be-0tch in a red prelude comes...
... it was a 93-96 version... blueish with 17's and blue center caps
So which was it?

[tsiah]

So which was it?
good point :P
I didnt notice that

lol
I bet he just wanted to sound cool :Peace:

[gjcivic]

yeah, that blueish red color honda used in the early 90's... i bet some whitish black guy was driving, about 6' tall, kinda fat and short........

Are you one of those guys of the dodge commercial????

"hey, that thing got a hemi?"

dumb ass...... at least get your lies straight....

[doctorstupid]

Oh right, that blueish red, I forgot Honda used that color for a while. I think they called it "bullshit."

[stu]

I drive crap is an honorary member, be nice to him.

[doctorstupid]

i drive crap needs either quit lying or get an eye exam.

[gjcivic]

or stop putting the good stuff on his tongue while driving.....

"its blue... wooh, now its red...DUDE...its fucking blue again... this is crazy man....."

[tsiah]

lmao
yea...

what was it i drive crap?

[garr352]

imports suck

[nxbrennan]

imports suck boy way to be a retard. in case you havent realized, this is high altitude IMPORTS. so if you have a problem with them, either setup a race, or get the hell out

[floored4door]

imports suck

Yet another m00p! WEEEEEEEEEE!